A thread for today

Mint Aero

Thought i'd make a thread for no reason other than consuming a few kilobytes.

Awaits warning from an angry disgruntled mod

smash

I like the cut of your jib. Will you be creating a thread for tomorrow?

tomwaterford

Only 1hr 45 mins or so left though :-/

Shannon757

/thread

The flying mouse

I didn't vote FF

Your Face

Crap

KERSPLAT!

Warning.

KERSPLAT!

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

Warning.

You're not making your grumpy face

Witchie

I drove down my driveway with the lights off about an hour ago so that visitors with my mum wouldn't see me. I am really not in the mood to talk to them so have snuck in and am hiding out in the basement watching tv.

Serious question. Does everyone here floss their teeth before brushing?

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Witchie

Deleted User wrote: »

Serious question. Does everyone here floss their teeth before brushing?

A few times a week, can't be arsed every night.

Shannon757

22 minutes and this thread is still open. Will it make midnight?

KERSPLAT!

Shannon757 wrote: »

21 minutes and this thread is still open. Will it make midnight?

Maybe...

Who knows!!??

>.>

Mint Aero

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Serious question. Does everyone here floss their teeth before brushing?

It would make sense....so much sense but no.

kneemos

Witchie wrote: »

I drove down my driveway with the lights off about an hour ago so that visitors with my mum wouldn't see me. I am really not in the mood to talk to them so have snuck in and am hiding out in the basement watching tv.

Do you live in a Castle?

Witchie

kneemos wrote: »

Do you live in a Castle?

No, its more like a stately home.

kneemos

Witchie wrote: »

No, its more like a stately home.

Is you dad called Michael?

Witchie

kneemos wrote: »

Is you dad called Michael?

No. Why?

He just built a beautiful big house with a self contained apartment in the basement where I live at the moment so I can care for my mum and rent my house out to pay my mortgage while I was back studying. Will be out of here next year.

So beautiful massive apartment in a gorgeous house will be available to rent....downside is my family living upstairs and it is in Monaghan.

tomwaterford

[quote="Witchie;
So beautiful massive apartment in a gorgeous house will be available to rent....downside is my family living upstairs and it is in Monaghan.[/quote]

Sounds like the start to really bad horror film

I'm not gonna be around much when the olympics are on. Any of you want to take over the Mega Thread competition this time round?

I'll cancel my wedding and honeymoon if needs must.

Stheno

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Serious question. Does everyone here floss their teeth before brushing?

Eh are you not supposed to floss after brushing? I've an electronic glossed thing that I use after brushing.

Am I doing it backwards?

Edit all good Google says the order doesn't matter

El Guapo!

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Serious question. Does everyone here floss their teeth before brushing?

1. Brush
2. Floss
3. Mouthwash
4. Put teeth in glass

dandyelevan

Never liked this day/date
In fact, it's ignored in this house, and if we mention it at all, we call it "The Turd of March."
Yessir, positively ignored it is.
We go straight through from the second to the fourth, just like we were reared to do.
Growing up in the swingin' fifties, any member of our good catholic family, (all thirty-one of us kids) who dared acknowledge this day by uttering the words "The Turd o' March" had his or her mouth washed out with Sunlight soap and packed off to bed (after the fireside Rosary) with nowt supper.

kneemos

Stheno wrote: »

Eh are you not supposed to floss after brushing? I've an electronic glossed thing that I use after brushing.

Am I doing it backwards?

Edit all good Google says the order doesn't matter

A glug of mouthwash is just as effective I believe.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

I'm not gonna be around much when the olympics are on. Any of you want to take over the Mega Thread competition this time round?

I'll cancel my wedding and honeymoon if needs must.

Lol I actually remember that well. Myself and kfallon came joint last.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Deleted User wrote: »

Serious question. Does everyone here floss their teeth before brushing?

I brush, then floss, then briefly brush with the exfoliator, mouthwash.

Has anyone ever tried to mouthwash still drunk and down the shot instead of swishing it?

aaronjumper

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I brush, then floss, then briefly brush with the exfoliator, mouthwash.

Has anyone ever tried to mouthwash still drunk and down the shot instead of swishing it?

*Raises hand*
I have. Although it's hardly the worst thing I've done.

tomwaterford

aaronjumper wrote: »

*Raises hand*
I have. Although it's hardly the worst thing I've done.

Oh Jesus what's the worst thing then :eek:

Stheno

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I brush, then floss, then briefly brush with the exfoliator, mouthwash.

