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  • 22-03-2016 12:27am
    #1
    retro:electro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭


    Okay what is with these dopey ass flies everywhere that are like half dead half alive stuck in the same spot on the wall for two days in a row not moving? Not cool


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  • #2
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    What do you call a fly with no wings?

    A walk


  • #3
    Torricelli
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 689 ✭✭✭Torricelli


    oh my god like yeah what is up with that like jesus there sum dopes dying all ova da place

    oh my god like


  • #4
    retro:electro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Torricelli wrote: »
    oh my god like yeah what is up with that like jesus there sum dopes dying all ova da place

    oh my god like

    Wow you're so cool


  • #5
    Torricelli
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 689 ✭✭✭Torricelli


    anna080 wrote: »
    Wow you're so cool
    totally an u are 2 bbz xx


  • #6
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I thought "dope" meant cool in teen speak?


    It's all so confusing!


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  • #7
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    It's to do with the weather, warm but not hot so they're a bit fuzzy headed. They were probably hanging out in an attic or warm spot until the sun came out, no frost so that's why a lot of them survived.

    I'm great fun at parties.


  • #8
    Stigura
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,576 ✭✭✭Stigura


    Yep. I had a flutterby drop to the floor, in my doorway. Fuzzy headed.

    I trod on it.


    I don't do parties ;)


  • #9
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    What do you call a fly with no wings?

    A walk

    That is not the politically correct term for disabled Flies. They are called Paragliders.


  • #10
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,286 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    What do you call a blind fly?


    Splat...


  • #11
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    What do you call a fly with no wings?

    A walk

    What do you call a fly with no wings or legs?

    A roll.


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  • #12
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Have you a corpse in the house?


  • #13
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Do you not wash your walls at all Missus?


  • #14
    Bio Mech
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭Bio Mech


    Ass flies are a terrible pest. Don't let them lay!


  • #15
    retro:electro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Have you a corpse in the house?

    Oh oh


  • #16
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    anna080 wrote: »
    Okay what is with these dopey ass flies everywhere that are like half dead half alive stuck in the same spot on the wall for two days in a row not moving? Not cool

    Did someone stumble out of Facebook?


  • #17
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    I'm interested in Diptera but have never come across a Dopey Ass Fly.

    Any photos?


  • #18
    Olishi4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,469 ✭✭✭Olishi4


    "Be afraid. Be very afraid"


  • #19
    cassid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 811 ✭✭✭cassid


    maudgonner wrote: »
    What do you call a fly with no wings or legs?

    A roll.

    What do you call a fly with no wings ? A raisin.

    That was my sisters main joke for a year when she was a kid, :confused:


  • #20
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    F*ck the flies, the ants are back. My annual war has begun anew.


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