Worst Christmas songs

Birneybau

Check out this piece of crap, from Eoin McLove's less edgy brother.

What would be your choice?

stimpson

They're all a load of bollox to be fair.

me_irl

stimpson wrote: »

They're all a load of bollox to be fair.

It's chriiiiiissssmassss eveeee bayyyyyybeeee. I agree, utter sh*te.

Fluffy Cat 88

"It'll be Lonely this Christmas"

It'll be cold, so cold, without you to hold...

Depressing sh1te! Worst Christmas song ever!

valoren

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time.

Birneybau

valoren wrote: »

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time.

Yeah, but what's your least favourite Christmas song?

Collie D

Michael Buble probably has about five albums' worth of contenders. It amazes me this guy is so popular...a cruise ship singer

cassid

All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth” and I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”

My mother was taken to see Santa by her big sister, Santa decided to chat up my auntie who has a hottie in her day and ask her for a date after his shift, much to the shock of my mother who was only about 6.

Dirty Dingus McGee

Santa Baby.

An absolutely awful song.

Sheep Lover

cassid wrote: »

All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth” and I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”

My mother was taken to see Santa by her big sister, Santa decided to chat up my auntie who has a hottie in her day and ask her for a date after his shift, much to the shock of my mother who was only about 6.

A mother at 6!? Jaysus what is the world coming to.

cassid

cassid wrote: »

My mother was taken to see Santa by her big sister, Santa decided to chat up my auntie who has a hottie in her day and ask her for a date after his shift, much to the shock of my mother who was only about 6.

Only manners to ask for a date after the shift.

Fluffy Cat 88

The best ones:

Kevin Bloody Wilson - Santa Clause you cnut, wheres my f#$@ing bike.

Fester and Ailin' (aka Podge and Rodge) - There's a dead man up the chimney.

stateofflux

valoren wrote: »

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time.

sweet jaysus i hate this song. the second i hear the super cheese casio keyboard intro i get a pain in my chest. a form of acute cringitis

The_Valeyard

That 12 days of Christmas ****e.

cantdecide

I quite like getting into Christmas spirit and I love to get into the songs but this is a piece of absolute garbage. I feel bad for him. I swear he actually forgot how to sing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYIVYxZOWwo

Zaph

valoren wrote: »

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time.

stateofflux wrote: »

sweet jaysus i hate this song. the second i hear the super cheese casio keyboard intro i get a pain in my chest. a form of acute cringitis

That song still makes me want to kill someone every time I hear it thanks to two consecutive Christmases working in my local supermarket over 30 years ago where it was played every hour of every day.

The Backwards Man

I hate barumpa bump bum!

fleet_admiral

That Maria Carey bastard all I want 'song'

parttime

Wish I was at home for Christmas, especially the military trumpet part. Urgh. Don't know if that is the actual name
Driving home for christmas, possibly the most bland song ever recorded, by the blandest person ever.

parttime

fleet_admiral wrote: »

That Maria Carey bastard all I want 'song'

Careful Now!

spiralism

Controversial but All I want for Christmas is You. Just annoys the ****e out of me, is the most played by a distance and i ****ing hate Mariah Carey

doulikeit

Paul mc Cartney, simply having a wonderful christmas time. Its dark Something about that song just hurts my fcuking ears, hate it that much even made it my business to check out the video and totally validated my oringal opinion dont know why but that song is deeply wrong. Surprisingly pipes of peace is a favorite by the same man along with the pouges. Also anything by mickey bubble usually makes me ill





Edit:
Was in such a hurry to get that off my chest never read the thread but Zaph we are now brothers your enimies are my enemies

Rjd2

Olivia Newton John and Travolta reunited the other year for Xmas song and well yeah, horrible. :mad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGNIDXUaVts

RobertKK

Fairytale of New York.

It gets played to death to the point I can no longer listen to it.