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31-01-2016 11:34am

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The Raptor

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I'm in town, I won't tell you where I am but I needed to go to the loo. But i didn't have a 20c coin on me to get in.

So i sneaked in when someone left. I'm in the men's tolilets but I'm a woman.

How do i discreetly leave. There's men coming in and out.

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#2 31-01-2016 11:35am

GhostInTheRuins

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Men won't care, just leave.

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#3 31-01-2016 11:37am

JonnyM

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Act like they're in the women's toilets.

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#4 31-01-2016 11:38am

Specialun

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Just take your to off and walk

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#5 31-01-2016 11:40am

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Cut your hair, grow stubble, put on jeans and a ManU jersey, stroll out, wolf whistle at passing women.

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#6 31-01-2016 11:41am

The Raptor

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GhostInTheRuins wrote: »

Men won't care, just leave.

But i do care. I snook in without anyone seeing me.

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#7 31-01-2016 11:41am

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Wipe your mouth as you leave the cubicle and say 'Next? '

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#8 31-01-2016 11:43am

Peregrine

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Cover your nose and say something like "Oh, boy, I wouldn't go in there for a few hours if I were you" as you leave the cubicle.

Pretend to 're-arrage the furniture'.

Hold your hand under the water for a second or two then take ages with the handryer. Use a lot of tissue paper after the dryer if provided. Just dab them and throw them in the bin.

You'll fit right in.

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#9 31-01-2016 11:44am

Fleawuss

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You are invisible. Believe it. Open the door and walk.

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#10 31-01-2016 11:44am

MarkR

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Grow a pair and leave.

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#11 31-01-2016 11:46am

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Just act like a tranny!

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#12 31-01-2016 11:48am

Turtyturd

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If you're using the urinal they already know.

If not phone in a bomb scare to wherever the toilets are located.

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#13 31-01-2016 11:50am

MilesMorales1

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Sure why did you go to a paid toilet? There's mcdonalds/burger king/easons to go to.

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#14 31-01-2016 11:51am

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At least narrow it down to which town OP.

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#15 31-01-2016 11:53am

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Ah now. OP you can't stay locked in a cubicle for the whole day. Just walk out. You've no choice really.

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#16 31-01-2016 11:54am

JackieBauer

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Man up

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#17 31-01-2016 11:54am

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Which town?

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#18 31-01-2016 11:54am

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#19 31-01-2016 11:56am

JackieBauer

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[Deleted User] wrote: »

Which town?

Tubercurry, where do ya think?

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#20 31-01-2016 11:56am

The Raptor

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Ok, I'm free. I listened until it was quite and no one was around and legged it out after quickly washing my hands.

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#21 31-01-2016 11:58am

The Raptor

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It was like the father ted episode lost in the lingerie section.

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#22 31-01-2016 12:02pm

Tell me how

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The Raptor wrote:

Ok, I'm free. I listened until it was quite and no one was around and legged it out after quickly washing my hands.

Do you expect us to believe you actually stopped to wash your hands on the way out in such a panic.
I call shenanigans.

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#23 31-01-2016 12:04pm

JackieBauer

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What a shame, here I am jumping over cubicles trying to find you

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#24 31-01-2016 12:07pm

fleet_admiral

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Did you leave a dirty protest?

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#25 31-01-2016 12:17pm

biko

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Best stay hidden until evening.

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#26 31-01-2016 12:20pm

whiskeyman

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Just mention that 'these gender fluid' toilets are great 'should u see a bloke on the way out...

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#27 31-01-2016 1:21pm

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Still in there op?

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#28 31-01-2016 3:39pm

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ToddyDoody wrote: »

Still in there op?

Jaysis, I hope not. Imagine the pins and needles you'd have from sitting that long!!

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#29 31-01-2016 4:20pm

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gumbo1 wrote: »

Jaysis, I hope not. Imagine the pins and needles you'd have from sitting that long!!

****ting through the eye of a needle, gotta be done.

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