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In jail with a turkey riddle

  • 28-11-2015 4:07am
    #1
    doniem
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 245 ✭✭


    I saw this riddle online a few years ago but never found the solution, hopefully someone here may know the answer. Possibly a very obvious answer that I can't see.

    A man has been sentenced to death and is waiting in his cell. The prison officer comes in and puts a turkey into the cell. He tells the man that he has to kill the turkey but however he kills the turkey is how the man himself will be killed. How does he kill the turkey so that he himself will survive the execution when it's done to him?


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  • #2
    twerg_85
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 391 ✭✭twerg_85


    A turkey is a lot smaller than a human, so perhaps give it a small dose of something lethal which would only make the man sick.

    'One man's meat is another turkey's poison', so feed the turkey something that will kill it but is fine for humans. Possibly turkey meat :)


    F.


  • #3
    mahoganygas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,488 ✭✭✭mahoganygas


    Chop off his wings and beak, both of which the prisoner doesn't have.


  • #4
    stereomatic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,376 ✭✭✭stereomatic


    I fear I am going to join the gruesome brigade

    Pluck of the feathers and force feed the turkey the feathers with such urgency that it suffocates

    This world is truly cruel :D


  • #5
    stereomatic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,376 ✭✭✭stereomatic


    I wonder if we can answer this riddle with less cruelty or is it intrinsic?


  • #6
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    throw the bird off the roof


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  • #7
    twerg_85
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 391 ✭✭twerg_85


    XR3i wrote: »
    throw the bird off the roof

    That's how turkey prisoners sentenced to death kill men so that they, the turkey, survive :)

    F.


  • #8
    freida
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 248 ✭✭freida


    I know the answer but I don't want to spoil the puzzle for others. I can pm if anyone wants to know.


  • #9
    doniem
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 245 ✭✭doniem


    stereomatic wrote: »
    I fear I am going to join the gruesome brigade

    Pluck of the feathers and force feed the turkey the feathers with such urgency that it suffocates

    This world is truly cruel :D


    That's some lateral thinking


  • #10
    doniem
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 245 ✭✭doniem


    freida wrote: »
    I know the answer but I don't want to spoil the puzzle for others. I can pm if anyone wants to know.

    I'd like the answer please


  • #11
    namenotavailablE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59,703 ✭✭✭✭namenotavailablE


    Eat the turkey?

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  • #12
    Into The Blue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Into The Blue


    freida wrote: »
    I know the answer but I don't want to spoil the puzzle for others. I can pm if anyone wants to know.

    Put it in spoiler tags


  • #13
    freida
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 248 ✭✭freida


    The answer is
    he chooses that the turkey die of old age, so win-win


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