What are these yokes actually for?

The Backwards Man

I haven't a clue, you wouldn't get one of them in my bed at home anyway!

Big Nasty

Thinly veiled I got the ride thread.

TallGlass

Neck rest I think.

wilhelm roentgen

A Kerry Butt Plug

Invincible

They're a putitunderthesmallofherbacktoriseherup yoke ;-)

Jim Bob Scratcher

Big Nasty wrote: »

Thinly veiled I got the ride thread.

With a chav by the looks of it :pac:

Gremlinertia

Someone has made you shrink during the night, this is a standard sized pipe cleaner...

wilhelm roentgen

A Laura Ashley double ended dildo

Sunnyisland

It's a donegal sausage roll so you eat it.

PowerToWait

A French invention - traversin.

Bullocks

Isn't it to stop a draught coming in under the bottom of the door

Pink Fairy

A bolster.....or as a fat lass calls it, a tampon

Banjo String

It's a separator, commonly used in cheap motel rooms to ensure travel buddies forced to share a bed (keep down costs) don't snuggle in to each other during the wee hours. (Placed length ways in the bed, it form an anti roll over and lift the leg barrier)

Think John Candy and Steve Martin in planes trains and automobiles.

Badly Drunk Boy

Didn't The Backwards Man recently say he was going to The Unified Stations of Amerikey? I reckon this is from the hotel room. I have to say...colour-wise, that neck thingy is ugly. You wouldn't see that sort of thing in his house, going by the photos from the recent 'Fridge' thread. :pac:

Boom_Bap

It's for ultimate pillow fighting

cantdecide

Storage case for her rolling pin. Get yourself out of there fast, I'd say.

thegreatgonzo

It's a bolster. None of you people obviously ever read a famous five book in your lives. Most commonly used as a body double for when you've climbed out the window to solve a mystery but you want Aunt Fanny to still think you are tucked up in bed.

Mr.Crinklewood

What are they for?

They're in a hotel room, they're for free

Fleawuss

A giant liqorice

NachoBusiness

Vegas hookers had their union insist that every hotel room in the state of Nevada has one as they were all getting carpet burns on their knees.

The Backwards Man

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I haven't a clue, you wouldn't get one of them in my bed at home anyway!

I have one like this one on my armchair, I use it for lumbar support. I also have a small cotton one on the bed that I put behind my neck when I'm sitting up watching tv or reading.

jamesbere

They're for you snuggle during the night if your alone in the bed

looksee

For much the same as all those little fancy cushions that you have to throw off the bed before you can get in.

Flippyfloppy

Big Nasty wrote: »

Thinly veiled I got the ride thread.

Nah, one side of the bed is still neatly made

JohnnyChimpo

Banjo String wrote: »

Think John Candy and Steve Martin in planes trains and automobiles.

....those aren't PILLOWS! :pac:

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Candie wrote: »

I have one like this one on my armchair, I use it for lumbar support. I also have a small cotton one on the bed that I put behind my neck when I'm sitting up watching tv or reading.

And that's exactly what a Bolster is for. A back, arm, or neck support in bed.

Simples!

rubadub

Lilliana Inexpensive Janitor wrote: »

A back, arm, or neck support in bed.!

also If you have a sore back and sleep on your back you can stick it under your knees. It raises your knees and you are in more of a foetal position.

The Backwards Man

I ran up and down the hallway riding it like a broomstick last night. Wheeee!

The_Valeyard

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I ran up and down the hallway riding it like a broomstick last night. Wheeee!

I'm really not sure how to respond to that

Ruu

A chocolate roll. Unzip the fabric wrapper.

colm_mcm

Even the nicest hotels don't regularly clean the covers of these things.
Straight on the floor.

A Primal Nut

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

Didn't The Backwards Man recently say he was going to The Unified Stations of Amerikey? I reckon this is from the hotel room.

Look at the brain on detective Badly Drunk Boy.

Capt'n Midnight

Boom_Bap wrote: »

It's for ultimate pillow fighting

Not even close

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-34931370

Huge pillow fights among US cadets to mark the end of summer training at the prestigious West Point military academy are to be banned, officials say.

A recent event at the end of August left at least 30 soldiers injured.

At least 24 cadets were reported to have been left unconscious because pillows were stuffed with hard objects.

Hammer89

It's my fleshlight.

Mickey H

The_Valeyard wrote: »

I'm really not sure how to respond to that

"Pictures or GTFO" is always an appropriate response.

BettePorter

If its in a hotel its basically a portable bodily fluid sponge! Nice!

Stheno

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I ran up and down the hallway riding it like a broomstick last night. Wheeee!

THat's desperation folks!

TheLastMohican

Some of these answers beggar belief.
Any hotel traveller knows that these are put under the ass of the visiting masseuse to get her cha-cha at the right height.

The Sidewards Man

Bring me back a stick of rock from Trabolgan vegas.

TheLastMohican

The Sidewards Man wrote: »

Bring me back a stick of rock from Trabolgan vegas.

After your doppelganger's behaviour with the yoke that night ........ it's a walking stick you'll be needing biy!