Rural Ireland I love you.

6541

So I went to pub yesterday after work, say 5 ish, a few trades men hanging about, a few gamblers, a few alcoholics, an entertaining bar man and a couple of farmers, all in the mix. I left with 6 free range eggs from the farmers, a nodge from the tradies and a Coors light promotional hat from the barman. Sound.

me_irl

6541 wrote: »

a nodge from the tradies

J Mysterio

Go on... Where in Rural Ireland?

Nice one for the nodge but that Coors Light hat should be burned.

maudgonner

me_irl wrote: »

Urban dictionary says "an accident-prone individual, or a technological disaster waiting to happen".

This doesn't help really.

J Mysterio

Nodge = bit of hash

me_irl

maudgonner wrote: »

Urban dictionary says "an accident-prone individual, or a technological disaster waiting to happen".

This doesn't help really.

Another says it's hash... why not just say "hash".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYAuR5bkIlQ

9de5q7tsr8u2im

Pure gowl of a place so..

Pete M.

me_irl wrote: »

Another says it's hash... why not just say "hash".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYAuR5bkIlQ

Townie ðŸ˜႒

And shur ye'd never know when the hat might come in handy. Maybe when you're cutting silage or at the bog.

maudgonner

me_irl wrote: »

Another says it's hash... why not just say "hash".

A third one says "a penis". So apparently the tradies gave him a mickey :eek:

sabat

Coors light, sh1t hash and a few eggs; our country friends are easily amused. I'll stick to my craft IPAs, bubble kush and authentic Vietnamese omelette on the way home thanks...

J Mysterio

Very grumpy conservative old shítes in AH!? :pac:

Speedwell

yeah, I moved to rural Ireland from Houston, where there were five local breweries within a half-hour's drive of my flat, a friend who helped run a medical marijuana dispensary out in San Francisco, and a pho/banh mi joint literally across the street. I'll take my country place, and manage on the beer down at the Centra, the fresh air, and my Vietnamese cookbooks.

me_irl

Speedwell wrote: »

yeah, I moved to rural Ireland from Houston, where there were five local breweries within a half-hour's drive of my flat, a friend who helped run a medical marijuana dispensary out in San Francisco, and a pho/banh mi joint literally across the street. I'll take my country place, and manage on the beer down at the Centra, the fresh air, and my Vietnamese cookbooks.

Fair play.

Speedwell

me_irl wrote: »

Fair play.

Heh, I could give you my old address for you to verify it, but I'm not outing my friend, especially given that she used to bring a stash with her in violation of all known laws (too bad I don't seem to have the body chemistry to appreciate it properly). And pho is not difficult to make, banh mi are easier still, and the only thing I miss from America is Huy Fong sriracha sauce. You can't overestimate the value to a tired-out Yank city chick in the view from her Irish country window.

Sh1tbag OToole

sabat wrote: »

Coors light, sh1t hash and a few eggs; our country friends are easily amused. I'll stick to my craft IPAs, bubble kush and authentic Vietnamese omelette on the way home thanks...

I suppose you'll be paying about 10 quid for the privilege of drinking the said craft IPA out of a dirty broken bottle some lad found while digging a foundation

Fr_Dougal

6541 wrote: »

So I went to pub yesterday after work, say 5 ish, a few trades men hanging about, a few gamblers, a few alcoholics, an entertaining bar man and a couple of farmers, all in the mix. I left with 6 free range eggs from the farmers, a nodge from the tradies and a Coors light promotional hat from the barman. Sound.

Did you have to rob all of them?

Your Face

Wow.

6541

So the only solution at nearly 4 am in rural Ireland is.....put on the heat!

DuMorph

6541 wrote: »

So I went to pub yesterday after work, say 5 ish, a few trades men hanging about, a few gamblers, a few alcoholics, an entertaining bar man and a couple of farmers, all in the mix. I left with 6 free range eggs from the farmers, a nodge from the tradies and a Coors light promotional hat from the barman. Sound.

The polling booths closed 24 hours earlier.

There's no point bigging up your 'recovery' now.


















(hours later)

I'm sorry for your loss, whoever you are.

mansize

Renua Ireland... Where the women are barefoot and pregnant, the kids raped and the RCC NEVER wrong...

6541

Why are you up at 05:51 talking nonsense ? Actually what are yous talking about....:)

Wompa1

6541 wrote: »

Why are you up at 05:51 talking nonsense ? Actually what are yous talking about....:)

It's Ewes and Ewes can't talk, silly! Welcome to rural Ireland.

galljga1

Bizarre thread, Me likee.