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My sh1t don't stink.

  • 30-01-2016 6:59pm
    #1
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Seriously. There's no whiff at all from it. Am I going to die?


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  • #2
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    If wishing made it true


  • #3
    hairyslug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,561 ✭✭✭hairyslug


    We are all gonna die but I reckon you will get eaten by sharks


  • #4
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Actually, this is sh1t thread. Mods, lock it up.


  • #5
    8 Bit Girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 150 ✭✭8 Bit Girl


    You going on the sauce tonight OP?
    You wont be saying that timorrow when you're taking the inevitable HOP....hangover poo...


  • #6
    pablo128
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭pablo128


    recylingbin wrote: »
    Seriously. There's no whiff at all from it. Am I going to die?

    You need more fruit and veg in your diet.;)


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  • #7
    kingchess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 795 ✭✭✭kingchess


    Yes,and are you sure that you really gave it a really good sniff??ask a friend to make sure ,other wise you may be coming down with a cold,Ask a friend now.


  • #8
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    I've used odour software. Apparently there's an air of oak from it. I don't remember eating that.


  • #9
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,661 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Not supposed to apparently. Only when it's badly digested it stinks.


  • #10
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    recylingbin wrote: »
    Actually, this is sh1t thread. Mods, lock it up.

    You caused this sh*t. You deal with it. Your mess. This whole thread smells bad. :P


  • #11
    Junkyard Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    I hereby formally announce the death of After Hours.

    January 30th, 19:24, 2016.

    RIP.


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  • #12
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    That you Paul?


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2T6YdEcp6w


  • #13
    Bulbous Salutation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 882 ✭✭✭Bulbous Salutation


    Drink 12 pints of stout and stop in for a kebab on the way home. Repeat the process in the morning.


  • #14
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    I know you'd like to think your **** don't stink
    But lean a little bit closer
    See that roses really smell like poo-poo-oo
    Yeah, roses really smell like poo-poo-oo


  • #15
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Bulbous Salutation wrote: »
    Drink 12 pints of stout and stop in for a kebab on the way home. Repeat the process in the morning.

    After 12 pints of stout and a kebab everything would be repeating.


  • #16
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    We could take a look at an after hours beers. Maybe hold off taking a proverbial for a day before.


  • #17
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Drinking pints of Guinness will cure you.


  • #18
    iLikeWaffles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,325 ✭✭✭iLikeWaffles


    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    After 12 pints of stout and a kebab everything would be repeating.

    After 12 pints of stout and a kebab everything would be repeating.


  • #19
    Comhrá
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,041 ✭✭✭Comhrá


    My sh1t don't stink.

    Have you had your nose checked out at all recently?


  • #20
    Bentlee Important Drivel
    Posts: 0 ✭ Bentlee Important Drivel


    recylingbin wrote: »
    Seriously. There's no whiff at all from it. Am I going to die?

    To be honest the sh1t will live again, but you're fu*k.


  • #21
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    Drinking pints of Guinness will cure you.
    Add a vindaloo into the mix and he'll be immune!


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  • #22
    Armchair Andy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭Armchair Andy


    FlutterinBantam wrote:
    After a fairly big feed I was walking around Blanch when the badge started to swell up a bit.
    Hit for The Bell with a frikken worm at the door and into the jacks and blew a 'loose softie' into the pan. Pure sludge.
    Anyway, after the evacuation ,pulled up the trews and PLOPPPP... mobile slipped off the belt and nosedived into the pot.
    Talking iceberg stuff here, two thirds below the surface and sinking.
    Managed to rescue and ran under the tap but every time I answer the phone i get a bang of Bombay mix, stale sprouts and turnip.
    Any hints on how to clean her up well without damaging the appliance.?

    The legend that was Flutterinbantam or the Flutt as he was affectionately known. Should be given the honour of a National Day the pure joy he's spread.


  • #23
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    fleet_admiral wrote: »
    Add a vindaloo into the mix and he'll be immune!

    Christ lad, he will blow the jacks straight through the floor onto the people downstairs with that advice!!


  • #24
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    my pooh wont flush :(


  • #25
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    my pooh wont flush :(

    Use fire


  • #26
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    Christ lad, he will blow the jacks straight through the floor onto the people downstairs with that advice!!
    Ive often 'baked' a holemeal loaf well into the next day after a night on the guinness and/or dark ale and a vindaloo with keema naan. My poor balloon knot:o


  • #27
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    fleet_admiral wrote: »
    Ive often 'baked' a holemeal loaf well into the next day after a night on the guinness and/or dark ale and a vindaloo with keema naan. My poor balloon knot:o

    I think the phrase 'there she blows' could be used there.


  • #28
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    I know you like to think your sh1t don't stank but lean a little bit closer....


  • #29
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    I know you'd like to think your **** don't stink
    But lean a little bit closer
    See that roses really smell like poo-poo-oo
    Yeah, roses really smell like poo-poo-oo

    Awwwwwh you beat me to it!

    Feck.


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