Has anyone ever tried to mouthwash still drunk and down the shot instead of swishing it?

No that drunk I don't brush, let alone floss, I collapse into bed.

I've reviewed my routine, I brush, then floss with the gadget, which leaves too much mouthwash so I brush again

tomwaterford wrote: »

Oh Jesus what's the worst thing then :eek:

At a rather epic Christmas party a couple of years ago, I literally collapsed at the bar and slumped into an epic sleep (according to my colleagues)

My story is that I fell asleep then aided a similarly drunk colleague to find a taxi home. ( I have no recall of that journey)

Ever since I have never ever mixed beer, wine, cocktails, proscecco, slippery nipples, and jagermeister.

aaronjumper

tomwaterford wrote: »

Oh Jesus what's the worst thing then :eek:

I'd rather not say.

The second worst was probably falling down the stairs and landing face first on the dance floor in a disco bar.
In between songs so that everybody got to witness and hear it.

Ah when young and vain.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

aaronjumper wrote: »

I'd rather not say.

The second worst was probably falling down the stairs and landing face first on the dance floor in a disco bar.
In between songs so that everybody got to witness and hear it.

Ah when young and vain.

My uncle lives in America, and apparently the houses aren't built like here, it's easy to break the walls etc. My cousin was drunk one night and instead of turning right into the bathroom he turned left and fell down the stairs, and put his head out through the wall. I'm sure it was very serious at the time but I think it was pretty funny.

aaronjumper

LexieOnRale wrote: »

My uncle lives in America, and apparently the houses aren't built like here, it's easy to break the walls etc. My cousin was drunk one night and instead of turning right into the bathroom he turned left and fell down the stairs, and put his head out through the wall. I'm sure it was very serious at the time but I think it was pretty funny.

Very funny. :pac:

sunshine and showers

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Serious question. Does everyone here floss their teeth before brushing?

Flossing is for US tv show characters.

fineso.mom

Today was my birthday, I'm so old I had to think for a second what age I am. But I got presents and cake so it's not so bad .

Stheno

sunshine and showers wrote: »

Flossing is for US tv show characters.

In all seriousness, I couldn't use flossing tape as my teeth are very close together.

Then I got the electronic flosser that I have.

The difference it has made to my dental hygiene and the appearance of my teeth is amazing.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

https://www.facebook.com/jamaicalol/videos/795513880571987/


Why flossing is important (and regular teeth cleaning!)

Witchie

tomwaterford wrote: »

Sounds like the start to really bad horror film

Have you not read enough stories of my life? It is one big bad horror movie.

Stheno wrote: »

In all seriousness, I couldn't use flossing tape as my teeth are very close together.

Then I got the electronic flosser that I have.

The difference it has made to my dental hygiene and the appearance of my teeth is amazing.

What is this magic gadget....I need one!

Stheno

Witchie wrote: »

What is this magic gadget....I need one!

http://www.boots.ie/en/Philips-Sonicare-AirFloss-Pro-HX8372-51-Rechargeable-Power-Flosser-with-250ml-Listerine_1711655/

You can get cheaper, waterpix are just as good, I asked for a waterpix as an xmas present and ended up with the item I linked to.

I've crap teeth, and one in particular that was hard to clean and was almost permanently stained, and I changed from a regular toothbrush to an electric toothbrush and that flosser above.

The difference in my teeth is amazing, before I'd get them cleaned and a month later the hard to clean tooth would be nearly black (I'm a smoker), three months after the new routine, I'm looking in the mirror amazed at how clean my teeth look.

Stheno

Stheno wrote: »

Eh are you not supposed to floss after brushing? I've an electronic glossed thing that I use after brushing.

Am I doing it backwards?

Edit all good Google says the order doesn't matter

El Guapo! wrote: »

1. Brush
2. Floss
3. Mouthwash
4. Put teeth in glass

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I brush, then floss, then briefly brush with the exfoliator, mouthwash.

Has anyone ever tried to mouthwash still drunk and down the shot instead of swishing it?

I was at the dentist earlier in the week, a new dentist, and she said no that you should always floss before brushing because it takes the plaque off and then any leftovery bits will be brushed away much more easily. She also gave me a lesson on flossing because I've been doing it wrong. I wouldn't push the guns down with it.

My teeth have never felt so good.

Next thing I'm doing is buying an electric toothbrush.

Teyla Emmagan

Snow! Snow! Poxy snow!

I like snow but I'm in bed sick so there'll be no snowmen getting built today.