How much cr*p have you eaten today?

fussyonion

I started out with good intentions, having porridge with fruit and a cup of green tea for breakfast.

Then it all went downhill when I had a bag of chips after a feed of pints, then half a tube of Pringles, some nuts and a few crackers.

Now I've raging heartburn and I feel shoite.

So how much cr*p have you had today?
Or are you holding out til tomorrow?

Sunnyisland

I am eating crap since yesterday, even now I have ice cream in front off me to kill the chocolate poisoning, its all going down hill from here ...

fleet_admiral

I havent eaten yet apart from a single chicken goujon in work earlier

Irish_rat

Nothing crap so far. Tomorrow will be carnage though

stevek93

Finished up work today, had 60 euro left on my card for canteen so cleared out the vending machine - surrounded by chocolate here

force eleven

Plenty of carp.

Irish_rat

fussyonion wrote: »

Then it all went downhill when I had a bag of chips after a feed of pints, then half a tube of Pringles, some nuts and a few crackers.

Nuts are good for you and crackers are okay. You're not doing too bad OP :-) I find Pringles terribly addicting if I eat one or two of them. The can is usually empty in an hour

Hemerodrome

I was pretty good all day, then I found an Apple tart in the press.

Atlantic Dawn

I've drank far more than I've ate.

Captain Chaos

Had about 3 cups of Lemsip today and that's it. Throat feels like it's full of gravel and broken glass, don't want to eat.

Asmooh

Actually nothing at all, was sleeping and woke up a hour ago or so, back in bed and will sleep soon again

PARlance

force eleven wrote: »

Plenty of carp.

Polish it all off?

goz83

very little crap.

I had eddie rockets as breakfast, lunch and dinner. Wings, chips and fish burger.

Then a sausage, a prawn, a piece of pudding and some cheese. Couple of beers too. All in all, not bad.

silverbolt

so far three squares of dairy milk chocolate and one of those chocolate cake roll thingys. Thats it

osarusan

Not much crap at all until a bowl of dry roast peanuts and a beer just now.

I did eat one of the biscuits we made to leave near the chimney for Santa - there are three on the plate and I'll eat them just before going to bed.

suicide_circus

uggh...too much Weihnachtsgebäck

Sam Kade

Why is everyone eating sh1t?

Harry Palmr

Does premium sausage rolls count? A few peanuts? That's it really, I'm just hoping I empty my bowels in the morning before it all gets hard core...

kfallon

Had a few roses just now.....since when did they stop putting the 'map' in the tin? And the tin is now plastic......and smaller ffs :mad:

kfallon

Harry Palmr wrote: »

I'm just hoping I empty my bowels in the morning before it all gets hard core...

One bowl of All Bran and that won't be a problem

fleet_admiral

Just had my Indian, now im fuller than a fat girls shoe. Onto the Guinness as dessert

NachoBusiness

Just about to start.. feck it I'm sure Santa will give me a new pancreas in the morning.

I had half a sausage roll from lolly and somethingorothers. Antipasti for dinner. Then I had a tea cake a macaroon and 2 dairybox

Vegetables? What's vegetables?

whoooopsiiiies.

MaryAntoinette

I'm becoming an iron man woman so its all healthy here.

MaryAntoinette

MaryAntoinette wrote: »

I'm becoming an iron man woman so its all healthy here.

LOL me too.

I'm very concerned for my poor bike saddle after Christmas.

Hokuto

Tea for breakfast, small plate of chicken, potato and rice for lunch. Slept from 4 to 9pm (jetlag). Then two plates of biryani rice of chicken with green tea. Off to attack the Milk Tray before bed!

Bulbous Salutation

Two sausages, two rashers, two black pudding, two fried eggs, two slices of brown bread. A few litres of strong tea.

Homemade cottage pie with cabbage.

Two small glasses of red wine.

MaryAntoinette

Deleted User wrote: »

LOL me too.

I'm very concerned for my poor bike saddle after Christmas.

Ride it like you stole it.

RobertKK

Had a busy day, my watch tells me I have burnt 3,013 calories today so far which is more than I have eaten, so at the moment I am eating pizza...

carzony

sausage roll this morning, 2 packets of tayto, eddie rockets burger and nachos washed down with a bottle of coke and a large serving of mint ice cream..

Been eating heavy the last 2 or 3 days.. mainly boredom I think..

AppleBottle

I had a sausage roll and pizza today. I'm saving myself for the next two days.

Turtyturd

Too much.

Just ate the cookies the kids left out for Santa. He's going to be disappointed when he gets here.

Junkyard Tom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI

Jesus Wept

moro and a mug of tae

flas

1 bottle of oatmeal and raisin stout,1 bottle of Belgian wit,few pints of Guinness,8 cans of Guinness,a half a tub of potato salad,a huge sambo with coleslaw ham and cheese,a half a tub of Pringles and an absolute mountain of smoked salmon throughout the day,also a burger and chip for lunch because my friend was home from London and we always get a take away together every Christmas eve!
And I can't wait for more tomorrow

Smidge

flas wrote: »

1 bottle of oatmeal and raisin stout,1 bottle of Belgian wit,few pints of Guinness,8 cans of Guinness,a half a tub of potato salad,a huge sambo with coleslaw ham and cheese,a half a tub of Pringles and an absolute mountain of smoked salmon throughout the day,also a burger and chip for lunch because my friend was home from London and we always get a take away together every Christmas eve!
And I can't wait for more tomorrow

Dyno-rod on speed dial, eh?