Creep guy in bush

outnumbered

Hey,

Was just on my way home with a friend half an hour ago. We took a little short cut that's like 5 yards of bushes and a sort of woodland off the main road in killester.
Suddenly, we heard rattling and a man runs of the bushes, darts across the road and is sweating and very pale.
We watched him for a while and he clearly was sketchy as he kept going back on his steps in an effort to get away from us.

Should this be reported to the guards?

HeidiHeidi

In the time you've spent opening two threads on this, you could have reported it and the Gardai could be looking for him.

Yes, you should have reported it as soon as possible.

nullzero

When you're walking down the lane and you feel a little pain, diarrhea, cha cha cha...
Poor fella probably caught shart, I mean short.

Whosthis

outnumbered wrote: »

Hey,

Was just on my way home with a friend half an hour ago. We took a little short cut that's like 5 yards of bushes and a sort of woodland off the main road in killester.
Suddenly, we heard rattling and a man runs of the bushes, darts across the road and is sweating and very pale.
We watched him for a while and he clearly was sketchy as he kept going back on his steps in an effort to get away from us.

Should this be reported to the guards?

No, I'm fine, I was just a little disorientated.

Nice ass,

weisses

Nehh ... Probably some poor guy who wathed the election debate...

Custardpi

Did he approach you at all or make any threatening gestures? By the sounds of your post it seems he was doing his best to go in the opposite direction to you as fast as possible. If that's the case I'm not sure what the Gardai can do, there's no law (at least not yet) against acting a bit weird.

I had never ventured into the emergency services forum until I saw this post in there too lol

outnumbered

I just called the local station who said they'd send the car up to have a look.

Not much they can do but worth having a look.

Thanks for the replies

fatknacker

Yeah sounds like he was taking a dump alright.

The Royal Scam

nullzero wrote: »

When you're walking down the lane and you feel a little pain, diarrhea, cha cha cha...
Poor fella probably caught shart, I mean short.

Some people think its funny but its really hot and runny diarrohea , ni ni

recylingbin

outnumbered wrote: »

I just called the local station who said they'd send the car up to have a look.

Not much they can do but worth having a look.

Thanks for the replies

They're gonna love you when they're ankle deep in yesterday's rendered chicken chow mein.
Hope you knocked off caller ID

Wesser

Id say the guards will be rushing to that one........

The Royal Scam

if you're sitting in a bush and you feel something push diarroeah eh eh

AvyStreet

Search for droppings.

If you find any upload them for us to examine.

Tipperary Fairy

Am I missing something here? Why the fcuk would anyone even consider reporting this to anyone? a guy ran out of the bushes.... Really?

Robsweezie

bush wanker!

Punkyblip

Robsweezie wrote: »

bush wanker!

Don't you mean a politician

agent graves

Are the bushes at the back of houses? He could have been doing a ted bundy..

FourAM

Should have got your camera out... No telling what that guy was doing.

pickarooney

A bushwhacker? Call Alf flamin' Stewart. He'll sort out that drongo.

ToddyDoody

outnumbered wrote: »

I just called the local station who said they'd send the car up to have a look.

Sorted. The Gardai deliver yet again.

beach_walker

outnumbered wrote: »

We watched him for a while and he clearly was sketchy as he kept going back on his steps in an effort to get away from us.

Should this be reported to the guards?

Sounds like ye should have reported moreso than him tbh.

Summer wind

He'd probably just been doing a bit of transforming. There was a lovely full moon last night.

The_Valeyard

Are you sure this wasn't the backwards man after a feed of drink :P

biko

It's the Killester killer! You're lucky you got away!

cowboyBuilder

Maybe it was a dogging spot OP ?

JackieBauer

Woof! Woof!

Specialun

Cant beat a bit of fumbling around in a bush