Fancy your own Nuclear Bunker

uch

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-35469639

Fancy Owning your very own Nuclear Bunker ?
Imagine the craic you could have locked in here with a geansaí load of mates, a truck load of beer, and maybe a Dart board

jackwigan

Wait a minute! We all know the one thing we won't need in the future! Left-handed stores. That's you, Flanders!

smash

They could put the asylum seekers in there!

uch

jackwigan wrote: »

Wait a minute! We all know the one thing we won't need in the future! Left-handed stores. That's you, Flanders!

How did you know I was Left Handed ?

Tombi!

I want to buy it, live there and play Fallout.

The Randy Riverbeast

Where will the DUP hide in case of something like gay marriage or a united ireland if they sell it off?

Lights On

We should all chip in and buy it together, that way when the bombs do start to drop we can all go to the bunker. A bunker full of AH members. For eternity. What could go wrong

Tabnabs

The Randy Riverbeast wrote: »

Where will the DUP hide in case of something like gay marriage or a united ireland if they sell it off?

Stormont

The Randy Riverbeast

Lights On wrote: »

We should all chip in and buy it together, that way when the bombs do start to drop we can all go to the bunker. A bunker full of AH members. For eternity. What could go wrong

Better get some SS uniforms for the mods.

jackwigan

uch wrote: »

How did you know I was Left Handed ?

So am I.

I could sense it.

lc180

uch wrote: »

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-35469639

Fancy Owning your very own Nuclear Bunker ?
Imagine the craic you could have locked in here with a geansaí load of mates, a truck load of beer, and maybe a Dart board

This has future hipster bar written all over it. Pulled pork sliders, gin mocktails and REM 'End of the world' Ironically played on repeat in the background.

smash

lc180 wrote: »

This has future hipster bar written all over it. Pulled pork sliders, gin mocktails and REM 'End of the world' Ironically played on repeat in the background.

Make it in to a nightclub and call it ... "The Bomb!"

osarusan

Fritzl level - advanced.

gandalf

I notice they didn't have any nuclear silos there!

jamesbere

jackwigan wrote: »

So am I.

I could sense it.

Aren't all lefties telepathically linked

cml387

lest anyone think all this is past tense, watch BBC2 this evening where a crisis cabinet meeting simulates the events after a Russian invasion of Latvia.

maudgonner

Lights On wrote: »

We should all chip in and buy it together, that way when the bombs do start to drop we can all go to the bunker. A bunker full of AH members. For eternity. What could go wrong

Have you read the poo threads? That decontamination chamber would be the only thing that made life bearable in there :pac:

Junkyard Tom

If there had been a nuclear war would it still have been funny if the bunker-chef put on the menu:

Today's Special:

'Fission Chips'

maudgonner

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

If there had been a nuclear war would it still have been funny if the bunker-chef put on the menu:

Today's Special:

'Fission Chips'

With a starter of mushroom cloud soup.

The_Valeyard

Maybe if it came with a Stargate.

Duggy747

Would be my perfect home, get to be locked away like a hermit

To pass the time, I'd probably end up performing some mad experiments like breeding pigeons with 3 arses.

The Backwards Man

A Ballymena man walks into a cake shop.

'Is that an apple tart or a meringue?' he asks.

'No', says the shop assistant, 'you're dead right.

Skylinehead

Nuculur.

It's pronounced Nuculur.

The Backwards Man

Skylinehead wrote: »

Nuculur.

It's pronounced Nuculur.

Balm shalter.

Tombi!

The Randy Riverbeast wrote: »

Better get some SS uniforms for the mods.

Ah, come on now.
Do you really think we Boards' doesn't provide us with a lifelong amount of spares?

Elemonator

Who do they think they are fooling? This wasn't built to hide from a nuclear weapon, this was built to hide from Ballymena

SEPT 23 1989

It would make a fine BDSM dungeon

The Backwards Man

Elemonator wrote: »

Who do they think they are fooling? This wasn't built to hide from a nuclear weapon, this was built to hide from Ballymena

Ah, in fairness, as barren desolate wastelands in Co Antrim go, Ballymena is far from the worst.

Graham

The Backwards Man wrote: »

A Ballymena man walks into a cake shop.

'Is that an apple tart or a meringue?' he asks.

'No', says the shop assistant, 'you're dead right.

Two minutes after I read that it was funny

the_syco

The likes of HP will probably buy it. Most of these bunkers are used as data warehouses, as they're secure, have power, backup power, etc.

Wibbs

Very cool. Be great as a data hub I'd imagine. In the US they have some really cool ones and better, old missile silos and they sell off a couple every so often. So want one of them.

The Randy Riverbeast wrote: »

Better get some SS uniforms for the mods.

I have my own. And staff car.