Electricity is gone...

KERSPLAT!

So the electricity is gone, shîte.

I knew I shouldn't have ignored the battery health warning on my laptop, it lasted about 20 minutes.

Phone is on 36% and dropping rapidly... What the feck am I gonna do for the evening?

Home alone so I can't even play hide 'n seek

Edit: I assume the power will be gone a while so to those that suggest jacking off, there are only so many times that can be done in one night.

the evasion_kid

make toast on the fire...

The Randy Riverbeast

Masturbate violently.

rizzodun

Quit pricking about on boards and get the candles lit

KERSPLAT!

The Randy Riverbeast wrote: »

Masturbate violently.

Just edited my post!!

jamo2oo9

Sucks to be you hah

2forjoy

Use a candle

cassid

Your fecked pet, light a candle and enjoy pamela as much as you can

Totofan99

Get your torch out, pretend it's a lightsaber and use the force.

KERSPLAT!

the evasion_kid wrote: »

make toast on the fire...

This could work! I used to do it as a kid

KungPao

Listen to Atlantic 252 on the wireless while you heat up some beans on your camping stove.

crosstownk

There's only one thing to do.

Drink.

After a fair few you'll fap for longer.

Ted_YNWA

AH will be without a mod.


All hell will break loose here as well.

beertons

Make a fort. Everything is better when you're in a fort.

KERSPLAT!

Feck it, I'm off to get cans before the shops close! **** can wait

sentient_6

Least you still have the Internet. Life blood.

PARlance

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

Feck it, I'm off to get cans before the shops close! **** can wait

Took you a few minutes to respond. You're not fooling anyone.

Sam Kade

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

So the electricity is gone, shîte.

I knew I shouldn't have ignored the battery health warning on my laptop, it lasted about 20 minutes.

Phone is on 36% and dropping rapidly... What the feck am I gonna do for the evening?

Home alone so I can't even play hide 'n seek

Edit: I assume the power will be gone a while so to those that suggest jacking off, there are only so many times that can be done in one night.

Ha, ha, oh sh1t mines gone now.































































only fooling

crosstownk

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

Feck it, I'm off to get cans before the shops close! **** can wait

Good call. No electricity is bad but no drink + no electricity = panic.

kneemos

Hand puppet night.

Tigger

my jeep has an inverter that'll run my fridge/freezer and laptop
this is why
also is your phone not charged

me_irl

This reads like a text adventure.

USE candle ON ar*e.

mad muffin

Make a fleshlight™ Out of a candle.

KERSPLAT!

Tigger wrote: »

my jeep has an inverter that'll run my fridge/freezer and laptop
this is why
also is your phone not charged

Nope, usually charge it every night.

Bad news, all shops closed so cans are out.

I've a bottle of Paddy (Jaysus) and a few cans of coke... This could be a rough night

Ruu

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

So the electricity is gone, shîte.

I knew I shouldn't have ignored the battery health warning on my laptop, it lasted about 20 minutes.

Phone is on 36% and dropping rapidly... What the feck am I gonna do for the evening?

Home alone so I can't even play hide 'n seek

Edit: I assume the power will be gone a while so to those that suggest jacking off, there are only so many times that can be done in one night.

Aren't you in the trade? Fix it!

KERSPLAT!

PARlance wrote: »

Took you a few minutes to respond. You're not fooling anyone.

30-40 seconds does the job

Turtyturd

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

Just edited my post!!

Hold the phone close by and the static electricity will charge it, if you can achieve that level of fury.

Junkyard Tom

Have you considered cocooning yourself in duct tape?

Mr. CooL ICE

Right, that's it. I'm gonna fap while there's still electricity. Here's hoping it doesn't cut out at the important part

Peregrine

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

Nope, usually charge it every night.

Bad news, all shops closed so cans are out.

I've a bottle of Paddy (Jaysus) and a few cans of coke... This could be a rough night

I don't envy your situation!

I'll light a candle leave a lightbulb on for ya.

The Sidewards Man

MacGyver the batteries from your vibrator to run your phone.

chocksaway

KungPao wrote: »

Listen to Atlantic 252 on the wireless while you heat up some beans on your camping stove.

This was us basically once a month in the 90s!

whiskeyman

Is the gas gone?
Run the electricity off the gas if not...

Sh1tbag OToole

Make some fingerpuppets out of old socks

KERSPLAT!

Phone died... Power came back. It's grand folks ye can all stop worrying

Paddy with ice and a drop of coke to keep me going now

Banjo String

Charge the phone using the car charger.

Bunny Colvin

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

Paddy with ice and a drop of coke to keep me going now

That should calm you down, tis an awful shock to the system living without electricity.

The Backwards Man

Any electricians or members of the ESB look away now . .

But a small genny that fell off the back of a lorry for a €100, when the power goes out pull the main fuse and horse her up to the mains. Be sure and plug it out before you switch back to mains power as I think there's a law against harming people on poles.

Just a thought for the next time. :P

jester77

Ah here, why don't you just go out and start the car, run a long cable out and plug it into the cigarette lighter, and plug the other end into an extension lead. Then you can plug in the TV, a lightbulb and your laptop. Problem solved.

KERSPLAT!

jester77 wrote: »

Ah here, why don't you just go out and start the car, run a long cable out and plug it into the cigarette lighter, and plug the other end into an extension lead. Then you can plug in the TV, a lightbulb and your laptop. Problem solved.

I was an electrician by trade and... yep, pretty sure this'll work! Next time

RobbingBandit

Without the mods we inmates will run this asylum. It's gonna be great boyos.

130Kph

I’m looking at a tv show that is showing internet animal videos.

So far so good.

The current video is of someone applying eye, eye-brow and lipstick make-up to a monkey. And the monkey is loving every minute of it.

You know what….life is good with electricity.

Tigger

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Any electricians or members of the ESB look away now . .

But a small genny that fell off the back of a lorry for a €100, when the power goes out pull the main fuse and horse her up to the mains. Be sure and plug it out before you switch back to mains power as I think there's a law against harming people on poles.

Just a thought for the next time. :P

That's how I run the inverter on the jeep

Niemoj

Well this was a fun read.

Agent Avenger

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

I knew I shouldn't have ignored the battery health warning on my laptop, it lasted about 20 minutes.

Phone is on 36% and dropping rapidly... What the feck am I gonna do for the evening?

This was my fear for this evening yet I was still too lazy to walk the 10 feet it would take me to put it on the charger.

Thankfully my power stayed on (for now), sucks to be you op 😉