Human centipede 4

badabing106

What celebrities would you put in your human centipede? Front middle and back

Pat Mustard

Rahoo rahoo guess who

The Backwards Man

Of all the stupid premises for a movie franchise, that is the one that completely sucks ass.

TheLastMohican

Celine Dion's neck and head ...............

Adele's body ...................................

Kim K's ass

Lights On

Me in the middle, Olsen Twins in the front and back.

StupidLikeAFox

TheLastMohican wrote: »

Celine Dion's neck and head ...............

Adele's body ...................................

Kim K's ass

I'm not sure you understand the concept

zef

Hmmm, Bono first, Joan Burton in the middle anyway. Jeremy Clarkson at the back.
Smiling just thinking about it.

Turfcutter

zef wrote: »

Hmmm, Bono first, Joan Burton in the middle anyway. Jeremy Clarkson at the back.
Smiling just thinking about it.

The ****e will be moving from the back towards the front...

Celebrity Human Centipede is an idea I've been pitching to RTE for a few years now, and a great way of clearing out the dross. Every week would have a different theme to it, you know, music, TV, politics, international, sports, and so on.

You could then make a fun game of joining them all up in a "this relates to that" sort of way. For example, Steve Staunton at the head of the sports centipede could have his face stitched to the arse of Jimmy McGee at the tail of the TV section. Give cash prizes for the most creative/convoluted links.

I think it's a win/win concept and if I may say so myself, comedy gold. But as usual the old cosy cartel over in Montrose didn't go for the idea of Twink getting her mouth buried in Pat Kenny's hole while Gay Byrne got stuck on the end of hers.

Ooops, gotta go now. Think I hear the guards knocking on my door again.

lertsnim

zef wrote: »

Hmmm, Bono first, Joan Burton in the middle anyway. Jeremy Clarkson at the back.
Smiling just thinking about it.

Bono is too many courics and would kill Joan Burton before the **** gets to Jeremy Clarkson.

zef

I'd play 'beautiful day' by U2 while making Bono eat laxative laced dog food.
I don't understand why this thread isn't more popular? Surely everyone has at least 3 people they'd like to sew together arse to mouth?

corner of hells

zef wrote: »

I'd play 'beautiful day' by U2 while making Bono eat laxative laced dog food.
I don't understand why this thread isn't more popular? Surely everyone has at least 3 people they'd like to sew together arse to mouth?

I'm kinda thinking Donald Trump in the middle ,, maybe Kane West to the front and lastly Brian McFadden.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Lights On wrote: »

Me in the middle, Olsen Twins in the front and back.

But they're seriously ugly!!!

Birneybau

StupidLikeAFox wrote: »

I'm not sure you understand the concept

And even if they did...

seamus

I would clone Kanye West, twice, and then stitch the three of them together into a circle.

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[Deleted User] wrote: »

Celebrity Human Centipede is an idea I've been pitching to RTE for a few years now, and a great way of clearing out the dross. Every week would have a different theme to it, you know, music, TV, politics, international, sports, and so on.

You could then make a fun game of joining them all up in a "this relates to that" sort of way. For example, Steve Staunton at the head of the sports centipede could have his face stitched to the arse of Jimmy McGee at the tail of the TV section. Give cash prizes for the most creative/convoluted links.

I think it's a win/win concept and if I may say so myself, comedy gold. But as usual the old cosy cartel over in Montrose didn't go for the idea of Twink getting her mouth buried in Pat Kenny's hole while Gay Byrne got stuck on the end of hers.

Ooops, gotta go now. Think I hear the guards knocking on my door again.

Why Steve Staunton?

badabing106

In the name of poetic justice, I hereby sentence Oscar Pistorius, Team McCann, and Amanda Knox to be conjoined arse to mouth

MRnotlob606

Put Bono at the end because he's already an arsehole.

dark crystal

Kanye West at the front, Katie Hopkins in the middle and Donald Trump at the end.

Hopkins and Trump couldn't talk again and but they'd be destined to listen to Kanye's narcissistic rants forever...

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badabing106

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badabing106

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