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We Got Winners, We Got Losers

  • 19-11-2015 1:17am
    #1
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭


    Chain smokers and boozers. . .


    What has your local got?


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  • #2
    The Sidewards Man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    The least amount of freaks.


  • #3
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    The Sidewards Man wrote: »
    The least amount of freaks.
    No cover charge, come as you are


  • #4
    The Sidewards Man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    No thanks.


  • #5
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    The Sidewards Man wrote: »
    No thanks.
    But you're the only cowboy in this place, and if you're up for a rodeo, I'll put a big Texas smile on your face.:)


  • #6
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Lads, we have spoken about this confusion. Laurel and Hardy wouldn't get a look in.


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  • #7
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    eternal wrote: »
    Lads, we have spoken about this confusion. Laurel and Hardy wouldn't get a look in.
    I'm the one with sense!!


  • #8
    TheLastMohican
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    eternal wrote: »
    Lads, we have spoken about this confusion. Laurel and Hardy wouldn't get a look in.

    Or The Four Stooges


  • #9
    The Sidewards Man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    eternal wrote: »
    Lads, we have spoken about this confusion. Laurel and Hardy wouldn't get a look in.

    Dole day isn't till Monday till he has the fiver.


  • #10
    john the one
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭john the one


    Strange that I have never seen both of you in the same room at the same time.....


  • #11
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    No booze left in this house tonight only counterfeit Marlboros off a Portuguese flight, we will smoke till our lungs are content.


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  • #12
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    john the one wrote: »
    Strange that I have never seen both of you in the same room at the same time.....
    He'd need to me some buck to keep up with me!!

    I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good, once, as I ever was.:)


  • #13
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    No booze left in this house tonight only counterfeit Marlboros off a Portuguese flight, we will smoke till our lungs are content.
    You ain't much fun since I quit drinking!


  • #14
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    Bacon fries


  • #15
    john the one
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭john the one


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    He'd need to me some buck to keep up with me!!

    I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good, once, as I ever was.:)

    Well you are the old bull, I think boards is ready for the young calf


  • #16
    Junkyard Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    The Sidewards Man is now officially the creepiest poster in AH.


  • #17
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    john the one wrote: »
    Well you are the old bull, I think boards is ready for the young calf
    The old bull and the young bull stood on the ridge looking at all the beautiful young heifers in the valley.

    'Let's run down and ride one each' says the young bull.

    'No', says the old wise bull. 'we'll walk down and ride the lot of them'.


  • #18
    The Sidewards Man
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    The old bull and the young bull stood on the ridge looking at all the beautiful young heifers in the valley.

    'Let's run down and ride one each' says the young bull.

    'No', says the old wise bull. 'we'll walk down and ride the lot of them'.

    Never heard that before from you :rolleyes:


  • #19
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Junkyard Tom wrote: »
    The Sidewards Man is now officially the creepiest poster in AH.
    I knew you'd side with me Daddy :P


  • #20
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Anyway, Toby Keith eh?

    Some singer.


  • #21
    Junkyard Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I knew you'd side with me Daddy :P

    Seriously though Son bro. :pac:

    In there in less than 60 seconds. That level of creepiness takes dedication.


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  • #22
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Junkyard Tom wrote: »
    Seriously though Son bro. :pac:

    In there in less than 60 seconds. That level of creepiness takes dedication.
    Aye true enough but we'll overcome.

    And then we'll all meet back at the local saloon, singing whiskey for our men, beer for our horses.


  • #23
    donegaLroad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Anyway, Toby Keith eh?

    Some singer.

    he uses digital auto-correct for his vocals.. I just looked him up on youtube.

    Im more of a Willie Nelson, Kris Kristofferson man


  • #24
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    donegaLroad wrote: »
    he uses digital auto-correct for his vocals.. I just looked him up on youtube
    The bastard!!:pac:


    Na he's a sound chook, wee bit too patriotic maybe, but he's a Yank, what do you expect?

    *I'm going to Americay in less than a week, would Homeland Security please disregard this post if you're watching*:P


  • #25
    The Sidewards Man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    The Backwards Man wrote: »

    *I'm going to Americay in less than a week, would Homeland Security please disregard this post if you're watching*:P

    Las Vegas Trabolgan is it?


  • #26
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    donegaLroad wrote: »
    he uses digital auto-correct for his vocals.. I just looked him up on youtube.

    Im more of a Willie Nelson, Kris Kristofferson man
    Now ye're talking, but in fairness there's more of a connect between Toby and the old stagers than a lot of the young upstarts these days


  • #27
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    The Sidewards Man wrote: »
    Las Vegas Trabolgan is it?
    Na, I'm going to Paradise. Literally :)


  • #28
    donegaLroad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad


    Hawaiian Style :)

    you would like the band I play with..


  • #29
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    donegaLroad wrote: »
    Hawaiian Style :)

    you would like the band I play with..
    Na, Paradise, NV actually:o

    But if you can give us a Jimmy Buffet tune I'll sing along:)


  • #30
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    I live in my area just over ten years now and even still I wouldn't step foot inside my local. Once I went in to see if they did cans to take out and it was the classic case of the whole place just stopping talking and all eyes suddenly being all over me, sucking the very life from within me. The news was on the TV and I'm convinced even Bryan Dobson stopped talking to see what it was that I wanted. Never again.


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  • #31
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    No cover charge, come as you are

    As you were,
    As I waaaaaaamt you to be......


  • #32
    Yakkyda
    Site Banned Posts: 167 ✭✭Yakkyda


    Mine has the usual. Beers, stout, spirits, wine a selection of seating, snacks, sports on de telly, a grumpy bar man, two funny bar men, a selection of witty, banter filled regulars and a quite genial madman. The Guinness is superb and there's no problem getting a pint from half nine on a Sunday morning (midday mass is boring as **** without...)

    What more could ya want in a local?


  • #33
    Mesrine65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,969 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    I don't have a local...I'm a rambling man :o


  • #34
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Junkyard Tom wrote: »
    Seriously though Son bro. :pac:

    In there in less than 60 seconds. That level of creepiness takes dedication.

    He's living the gimmick.


  • #35
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    The Backwards Man wrote: »

    What has your local got?

    11 psni landrovers parked out the front on Google earth.


  • #36
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Banjo String wrote: »
    11 psni landrovers parked out the front on Google earth.

    You'll need to start drinking in The Elk :)


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