Weirdest Dream

Zak Flaps

What's the weirdest dream you ever had? Or even a weird one you can remember!

MacauDragon

Woke up furious at a relative who had thought I was a paedo in my dream.

I had finally cornered them, after their evading me, and was about to give them a piece of my mind.

Then I woke up.


Fvcker.

Junkyard Tom

Well, Sir, I was reading 'Word Up' magazine and Salt N' Peppa and Heavy D were in the limousine..

kylith

Probably the one where I was upset because my friend had been murdered by reavers and my mum was insisting that I tell her parents. That was a weird one.

BorneTobyWilde

I have dreams where my body is completely rigid and I'm floating around my bedroom right up to the ceiling. I'm lying completely flat hands crossed and one on each shoulder.

endacl

Had a really weird dream once where somebody opened a thread asking about people's weirdest dream, and actually related their own weird dream first, in the opening post.

DareGod

I had sex with a demon ghost.

Not even joking. Shout out to all the sleep paralysis victims out there *hi-5!*

Olishi4

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

I have dreams where my body is completely rigid and I'm floating around my bedroom right up to the ceiling. I'm lying completely flat hands crossed and one on each shoulder.

I have had this 3 or 4 times and you have an eerie feeling after but I heard that its some kind of lucid dreaming apparently.

Not my weirdest dream but I am always trying to get OH to watch "The walking dead" with me and he is just not interested in it. The other morning he told me that he had a zombie dream that went on for ages with characters from "The Walking Dead" in it. So he is walking dead cheating on me!

BorneTobyWilde

A weird dream I had was being chased by Rafa Benitez who had a machine gun, he chased me all over town and it was terrify. Finally got me corned and certain death awaited me, this is when I woke.

JackieBauer

Me floating along a wild and random river on a pallet and my old next door neighbour from Tallaght who sold pirate videos (VHS) saying "here's a fiver, good luck"

Mister Vain

I once dreamt that I woke up in the future and everyone was 20 years older but I was still the same age. A bit like that film Flight Of The Navigator. All my friends had thick grey hair and wrinkles. I drove into work but there was just a big field where the industrial estate used to be.

JackieBauer

Has anyone had the same weird dream twice? Me on the pallet in the mad river happened twice

DEFTLEFTHAND

I have a really weird reoccuring dream about being shot in the head, it's very vivid, I see what's happening and tense up. I feel the blast, my vision blurs and I drop to me knees. The last sensation I have is warm blood pouring over my face.

Then it get's really scary, everything is dark and negative. I feel totally uncomfortable, no love or acceptance, just pure hatred. I start calling out the name of Jesus and then I wake up in a cold sweat.

JackieBauer

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I have a really weird reoccuring dream about being shot in the head, it's very vivid, I see what's happening and tense up. I feel the blast, my vision blurs and I drop to me knees. The last sensation I have is warm blood pouring over my face.

Then it get's really scary, everything is dark and negative. I feel totally uncomfortable, no love or acceptance, just pure hatred. I start calling out the name of Jesus and then I wake up in a cold sweat.

Put pen to paper. I'll buy you're book.

Xaracatz

I got eaten by a dolphin (but in a "no offence, it's just what I do" kind of way), and then I turned into a rolling pin.

I have a lot of weird dreams.

Donald Trump

Poor oul' feckin' Martin Luther King Jr. must be sorely disappointed at your collective lack of imagination!

iDave

Every couple of months I dream it's 2 weeks before the Leaving Cert and I haven't done a tap of study.

kylith

Sawer from Lost was holed up in the attic of a school with a rifle and it was up to me and Jack to bring him down.

RedXIV

Had a recurring dream about being offered as a sacrifice to a creature that looked like a cat but had the face of the joker. Used to have it once a year in the autumn. Freaked me out a bit.

Best dream ever though was when I dreamt the teenage mutant ninja turtles were dropped into the island from jurassic Park. I saw them fight a t-rex. It was insanely cool

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Last night I dreamed I was after flying to Australia. Came out of the airport across to the multi story carpark, and it was the highest, you could look and see pretty much all of Sydney you were so high up. And then I noticed that I was so high up, but it was open either side of me, no railings, and all of a sudden it wasn't a carpark anymore, it was a bridge. I had to lay down on my tummy because I was getting dizzy looking down. It was actually terrifying. Last time I'll be eating cheese before bed

When my sister was pregnant I had a dream that she gave birth to a baby girl (in reality, the baby would be a boy) and I was minding the baby at my grandmother's house. All of a sudden the baby turned into a bird and flew away. I started panciking and called my grandmother, who just smiled and nodded like it was no big deal.

"GRAN! THE BABY TURNED INTO A BIRD AND FLEW AWAY"
"Did it? Oh right......"

Had fun telling my sister and brother-in-law (who's scared of birds) that story. :pac: