It's Friday and I ain't got ......

Bunny Colvin

I survived the Monday to Friday grind, again. My schedule for the evening is empty and now I find myself here, at a crossroads.

It's question time:

Head out to the pub? No sir, my mind must be clear tomorrow and alcohol can go **** itself this weekend.
Go for a run? This is definitely a possibility but I'm not going to commit either way right now because the weather is angry.
Watch TV? I don't watch TV but I shall consider watching a film on my laptop. A fortune cookie told me last week that a new TV show is on the horizon. Tonight perhaps? Maybe.
Get a takeaway? Nah I don't have the urge but I will definitely eat something at some point.
Visit friends/family? No thanks, I've met enough people this week, some sound some not.

What else is there for doing? Anyone that isn't heading out tonight, what's your lot?

I'll make a coffee for now.

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000

I have one word for you.

****-a-thon.

MonkstownHoop

Bunny Colvin wrote: »

I survived the Monday to Friday grind, again. My schedule for the evening is empty and now I find myself here, at a crossroads.

It's question time:

Head out to the pub? No sir, my mind must be clear tomorrow and alcohol can go **** itself this weekend.
Go for a run? This is definitely a possibility but I'm not going to commit either way right now because the weather is angry.
Watch TV? I don't watch TV but I shall consider watching a film on my laptop. A fortune cookie told me last week that a new TV show is on the horizon. Tonight perhaps? Maybe.
Get a takeaway? Nah I don't have the urge but I will definitely eat something at some point.
Visit friends/family? No thanks, I've met enough people this week, some sound some not.

What else is there for doing? Anyone that isn't heading out tonight, what's your lot?

I'll make a coffee for now.

Well I have beer and like telly so I'm sorted!

Fleawuss

Crank up the heat or the fire. Settle down and listen to the peace and quiet or some new music. Track the weather on boards. Just the the world go on its own merry way.

Pac1Man

There's great drying out.

Ted_YNWA

I'm in the same boat as you OP for tonight & going by the weather forecast, a boat could be in order.


Have a mountain of washing/ironing to do. That ain't no way to break in a weekend, but don't want to do in during weekend.

Bunny Colvin

The Honey Monster wrote: »

I have one word for you.

****-a-thon.

Twenty years ago if someone had told me that The Honey Monster would one day suggest that you have a ****, I probably wouldn't have believed them, in fact I wouldn't have known what it meant..but this is life.

Who knows what's in store?

Arytonblue

Bunny Colvin wrote: »

It's question time:

Head out to the pub? No sir, my mind must be clear tomorrow and alcohol can go **** itself this weekend.
Go for a run? This is definitely a possibility but I'm not going to commit either way right now because the weather is angry.
Watch TV? I don't watch TV but I shall consider watching a film on my laptop. A fortune cookie told me last week that a new TV show is on the horizon. Tonight perhaps? Maybe.
Get a takeaway? Nah I don't have the urge but I will definitely eat something at some point.
Visit friends/family? No thanks, I've met enough people this week, some sound some not.

You forgot the most obvious option.
Continue to ask online weirdos how I should waste another mundane evening?

The Sidewards Man

Go to mass.

Ruu

Have a good auld pray.

The Backwards Man

You're in an awful way.


Oh, wait, that's Saturday night.

Medusa22

Read a book?

seamus

Go out for a run. Then you're entitled to order a takeaway and not feel bad about it. Then watch a movie or play some games.

Sorted.

One day you may have kids and you'll wonder WTF you did with your free time and regret not having spent it sitting around relaxing.

Bunny Colvin

Arytonblue wrote: »

You forgot the most obvious option.
Continue to ask online weirdos how I should waste another mundane evening?

No evening should be mundane. We're getting ****ed in this country.

Do you think they're at this craic in California? Leave the house there and you're surrounded by Starbucks, sunny beaches and skateboards..I don't even like skateboarding but **** me wouldn't it improve the mood? All you see here are simpletons running from the weather, depression ( that's right you can ****ing see depression ) and Honey Monster's suggesting you fiddle yourself. What's going on lads, we've lost ourselves somewhere along the way. It's about time we picked things up.

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000

Bunny Colvin wrote: »

No evening should be mundane. We're getting ****ed in this country.

Do you think they're at this craic in California? Leave the house there and you're surrounded by Starbucks, sunny beaches and skateboards..I don't even like skateboarding but **** me wouldn't it improve the mood? All you see here are simpletons running from the weather, depression ( that's right you can ****ing see depression ) and Honey Monster's suggesting you fiddle yourself. What's going on lads, we've lost ourselves somewhere along the way. It's about time we picked things up.

There's nothing with fiddling with yourself, ideally it's a group activity, bring a friend, fiddle each other.

Bunny Colvin

The Honey Monster wrote: »

There's nothing with fiddling with yourself, ideally it's a group activity, bring a friend, fiddle each other.

*Sigh*

NachoBusiness

I'm dressing up as an Elf and going to a fancy dress karaoke party.

Seriously.

Mesrine65

Some fiddler this lad

Jim Bob Scratcher

Put a fire on and just listen to the wind howling and the heavy rainfall.

The Backwards Man

Bunny Colvin wrote: »

*Sigh*

You're gonna have to blow this town.

Sam Cooke at his finest.

jamesbere

Get a hooker and make her do all your ironing

etoughguy

jamesbere wrote: »

Get a hooker and make her do all your ironing

All the money I wasted on the them over the years without realizing they offer this service

DEFTLEFTHAND

The weather is too brutal to go out. My poor old cat was meowing like a mutha****er to get in when I got home.

Birneybau

I know, set up another poxy clickbait thread?

Oh, you did...

jamesbere

etoughguy wrote: »

All the money I wasted on the them over the years without realizing they offer this service

You've really missed out. The hoovering service is great aswell

the_syco

Have a PC? Install an online game, and kill people online.

Either to up your own score, or to be sneaky, and ruin someones day.

Bunny Colvin

Birneybau wrote: »

I know, set up another poxy clickbait thread?

Oh, you did...

If nobody set up these threads, where else would you get to act smarmy?

Deep Six

8 cans and a bag of weed. When you wake up on the couch at 5am just throw yourself in to bed and enjoy an extended lay in. Win win.

Rented Mule

The Honey Monster wrote: »

I have one word for you.

****-a-thon.

I can see the t-shirt logo. ****-a-thon in Comic Sans with lightning bolts going through it.

whatdoicare

Rented Mule wrote: »

I can see the t-shirt logo. ****-a-thon in Comic Sans with lightning bolts going through it.

Comic Sans?? Ewwww.

Fleawuss

Arytonblue wrote: »

You forgot the most obvious option.
Continue to ask online weirdos how I should waste another mundane evening?

This is AH. You have to do better than that.

The_Valeyard

Fleawuss wrote: »

This is AH. You have to do better than that.

Yeah, but were doing better, no one has suggested fire yet.

Rented Mule

whatdoicare wrote: »

Comic Sans?? Ewwww.

What can I say? I was stoned. You had to be there.