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Crocodiles & piranhas guard jail!

  • 24-12-2015 6:43pm
    #1
    [Deleted User]
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    So they've decided to build a prison where the guards are backed up by moats full of crocodiles & piranhas, it this a good idea or what?

    Apparently, people all over the country are donating their spare crocodiles & piranhas for the project.
    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35173609
    Indonesia's anti-drugs agency is proposing to build a jail that will be surrounded by moats stocked with crocodiles and piranhas.
    In November 2015, Indonesia bowed to international pressure and put a temporary halt on executing death row prisoners, so alternatives were sought by the authorities.


Comments

  • #2
    darkpagandeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    And dogs who bark shoot bee's out of their mouths too ?


  • #3
    Sunnyisland
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    Will the piranhas not eat the crocodiles and then die from crocodile skin poisoning and thus the prisoners will just swim away ??


  • #4
    melissak
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    There is a prison in Peru or somewhere guarded by geese. It would work well as an alert. They are noisy and super agRo.


  • #5
    everlast75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,554 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Sounds like it was built to stop James Bond from escaping?


  • #6
    Schwiiing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,720 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    Can we not just feed the dealers and their customers to the crocs and piranhas and save a load of cash on prison costs in the process?


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
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    Schwiiing wrote: »
    Can we not just feed the dealers and their customers to the crocs and piranhas and save a load of cash on prison costs in the process?
    Just be sure not to overfeed them, we don't want them to get indigestion!


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    The plans look a little sketchy. Not that they'd show every corridor and service tunnel mind you! But It's like a section of a theme park map.


  • #9
    SlowBlowin
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    Schwiiing wrote: »
    Can we not just feed the dealers and their customers to the crocs and piranhas and save a load of cash on prison costs in the process?

    You could have the court in the prison, with the accused standing over the trap door to the moat. Minimal costs/labor, the judge can have white cat on her lap .....


  • #10
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    What could go wrong with using non-indigenous species like this to guard a jail?


  • #11
    Collie D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,416 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Apparently, people all over the country are donating their spare crocodiles & piranhas for the project.

    Anyone who has a few "spare crocodiles & piranhas" is a likely future resident of this prison I would imagine.


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