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Christmas Carol singers knocking on the hall door in November!

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  • 27-11-2015 12:20pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,078 ✭✭✭✭


    ...its November for Gods sake :o

    Five or six kids who couldn't even sing properly, holding out a bucket "can we have some money mister"?

    Not today, but if you come back in a months time and sing a few carols I'll put some change in the box :)

    Money grabbing tuneless littls kids in November, what ever next?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Open the top window and empty the chamber pot over them


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,637 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Give 'em the last of the halloween sweets.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,406 ✭✭✭DyldeBrill


    Nothing worse. Christmas is arriving earlier each year.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    If the shops can start milking some cash out of it in November I dont see why some kids cant get on the festive bandwagon and maximise potential revenue.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Open the door holding a mannequin's head, brushing it's hair, and whisper to them:

    "Sssshhh, you'll...........wake Maurice...............sssssshhhhh............."

    Then ask them a question like do they know what makes one's skin stay on as you seem to be having trouble round back.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,078 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    Riamfada wrote: »
    If the shops can start milking some cash out of it in November I dont see why some kids cant get on the festive bandwagon and maximise potential revenue.

    Christmas starts on the 25th of December.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Knock Knock

    Who's There?

    Carol

    Carol Who

    Christmas Carol

    Aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Send them round to my house OP. I love a bit of Christmas cheer!


  • Registered Users Posts: 723 ✭✭✭tigerboon


    LordSutch wrote: »
    Christmas starts on the 25th of December.

    The 24th is ok


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭The Randy Riverbeast


    Set up an ISIS flag outside of your house. You'll also have the benefit of police arriving in seconds if there's ever an incident.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,078 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    tigerboon wrote: »
    The 24th is ok

    24th of December is fine, but the 24th of November is just too early to start Christmas.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I especially love the ones who start christmas threads in November when they hate christmas being discussed in November.

    They're my favourite.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Get me my shotgun, dear!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Ruu wrote: »
    Get me my shotgun, dear!

    Go all rambo on them, use a bow and arrow


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Recreate a Christmas movie classic - Home Alone. But every remake requires a twist, so instead of adults having hilarious injuries inflicted on them by a child when they turn up at his house, this time it will be the children getting beaten up by the adult.

    If another group tries the same craic in the coming weeks, you can do Home Alone 2. Why not invite Brenda Fricker around with her pigeons to see if she can lend a hand in walloping the little sods?


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