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Sharia Law

  • 27-02-2016 7:56am
    #1
    get a room
    Closed Accounts Posts: 51 ✭✭


    Ive a house full of teenagers.

    I was wondering if any one had any thoughts on me introducing Sharia Law in the house. (for everyone else mind you - not me)


Comments

  • #2
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    I would send them to fight for ISIS to be honest.


  • #3
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    Who is Sharia Law and why introduce her to your kids? Is she hot?


  • #4
    stefan.kuntz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 91 ✭✭stefan.kuntz


    get a room wrote: »
    Ive a house full of teenagers.

    I was wondering if any one had any thoughts on me introducing Sharia Law in the house. (for everyone else mind you - not me)

    I'd like you to leave the country please. Now.


  • #5
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    frag420 wrote: »
    Who is Sharia Law and why introduce her to your kids? Is she hot?
    I think she played Xena warrior princess.


  • #6
    force eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭force eleven


    frag420 wrote: »
    Who is Sharia Law and why introduce her to your kids? Is she hot?

    Is she related to Denis Law?


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  • #7
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    Sharia Law is a spin-off from hit 90s TV Series, L.A. Law.


  • #8
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    And the less popular Jack Black comedy sequel, Shallow Halal


  • #9
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Actually, Xena warrior princess was Lucy Lawless

    I was way off.


  • #10
    stefan.kuntz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 91 ✭✭stefan.kuntz


    biko wrote: »
    Actually, Xena warrior princess was Lucy Lawless

    I was way off.

    Close enough.


  • #11
    bisounours
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 156 ✭✭bisounours


    Dad used to threaten military boarding school. To emphasise his point, he would leave brochures lying around the house which he would pick up when things got out of hand ...


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  • #12
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    bisounours wrote: »
    Dad used to threaten military boarding school. To emphasise his point, he would leave brochures lying around the house which he would pick up when things got out of hand ...

    At least you'd get a free holiday to the States, wasn't that bad really.


  • #13
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,285 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    Wasn't she quite big for a while in the 90s? What was that song, twas all the rage back in the day.

    :D


  • #14
    Torricelli
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 689 ✭✭✭Torricelli


    I knew a Sharon Law once. Nice woman.

    Dead now.


  • #15
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    bisounours wrote: »
    Dad used to threaten military boarding school. To emphasise his point, he would leave brochures lying around the house which he would pick up when things got out of hand ...
    Haha my dad used to threaten boarding school as well. He went and hated it so for him it was a great threat. Me, not so much, I loved Mallory Towers and books like that so for me it would have been a dream!


  • #16
    Filmer Paradise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    Just threaten to sell them on e-bay.

    Works in my house.


  • #17
    Permabear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 39,022 ✭✭✭✭Permabear


    This post has been deleted.


  • #18
    get a room
    Closed Accounts Posts: 51 ✭✭get a room


    Permabear wrote: »
    This post had been deleted.

    Thats a good idea, I'll make a note of that.


  • #19
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Teenagers are like dogs, you as their master need to assert yourself as the pack leader. If they sense weakness they will disobey you.


  • #20
    Stigura
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,576 ✭✭✭Stigura


    I blame the Judes :mad:


  • #21
    BalcombeSt4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭BalcombeSt4


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    At least you'd get a free holiday to the States, wasn't that bad really.

    You get a free holiday to the States if your a Mulism & the US government doesn't like you except then it's not called a holiday it's called rendition & instead of being a tourist your a insurgent & instead of getting free soap they nearly drown you to death instead. It's fun.


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  • #22
    stefan.kuntz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 91 ✭✭stefan.kuntz


    BalcombeSt4 wrote: »
    You get a free holiday to the States if your a Mulism & the US government doesn't like you except then it's not called a holiday it's called rendition & instead of being a tourist your a insurgent & instead of getting free soap they nearly drown you to death instead. It's fun.

    Sounds like a fairytale.


  • #23
    Elemonator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,271 ✭✭✭Elemonator


    Whoever steals the biccy's from the cupboard gets their hand chopped off :D


  • #24
    stefan.kuntz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 91 ✭✭stefan.kuntz


    Elemonator wrote: »
    Whoever steals the biccy's from the cupboard gets their hand chopped off :D

    Whoever pisses on the toilet seat gets their somethings something chopped off.


  • #25
    Badly Drunk Boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,807 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    At least you'd get a free holiday to the States, wasn't that bad really.

    No, I think the Irish one is in the Glen of Imaal.


  • #26
    get a room
    Closed Accounts Posts: 51 ✭✭get a room


    Well, I had a good productive discussion with the family on the introduction of sharia law in the House.

    It was a healthy debate with contributions from everyone.



    Has anyone got a room to let for a separated father of four?


  • #27
    Rattser
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 263 ✭✭Rattser


    Introduce them to Buddhism. That Buddha lad was sound out.


  • #28
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    So the OP has a Sunni disposition ?


  • #29
    get a room
    Closed Accounts Posts: 51 ✭✭get a room


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    So the OP has a Sunni disposition ?

    Yes, me thinks its better than a She1te one :)


  • #30
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    get a room wrote: »
    Ive a house full of teenagers.

    I was wondering if any one had any thoughts on me introducing Sharia Law in the house. (for everyone else mind you - not me)

    I tried enlisting mine in the French Foreign Legion , apparently 13 and 15 is too young to join.

    They do actually send you back an email ,,I kid you not.


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  • #31
    darkpagandeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/250/222/a20.gif


  • #32
    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »
    No, I think the Irish one is in the Glen of Imaal.

    Sally's gap?


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