What are you getting

Sunnyisland

What are you getting of Santa this year ? Or hoping for

I am hoping for peace and goodwill to everyone and for all wars to end and we all live in sweet harmony,

Just joking don't mind that above bollix I am getting a rid of this tablet and getting a laptop back so expect more bull**** posts from me :-) what about you ?

Sonics2k

A way to stop the voices in my head.

That or a Scalextric race track.

frag420

A hangover....

heroics

New car. Got it already and love it

Sunnyisland

frag420 wrote: »

A hangover....

I remember them quite well and for some reason the ones on Christmas Day were always the the mother of god of all hangovers, go for long walks and try and eat well, might help the coming doom :-)

Badly Drunk Boy

I'm getting nothing but that's fine. I'm hoping I can survive Christmas Day without getting my head wrecked. World peace is probably more achievable.

The_Valeyard

Going home for Mammy Valeyards lovely Christmas dinner. Nom nom nom.

NachoBusiness

Laid with any luck :pac:

Sir Osis of Liver.

Mrs.Osis got me an Android tv box.
Love it.

Cork Lass

I'll be getting some Jo Malone products. Love them so I'm happy.

snubbleste

I don't have a chimney, so Santa cannot visit

Penny Tration

No idea.

I assume my folks will give me a hundred quid and some Nick nacks.

Sisters have some clothes and a small surprise for me.

Mr. Tration won't tell me what he has for me, I assume I'll like it though. I have a feeling he's paid my deposit for a holiday that we want to go on.

Godmother and gran usually give me bath stuff, pyjamas, scarves and money. Friends and I just buy small things like make up.

I don't really care what I get tbh. I have everything I need, so anything people are nice enough to give me is a bonus.

Medusa22

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth :pac:

Turtyturd

Medusa22 wrote: »

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth :pac:

My son lost his two bottom front teeth on consecutive nights this week so is sick of everyone he meets saying this to him.

I told my OH not to get me anything from her as there was nothing I wanted but she used the 'it's from the kids loophole' to get me a phone and Halo 5.

TG1

A service for my car, very boring but it's something I actually need for once!

jamesbere

Hopefully a woman, barring that maybe some socks

Medusa22

jamesbere wrote: »

Hopefully a woman, barring that maybe some socks

I don't know if santa gives women as Christmas presents, I know that my parents told me that he doesn't give pets as presents anyway. Perhaps a blow up doll or a fleshlight instead?

theteal

xbox

actually got it 2 weeks ago coz i've been extra good this year

jamesbere

Medusa22 wrote: »

I don't know if santa gives women as Christmas presents, I know that my parents told me that he doesn't give pets as presents anyway. Perhaps a blow up doll or a fleshlight instead?

A fleshlight, I might have have to re write my letter

iguana

I'm hoping for a very happy and excited 3 year old!

Firefox11

snubbleste wrote: »

I don't have a chimney, so Santa cannot visit

You should get one of those "Santa Please Stop Here" Signs in your window. Dont loose hart, You never know he might drop by.

Hammer89

iguana wrote: »

I'm hoping for a very happy and excited 3 year old!

I'll see what I can do.

biko

World peace.

hairyslug

Mrs slug is getting me socks, so is the sister-in-law and so are the parents-in-law.

I ****ing love socks,I do

Socks socks socks socks socks socks socks socks socks socks socks socks socks socks socks socks socks socks socks socks

jamesbere

hairyslug wrote: »

Mrs slug is getting me socks, so is the sister-in-law and so are the parents-in-law.

I ****ing love socks,I do

Socks socks socks socks socks socks socks socks socks socks socks socks socks socks socks socks socks socks socks socks

Silk socks or thermal socks

R.D. aka MR.D

Nothing because we are saving like crazy for our move home in 3 months.

I told him to make me a card and that'll do it.

Hopefully next xmas will be be a bit more bountiful when we are settled back in.

Tigger

I'm getting a cool torch, a leatherman supertool 300 and a bb8 droid

I have bought myself a lovely new diary and Chantecaille lip gloss. Most pleased with my treats

RayM

Turtyturd wrote: »

My son lost his two bottom front teeth on consecutive nights this week so is sick of everyone he meets saying this to him.

He should tell them to "pith off".

Jaxxy

I know one of my presents from the boyf is a Jedi dressing gown, because he made me try it on to make sure it fits. Everything else will be a surprise. I love surprises.

smurfjed

Absolutely nothing.... and I'm working for all of the Christmas / New Year period.......

Two years ago i got to spend Christmas with both my parents, last year with only my dad, this year neither of them are alive, so bah humbug!

smurfjed

smurfjed wrote: »

Absolutely nothing.... and I'm working for all of the Christmas / New Year period.......

Two years ago i got to spend Christmas with both my parents, last year with only my dad, this year neither of them are alive, so bah humbug!

Hugs to you smurf. Be kind to yourself x

Agricola

fúcked up

Penny Tration

Penny Tration wrote: »

No idea.

I assume my folks will give me a hundred quid and some Nick nacks.

Sisters have some clothes and a small surprise for me.

Mr. Tration won't tell me what he has for me, I assume I'll like it though. I have a feeling he's paid my deposit for a holiday that we want to go on.

Godmother and gran usually give me bath stuff, pyjamas, scarves and money. Friends and I just buy small things like make up.

I don't really care what I get tbh. I have everything I need, so anything people are nice enough to give me is a bonus.

Looks like Mr. Tration has actually paid for our holiday in full. He told me I need to book a week off work for the week of my birthday.

Capt'n Midnight

Sonics2k wrote: »

A way to stop the voices in my head.

Do like I do. Just ignore the voices and carry on killing.

My name is URL

I'm getting too old for this shit

everlast75

What would really make my Christmas is a quote from Lethal Weapon.

everlast75

Wait! What just happened!??

eamonnq

jamesbere wrote: »

Hopefully a woman, barring that maybe some socks

Pray that it is socks!!

Duggy747

Money.

Nobody ever knows what to get me (I was forgotten about one year), for years it was just a generic toiletry bag with shower gel. I've so many unused bags and bottles of shower gel it became a bit of a running joke.

So at least if cash is thrown at me that can be me drink budget over Xmas :pac:

kfallon

Nothing, I don't need anything and there's no point getting me something that I prob won't use.

Just happy to be going home and seeing my nieces and nephews enjoying themselves, that's what it's all about!

I'll prob get some undrwear or wash set tho as usual as a 'surprise'

bodhrandude

Getting this from my brother and his wife for my Xmas/Birthday, Red Herring brown biker jacket with a fleece lining.

http://www.debenhams.ie/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/prod_10052_10001_099010565273+BT_-1

Tigger

nice

thee glitz

I'm getting 2 days off work, along with bank hols and weekends, so that's pretty sweet. I don't need nor want anything but hope mrs glitz likes what she gets. I already got a baby this year so couldn't care if I get never get anything again, once babs is happy.

branie2

3 books and a surprise

Larry the Logster

Xbox One 1 GB, some books, lots of lego.

boobar

The Mrs got me some snappy new sweaters...and after some heavy hinting, a nice new watch...

I've a few bob left so am going to treat myself to a new tablet in the sales