Iceland, bananas, erections!

Medusa22

Alright, alright, I apologise for another crappy thread and a clickbait title but this story amused me and AH is getting far too serious with all of these terrorism threads. Men of After Hours, get yourselves to Iceland if you want to have some cheap spider-bite viagra bananas :pac: *

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3323667/Deadly-Brazilian-Wandering-spider-banana-s-brought-Iceland-mother.html

*may cause death or a four hour erection :P

Pink Fairy

No wonder mums like Iceland!

Nib

I'm not clicking that link, my laptop will get internet aids.

Junkyard Tom

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.

The Dogs Bollix

Can kill in two hours but give a man a hard on for four hours.

Its not adding up.

Medusa22

The Dogs Bollix wrote: »

Can kill in two hours but give a man a hard on for four hours.

Its not adding up.

A necrophiliac's wet dream :pac:

Ruu

'I went to Iceland to complain and the manager said there wasn't much she could do, but refunded my bananas.'

Oh matron! :eek:

Senna

Medusa22 wrote: »

A female necrophiliac's wet dream :pac:

Fyp

Buona Fortuna

The Dogs Bollix wrote: »

Can kill in two hours but give a man a hard on for four hours.

Its not adding up.

That was my brief analysis of the article too. Maybe its either or .

Canterelle

Sorry but that looks like a teeny polar bear trying to push through the skin of the banana.?

AllGunsBlazing

The Dogs Bollix wrote: »

Can kill in two hours but give a man a hard on for four hours.

Its not adding up.

Maybe you still have a raging langer two hours after your dead?

wilhelm roentgen

The Dogs Bollix wrote: »

Can kill in two hours but give a man a hard on for four hours.

Either way you'll be stiff

Medusa22

Canterelle wrote: »

Sorry but that looks like a teeny polar bear trying to push through the skin of the banana.?

Once you see it, it cannot be unseen!

jester77

So eh... where can one get these spiders??

The Dogs Bollix

jester77 wrote: »

So eh... where can one get these spiders??

Just get some viagra. You're not that desperate?

TheNobleKipper

The Dogs Bollix wrote: »

Just get some viagra. You're not that desperate?

Why? It's also about style. I'd be very impressed with someone publicly parading around with a deadly spider breakdancing on their johnson.

Be creative!

BorneTobyWilde

She should of just pulled back the skin and enjoyed it .

MilesMorales1

Why the hell would you buy bananas in iceland?

o1s1n

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

Why the hell would you buy bananas in iceland?

For erection spiders, clearly?

The_Valeyard

Spider penis, spider penis,
Gets the horn like a penis can,
Gets erect. A large size,
Look ooouutttt,
Your about to die.

jamesbere

Hipsters don't use viagra, they use spiders.

Canterelle

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

Why the hell would you buy bananas in iceland?

Cos they're frozen and stiff for 4 hours?

TheLastMohican

There was a young girl from Iceland
Who's bazookas were pert, nice and grand
'Twas due to a geyser -
Not the geezer who teased her
With circular strokes of his hand!

Anyone else make a bon mot limerick - bananas, erections and Iceland being the trip words

Badly Drunk Boy

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

Why the hell would you buy bananas in iceland?

Yeah. Completely wrong climate for growing them, and expensive due to the cost of importing them to the Arctic Circle.

I'd love to go back to Iceland...

TheLastMohican

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

Yeah. Completely wrong climate for growing them, and expensive due to the cost of importing them to the Arctic Circle.

I'd love to go back to Iceland...

WOW are pink and cheap!