how much money for lizard feet?

Medusa22

Alright, so maybe I'm a bit hungover/ in a sugar coma but I thought I'd post this anyway. I had a dream last week that I was subjected to some sort of ritual practice by a childhood neighbour of mine and it resulted in my being cursed with lizard feet. The rest of me was normal (I think) but I had lizard feet. So, naturally I sued him and got quite a bit of money and I moved into a mansion but I spent my time travelling around the world looking for a cure for my lizard feet. It got me thinking, how much money would it take for you to trade your feet for lizard feet or would there not be enough money in the world? The rest of you would look the same, but you'd have lizard feet.

I'll add a poll with options.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

I wouldn't accept any money. The karma chameleon would get that fcuker.

petes

Medusa22 wrote: »

Alright, so maybe I'm a bit hungover/ in a sugar coma but I thought I'd post this anyway. I had a dream last week that I was subjected to some sort of ritual practice by a childhood neighbour of mine and it resulted in my being cursed with lizard feet. The rest of me was normal (I think) but I had lizard feet. So, naturally I sued him and got quite a bit of money and I moved into a mansion but I spent my time travelling around the world looking for a cure for my lizard feet. It got me thinking, how much money would it take for you to trade your feet for lizard feet or would there not be enough money in the world? The rest of you would look the same, but you'd have lizard feet.

I'll add a poll with options.

I reckon there was more than booze and sugar. Away to the nest with you!!

looksee

Do you wear lizard shoes, given you would have lizard skin anyway?

Ruu

David Icke is watching this thread. >_> <_<

Medusa22

looksee wrote: »

Do you wear lizard shoes, given you would have lizard skin anyway?

Shoes are optional, because lizard feet are hardy to the elements.

TheNobleKipper

Lizard feet would be so cool....I'd have them changed for free. No more slipping on wet tiles and you can walk on windows...fantastic!

endacl

What kind of lizard? Big flappy monitor lizard feet? No way. Not enough money in the world. Gecko feet? I'm in! I'd have gecko feet for free!

Can't see the 2 grand option.

cantdecide

I already feel a little ill and now the thought of people with lizard feet is making me feel iller

TheNobleKipper

endacl wrote: »

What kind of lizard? Big flappy monitor lizard feet? No way. Not enough money in the world. Gecko feet? I'm in! I'd have gecko feet for free!

The lizard mafia controls the options, us mere humans hardly have a choice in the matter.

ArtyM

Seeing as we are sharing dreams,
I once dreamt that I had sex with Gi Jane in a Church.
A very enjoyable experience it was too, and one I would highly recommend to anyone considering it.
5 stars!

Links234

Did anyone else think this was about sourcing actual lizard feet from a butcher or something for some sort of lizard foot pie, or other meal?

The Backwards Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSAl2-vWIH0

Sir Osis of Liver.

looksee wrote: »

Do you wear lizard shoes, given you would have lizard skin anyway?

Crocs?

Caoimhgh1n

I'd do it for the 5 million+ option, there are these things called shoes!

johnny osbourne

you know what they say about women with lizard tattoos

Sir Osis of Liver.

johnny osbourne wrote: »

you know what they say about women with lizard tattoos

What?

I'm guessing scaley fannys.

Medusa22

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

What?

I'm guessing scaley fannys.

Well he's closed his account so now we'll never know, talk about leaving things on a cliff-hanger!

There ain't enough money in the world for me to put lizard feet in my boogie shoes.

Penny Tration

Medusa22 wrote: »

Well he's closed his account so now we'll never know, talk about leaving things on a cliff-hanger!

I have a tattoo of a purple and blue lizard on my forearm, I wanna know what the hell people say about me!

Come back, Johnny!

Medusa22

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

What?

I'm guessing scaley fannys.

Penny Tration wrote: »

I have a tattoo of a purple and blue lizard on my forearm, I wanna know what the hell people say about me!

Come back, Johnny!

But is that part true? :eek:

Penny Tration

Medusa22 wrote: »

But is that part true? :eek:

Nah, soft and smooth :pac:

Sir Osis of Liver.

johnny osbourne wrote: »

you know what they say about women with lizard tattoos

I've spent all day in work pondering that question.
I'm fcukin clueless.

Medusa22

My lizard feet dreams came true today!

Medusa22

Medusa22 wrote: »

My lizard feet dreams came true today!

Lizard feet and Dalmatian legs. What a package!

smash

Medusa22 wrote: »

My lizard feet dreams came true today!

Try harder. They're fluffy! :P

Menas

smash wrote: »

Try harder. They're fluffy! :P

I am a bit jealous of them to be honest....I only have boring slippers.

smash

Menas wrote: »

I am a bit jealous of them to be honest....I only have boring slippers.

I had a pair of them a few years ago. I think they were from Pennies but I can't remember.