How many counties have you got laid in?

guylikeme

I'm looking to make it 32 of course but there's places I just can't be arsed to visit. Leitrim, Louth, carlow, tipp, wexford, meath, longford, cavan. Fairly sure I've ticked each other box. So 24. Has anyone done the lot? Doesn't have to be a unique person

jimmii

guylikeme wrote: »

I'm looking to make it 32 of course but there's places I just can't be arsed to visit. Leitrim, Louth, carlow, tipp, wexford, meath, longford, cavan. Fairly sure I've ticked each other box. So 24. Has anyone done the lot? Doesn't have to be a unique person

I think you would be quite a unique person to have done that!

corner of hells

guylikeme wrote: »

I'm looking to make it 32 of course but there's places I just can't be arsed to visit. Leitrim, Louth, carlow, tipp, wexford, meath, longford, cavan. Fairly sure I've ticked each other box. So 24. Has anyone done the lot? Doesn't have to be a unique person

Sheep farmer ?

jimmii

corner of hells wrote: »

Sheep farmer ?

:pac::pac:

Sunnyisland

Listen op 26 won't do we want 32

Fleawuss

I reckon about about 12. Some counties are very happy hunting grounds!

libelula

33

:cool:

sammyjo90

I havnt even been to all 32 counties!

Quick recall says for me... 6, I think! Thats not bad seeing as I've only lived in three of them :pac:

Nodin

corner of hells wrote: »

Sheep farmer ?

Hopefully not pizza delivery.

Mantis Toboggan

Do you mean a different girl from each county or could one bird cover 3 county's?

La Fenetre

guylikeme wrote: »

I'm looking to make it 32 of course but there's places I just can't be arsed to visit. Leitrim, Louth, carlow, tipp, wexford, meath, longford, cavan. Fairly sure I've ticked each other box. So 24. Has anyone done the lot? Doesn't have to be a unique person

If the crabs don't get you first, the drink definitely will

corner of hells

What about South Dublin and Fingal ? How are they counted ?

I read the title as countries, thought I was even more behind the herd than usual there for a while.

Fleawuss

Tyson Fury wrote: »

Do you mean a different girl from each county or could one bird cover 3 county's?

I reckon Tyson Fury could get a different sort of laid in Düsseldorf soon!

corner of hells

Candie wrote: »

I read the title as countries, thought I was even more behind the herd than usual there for a while.

Pay attention or the OP will end up being portrayed as a greater tit than he actually is .

The Sidewards Man

28 counties for me, failed to get an erection in Louth and Longford.

Summer wind

I've had great times in Limerick, Cork, Kerry, Clare, Waterford, Sligo, Dublin, Kilkenny, Galway, and Wexford:)

KERSPLAT!

About 8 or 9 for me I think, pretty poor showing

corner of hells

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

About 8 or 9 for me I think, pretty poor showing

Dont be so harsh on yourself ,,its quality not quantity nowadays , that's what I tell myself.

Specialun

0

fleet_admiral

Dat you Mick?;)

c_man

I always thought having the four provinces under your belt would satisfy my republican obligations. Only three done, Ulster awaits. I can't stand idly by in regards to this.

MilesMorales1

Erm.... divide it by 4..... carry the two...... equals zero!

For Forks Sake

Tyson Fury wrote: »

Do you mean a different girl from each county or could one bird cover 3 county's?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i4wmgvKR9o

IvanRakitic

1 and hope to never have to leave Dublin

The_Valeyard

Is the OP an escort?

corner of hells

Summer wind wrote: »

I've had great times in Limerick, Cork, Kerry, Clare, Waterford, Sligo, Dublin, Kilkenny, Galway, and Wexford:)

You sound like you were in the Black and Tans.

Micky Dolenz

I had sex once with a real woman, it was nice.

jamesbere

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Is the OP an escort?

I'd say more a Cougar :pac:

Ruu

Laid what, bricks, foundations?

The Backwards Man

I laid pavers in every country in Leinster when I was a youngfella.

Yakkyda

Ah, the "not so humble brag" thread is alive and well I see.

Meself? I've been laid in all the provinces, all the counties of this island.










Laid down to sleep, all great.









Got the roide in most too, I don't count or name though, that's just crass....(most of them) 😅

Well OP, I got laid in Leitrim and it was great! In fact it was so great, I went and did it again. Ooops!

And you can be as loud as ya want, what with the fact that no one inhabits the county so no one can hear ya.

I have a question.

Has anyone done it in two counties at the same time?

The Sidewards Man

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Well OP, I got laid in Leitrim and it was great! In fact it was so great, I went and did it again. Ooops!

With your cousin doesn't count.

The Backwards Man

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

I have a question.

Has anyone done it in two counties at the same time?

Fanny Wylie's Bridge!

The Backwards Man

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Fanny Wylie's Bridge!

You done it with a ghost!!!!!

The Backwards Man

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

You done it with a ghost!!!!!

Nope, with a real live woman!

myshirt

If you can't manage to get laid in Leitrim then I think you need to ask yourself some hard questions about the direction your life has taken.

The Backwards Man

myshirt wrote: »

If you can't manage to get laid in Leitrim then I think you need to ask yourself some hard questions about the direction your life has taken.

Leitrim ladies have class, in fairness. I've never met a Leitrim person that wasn't sound out, fair play to them for all the bollocks they have to take

Micky Dolenz

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Leitrim ladies have class, in fairness. I've never met a Leitrim person that wasn't sound out, fair play to them for all the bollocks they have to take

Completely agree, of the 10 people who live there, the majority are sound as fcuk.

The Backwards Man

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Completely agree, of the 10 people who live there, the majority are sound as fcuk.

You're a believer.

XR3i

a gentleman wouldn't tell such a thing

TheLastMohican

10 I think .........but only three different women.

The Backwards Man

XR3i wrote: »

a gentleman wouldn't tell such a thing

Tell us then so.

TheLastMohican

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

You done it with a ghost!!!!!

OK! Peeps with delicate minds .......please don't read:

"At a seance," said a young man named Post,

"I was being sucked off by a ghost;

'Till I switched on the lights

And there in gauze tights -

On his knees - was Tobias mine host."

colossus-x

I prefer quality over quantity personally. Not that I have any problem in that area and would find it rather time consuming to keep a tally. Besides, some things are best forgotten.

c_man

If you complete all 32, the next achievement would be to get some on Rockall.

Joe prim

Doesn't Tipperary have a North and South Riding? So..........

realdanbreen

Does Tipp still count as two counties, as in North Riding and Soth Riding so to speak?;)