I was talking to a customer today

get a room

He was an absolute bore and would not shut up after about half an hour my mind started to wander, as it does from time to time.

I was wondering what people find "more rude" in social settings
1. Having a good root around the nose or
2. Having a good scratch of the genitals

I was tempted to ask the customer, but thought better of it.

smash

A scratch is grand. Scratch n sniff is a different story.

DundalkDuffman

ABC OP, ABC

maudgonner

Let me take this opportunity to invite you boys to explain the appeal of having a root around in your genital area.

Ladies tend not to do it (or at least keep it for the privacy of our own bedrooms ). Are you itchy? Need to let the air circulate? Relieve numbness?

Seriously, please explain, 'cause by all appearances you find it a very satisfying pastime.

get a room

DundalkDuffman wrote: »

ABC OP, ABC

Im dyxlecksic

smash

maudgonner wrote: »

Let me take this opportunity to invite you boys to explain the appeal of having a root around in your genital area.

Ladies tend not to do it (or at least keep it for the privacy of our own bedrooms ). Are you itchy? Need to let the air circulate? Relieve numbness?

Seriously, please explain, 'cause by all appearances you find it a very satisfying pastime.

Because balls sometimes get stuck to thighs.

The flying mouse

maudgonner wrote: »

Let me take this opportunity to invite you boys to explain the appeal of having a root around in your genital area.

Ladies tend not to do it (or at least keep it for the privacy of our own bedrooms ). Are you itchy? Need to let the air circulate? Relieve numbness?

Seriously, please explain, 'cause by all appearances you find it a very satisfying pastime.

Is it not like when women move there bra,s, you no like, up and separate ? bit of air and stretch the auld elastics ...

endacl

maudgonner wrote: »

Let me take this opportunity to invite you boys to explain the appeal of having a root around in your genital area.

Ladies tend not to do it (or at least keep it for the privacy of our own bedrooms ). Are you itchy? Need to let the air circulate? Relieve numbness?

Seriously, please explain, 'cause by all appearances you find it a very satisfying pastime.

Adjustment mostly. Readjustment the rest of the time. Load o' bollix...

maudgonner

smash wrote: »

Because balls sometimes get stuck to thighs.

See, that makes sense now! I vote that rooting around in your crotch is less offensive. But only if you don't mind the women readjusting their bras and hoicking up their tights every so often.

get a room

maudgonner wrote: »

Let me take this opportunity to invite you boys to explain the appeal of having a root around in your genital area.

Ladies tend not to do it (or at least keep it for the privacy of our own bedrooms ). Are you itchy? Need to let the air circulate? Relieve numbness?

Seriously, please explain, 'cause by all appearances you find it a very satisfying pastime.

Personally its not that obvious, it just looks like Im scratching my knee

smash

maudgonner wrote: »

See, that makes sense now! I vote that rooting around in your crotch is less offensive. But only if you don't mind the women readjusting their bras and hoicking up their tights every so often.

Sure why would we mind that? Watching boobs bounce is one of my favourite past times.

maudgonner

The flying mouse wrote: »

Is it not like when women move there bra,s, you no like, up and separate ? bit of air and stretch the auld elastics ...

That's normally cause the stupid underwires are digging in, or the straps have fallen down. Bras are very poorly designed really.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Did you want to scratch your nose and balls or the customers?

get a room

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Did you want to scratch your nose and balls or the customers?

From the dross the customer was going on about, I dont think he had genitals,

He was a county Councillor.

For Forks Sake

Scratching your genitals with your nose would have been the way to go.

zanador

maudgonner wrote: »

That's normally cause the stupid underwires are digging in, or the straps have fallen down. Bras are very poorly designed really.

So are testicles

Mickey H

You should have roundhouse kicked him in the chops.

That'd quieten him.

maudgonner

zanador wrote: »

So are testicles

That God, eh? He's some messer.