A terrorists mid-air departure

The_Valeyard

So it seems a suicide bomber attempted to blow up a plane over Somalia, only to have the bomb misfire and suck him out of the plane.

http://gawker.com/report-man-ejected-from-somali-plane-in-midair-was-sui-1757112253


Karma.



“bypass rigorous security screening in Mogadishu”

I giggled at this, really not sure why.

Filmer Paradise

It's times like this that you realise there might be a God after all.

BigJackC

Some footage from inside of the plane and of the passengers after the incident. Cool as cucumbers!

Collie D

BigJackC wrote: »

Some footage from inside of the plane and of the passengers after the incident. Cool as cucumbers!

Jesus, the guy in the first row actually looks bored.

Lucky people. Poetic justice to the "victim"

Tin Foil Hat

I guess this reporter gets to keep her job

tomwaterford

Does this suicide bomber still get their 72 Virgins or whatever now???


Or is this a grey area

Ruu

All because he got pretzels instead of peanuts, be warned!!

donegaLroad

I always thought that a sudden hole of any size appearing in the fuselage at high altitude, would result in the hole becoming bigger and everything being sucked out of the plane.

I feel much safer now after watching that.

tomwaterford

donegaLroad wrote: »

I always thought that a sudden hole of any size appearing in the fuselage at high altitude, would result in the hole becoming bigger and everything being sucked out of the plane.

I feel much safer now after watching that.

I saw that James Bond film before aswell....

Tin Foil Hat

donegaLroad wrote: »

I always thought that a sudden hole of any size appearing in the fuselage at high altitude, would result in the hole becoming bigger and everything being sucked out of the plane.

I feel much safer now after watching that.

It was shortly after takeoff - low altitude - no explosive decompression.

This is what happens at altitude

Collie D

tomwaterford wrote: »

Does this suicide bomber still get their 72 Virgins or whatever now???


Or is this a grey area

Yeah but they're all Star Trek fans with bad acne and names like Nigel and Hubert

Son Of A Vidic

tomwaterford wrote: »

Does this suicide bomber still get their 72 Virgins or whatever now???


Or is this a grey area

Nope, for his failure, I believe he'll be spending eternity picking up the soap in the shower.

fleet_admiral

Goooood aftah noon Madam, I am calling from youah a-ah liiiine

Harry Palmr

tomwaterford wrote: »

Does this suicide bomber still get their 72 Virgins or whatever now???

Or is this a grey area

I imagine this is an ecumenical matter.

Stigura

Collie D wrote: »

Jesus, the guy in the first row actually looks bored.

Were they not back on the ground by then? Check around the 0:36 / 0:46 segment. Look outside.

maudgonner

Stigura wrote: »

Were they not back on the ground by then? Check around the 0:36 / 0:46 segment. Look outside.

I don't care whether they were in the air or on the ground, if it was me I'd probably still be roaring my head off three weeks later tbh.

The guy blew a hole in the plane and was sucked out through it :eek:

donegaLroad

Tin Foil Hat wrote: »

It was shortly after takeoff - low altitude - no explosive decompression.

This is what happens at altitude

feck.... thanks for that. Its going to be my usual bottle of wine before boarding so.

mansize

Tin Foil Hat wrote: »

I guess this reporter gets to keep her job

Anyone else think of Bart v Australia- an emergency!

Stigura

maudgonner wrote: »

I don't care whether they were in the air or on the ground ..... The guy blew a hole in the plane and was sucked out through it :eek:

Oh, I'm not disputing that. (Where are the SJW's, to scream about how 'If the west hadn't invaded and bombed his country. Raping it for the oil .....' ?)

No. I was just suggesting it looks like legs on the ground, around where I mentioned? The plane, presumably, had touched down, by then? Hence people no longer actively screaming in bulgy eyed terror.

jimgoose

Well how about that - the system works!

Filmer Paradise

donegaLroad wrote: »

feck.... thanks for that. Its going to be my usual bottle of wine before boarding so.

Valet: Sir. Will it be your usual?

donegaLroad: Of course. A bottle of the best 'Explosive Decompression. Vintage 9/11' Jeeves.

Valet: Very good Sir. Good choice, if I may say so.

donegaLroad: Indeed. I'm planning a right blow-out tonight Jeeves!! Heh Heh!:D

Fleawuss

Filmer Paradise wrote: »

It's times like this that you realise there might be a God after all.

I think the bomber thought so too. In the name of Allah the all merciful etc etc.

Cookie_Monster

Tin Foil Hat wrote: »

I guess this reporter gets to keep her job

She's a newsreader, not a reporter and that clip is for the Malaysian Diplomat rape case, not the plane bombing. It's also on the Paul Henry show which takes the p1ss out most news anyway (it's in NZ)

Skylinehead

mansize wrote: »

Anyone else think of Bart v Australia- an emergency!

900 dollarydoos?

Tin Foil Hat

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

She's a newsreader, not a reporter and that clip is for the Malaysian Diplomat rape case, not the plane bombing. It's also on the Paul Henry show which takes the p1ss out most news anyway (it's in NZ)

Watch it to the end. And lighten up, for fukk sake.

Filmer Paradise

Filmer Paradise wrote: »

It's times like this that you realise there might be a God after all.

Fleawuss wrote: »

I think the bomber thought so too. In the name of Allah the all merciful etc etc.

As of now, I don't know what this chap's cause was.

All I know is he got all he deserved & I hope he died roaring!

And I mean that most sincerely folks!

RIGHTisRIGHT

The_Valeyard wrote: »

So it seems a suicide bomber attempted to blow up a plane over Somalia, only to have the bomb misfire and suck him out of the plane.

http://gawker.com/report-man-ejected-from-somali-plane-in-midair-was-sui-1757112253


Karma.



“bypass rigorous security screening in Mogadishu”

I giggled at this, really not sure why.

I don't know why this is funny he was going to die anyway since it was a suicide attack.
Bloody lucky is how I would describe it and the so called security useless.

Junkyard Tom

Planes are actually tough yokes. That Aloha plane looks like it should have disintegrated but enough of the hull was intact to maintain structural integrity until it landed. Remarkable really.

Morpork

I hope the explosion didn't kill him and he knew he failed as he fell to the earth.

Also didn't some terrorist group claim responsibility? Why would you claim this failure. It's actually a terrorist group claiming they lessened the amountof terrorists in the world.

Filmer Paradise

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

Planes are actually tough yokes. That Aloha plane looks like it should have disintegrated but enough of the hull was intact to maintain structural integrity until it landed. Remarkable really.

Good result all round.

I hope the sucked out lad is in some sort of Hell now.

It's all he deserves.

Hats off to the Pilot, who got everyone else down safely.

JackieBauer

Muslim terrorists trying to kill innocents. These ones were not very organised, thankfully - most of them are

JackieBauer

JackieBauer wrote: »

Muslim terrorists trying to kill innocents. These ones were not very organised, thankfully - most of them are

I read that wrong at first.

The_Valeyard

Deleted User wrote: »

I read that wrong at first.

Yeah, I had to give that a second read also! I must be having a slow Friday.

donegaLroad

to me, it reads that they are all well organised.