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Pelson's Millar

  • 09-03-2016 6:24pm
    #1
    dandyelevan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 257 ✭✭


    Pelson's Millar.

    Hah...I'm sick to the back teeth lookin' at it I tells ye.

    Pelson's Millar me arse! :pac:

    There it stands, right smack in the middle of the Main Street of our village like it grew there, a great mushrooming reminder of the bad, bad, 'orrible ole days. The villagers (all west brits of course 'cept me) just love the bloomin' thing, an' CIE even has a bus route to an' from it...the cheek...but no matter, I decided last night after a few jars that Pelson and his feckin Millar has to go!
    So, I'll tell ye what me boyos...I'm finally goin' to do somethin' about it.

    I'm goin' to blow it up! (well... just the top of it anyways...the aisey bit)

    Yessiree...

    Tonight!

    (for **** sake lads don't tell anyone...roight ( ;)

    Boy, I'll go down in history, because ye see...I've never done anything important in my life so I need somethin' to be remembered by...an' quick because I'm of a certain age ye see.
    "Good ole Great, Great, Grandad Dandy...the mon what blew up Pelson's Millar... Tooralooo!"

    Soooo me harties, me fellow Bordsies an' all true Irishmen & women...'tis the last day of ole Pelson an' his Millar, an' this time next week when all the hullabaloo is over and the inevitable song is written 'bout my handiwork, there'll be a round-about on the spot named after me (with a plaque hopefully)...'Dandy's Circle' or some-such.

    :D:D:D


Comments

  • #2
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Check to see if it's The Backwards Man.


    No...


  • #3
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    You trying to be funny, but failing?


  • #4
    PARlance
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,512 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    That probably sounded funnier in your head.

    And that's where it should have stayed.


  • #5
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Why do you talk like a pirate?



    Humour fail, me hearty.


  • #6
    Iwasfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    Aisha Famous Tension wrote: »
    Why do you talk like a pirate?



    Humour fail, me hearty.

    Because he's an illiterate nationalist. Keep up.


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  • #7
    hairyslug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,596 ✭✭✭hairyslug


    Aisha Famous Tension wrote: »
    Why do you talk like a pirate?



    Humour fail, me hearty.

    The internet be a harsh mistress matey, aarrrgggghhhh


  • #8
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Aisha Famous Tension wrote: »
    Why do you talk like a pirate?



    Humour fail, me hearty.

    That's how kermit would post without someone's hand up his hole.


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