No Mr Bond, I expect you to die . . .

LordSutch

No Mr Bond, I expect you to die :eek:

And other memorable phrases & scenes from Bond films ....

What Bond phrases & action scenes stick in your mind?

- S P E C T R E - Opens tonight.

Carlo Ancelotti

Cant believe they still make these, such cheesy movies

MistyCheese

The name's Bond. James Bond.
We've already written the name now.
Damn, can it be changed?
When your coffee's ready they'll call 'Bond', sir. Next!

I can't remember which movie it's from though. From Starbucks With Love or The Man With The Golden Latte.

MadYaker

Martini, dry. Shaken, not stirred.

I like OddJob in the old Sean Connery movies. I also like his counterpart in the Austin Powers movies, Random Task.

Random Task is like Oddjobs Aldi substitute.

Tilly

I've never seen even one bond movie :eek:

Professey Chin

I don't expect anything from you, except to die and be a very cheap funeral. - HAnk Scorpio

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Bond: “I was wrong about you.”
Christmas Jones: “Yeah, how so?”
Bond: “I thought Christmas only comes once a year.”

Medusa22

''My name is Pussy Galore''

Pussy Galore: ''you like close shaves, don't you?''

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Medusa22 wrote: »

''My name is Pussy Galore''

Pussy Galore: ''you like close shaves, don't you?''

:pac: I love cheesy puns.

Tilly

Tilly wrote: »

I've never seen even one bond movie :eek:

You haven't lived Tilly!

The old one's are hilariously sexist and implausible - a secret agent who's name is recognised in bars and hotels around the world.

Hande hoche!

Some of the Brosnan ones were quite glorious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZDvtqaGW54

LordSutch

Tilly wrote: »

I've never seen even one bond movie :eek:

Have you been living on the moon?

MadsL

Just watched a miniseries on the life of Ian Fleming "Fleming: The Man who would be Bond"

http://wheretowatch.com/tv-shows/34874

Recommend highly

Medusa22

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »

:pac: I love cheesy puns.

Well that explains your username

Tilly

LordSutch wrote: »

Have you been living on the moon?

Nope, they just don't appeal to me.

Fr_Dougal

Bond: You're not sending ME to the COOLER!


Classic Bond.

How tall are you Private?
Sir 5 foot 9 sir.
5 foot 9? I didn't know they stacked shi...

Oh sorry Bond? I thought you said Full Metal Jacket.

.Henry Sellers.

Goldfinger: "Hello Mr Bond"
Bond:"Hello"



Great scene.

iDave

LordSutch wrote: »

Have you been living on the moon?

I've seen Moonraker if that helps.

LordSutch

Tilly wrote: »

Nope, they just don't appeal to me.

Presumably then you've had a peek at one, otherwise how would you know


James Bond - S P E C T R E - opens tonight in Irish Cinemas!

Collie D

[Deleted User] wrote: »

How tall are you Private?
Sir 5 foot 9 sir.
5 foot 9? I didn't know they stacked shi...

Oh sorry Bond? I thought you said Full Metal Jacket.

**** it...much better viewing. Let's quote that instead.

Where you from, boy?
Texas, Sir.
Only two things cone from Texas....you know the rest

justchecked

Tilly wrote: »

Nope, they just don't appeal to me.

Think 50s batman with an espionage twist and no homosexual undertone.

Into The Blue

Tilly wrote: »

Nope, they just don't appeal to me.

How do you know? You've never watched one! You must be somewhat interested to click on the thread title..

Id recommend watching casino royale and quantum of solace as one film, then watch skyfall.. If still interested, watch Timothy daltons two, followed by sean Connerys. Wouldn't bother with brosnans, moores or lazenby..

Sir Osis of Liver.

Bond would be a much better spy if he didn't keep telling everyone who he was.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Medusa22 wrote: »

Well that explains your username

No, it's not that actually. It's to do with poor personal hygiene.

Tilly

LordSutch wrote: »

Presumably then you've had a peek at one, otherwise how would you know


James Bond - S P E C T R E - opens tonight in Irish Cinemas!

I've seen clips. Not my cup of tea. I'm more into horrors.

One eyed Jack

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »

:pac: I love cheesy puns.

You'll love some of these then

"Ms. Sanders? I didn't recognise you with your clothes on!"

Collie D

Into The Blue wrote: »

How do you know? You've never watched one! You must be somewhat interested to click on the thread title..

Id recommend watching casino royale and quantum of solace as one film, then watch skyfall.. If still interested, watch Timothy daltons two, followed by sean Connerys. Wouldn't bother with brosnans, moores or lazenby..

Not a big Bond fan but I did like Goldeneye. Thought Brosnan was very well cast

AMKC

Such a stupid night to release a film for feck sake. Could they not have had the Premiere on Thursday and released it then.

Collie D

AMKC wrote: »

Such a stupid night to release a film for feck sake. Could they not have had the Premiere on Thursday and released it then.

I think there is some obscure law that says a Bond film must be shown on a Bank Holiday

Collie D

Collie D wrote: »

**** it...much better viewing. Let's quote that instead.

Where you from, boy?
Texas, Sir.
Only two things cone from Texas....you know the rest

My favourite is not from that scene, it's the "get the fxxx down off my obstacle" one.

Or of course the "well I got a joke for you, I'm gonna tear you a new asshole" scene.

Into The Blue

Collie D wrote: »

Not a big Bond fan but I did like Goldeneye. Thought Brosnan was very well cast

I can't stand him!! Very good in Thomas Crowne Affair though.. Love that!

ToddyDoody

LordSutch wrote: »

No Mr Bond, I expect you to die.

Or Mr. Bond HOLDER, as a shinner might wish for. (And other memorable, made-up quotes from the dail)

justchecked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnVzwcM6wjI

Sofiztikated

AMKC wrote: »

Such a stupid night to release a film for feck sake. Could they not have had the Premiere on Thursday and released it then.

No, this way it gives them a much longer opening weekend. Then they can say it's the highest opening week of a Bond film, and get more funding for their next projects, and so on.

Remember, folks, it's only a Bank Holiday Monday here, but it's opening throughout Europe tonight. It's just a Monday everywhere else.

Optimalprimerib

Tilly wrote: »

I've never seen even one bond movie :eek:

So go watch one now and you wont be shocked by it anymore.

I'm going to see the new one tomorrow I'm excited

The_Valeyard

Max Power, that's the man who's name you'd love to touch,
but you musn't touch!
That name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it,
you musn't fear.
'Cause that name could be said by anyone!

LordSutch

bluewolf wrote: »

I'm going to see the new one tomorrow I'm excited

We're going on Friday night, can't wait.

AMKC

Sofiztikated wrote: »

No, this way it gives them a much longer opening weekend. Then they can say it's the highest opening week of a Bond film, and get more funding for their next projects, and so on.

Remember, folks, it's only a Bank Holiday Monday here, but it's opening throughout Europe tonight. It's just a Monday everywhere else.

Bank holiday Monday or a Monday it still does not make any difference to me anyway it,s still a silly day to release a film. Might be clever for them not for the rest of us.

Peregrine

Re-opened and moved to Films forum. Please read the local charter. Thanks.

Sofiztikated

AMKC wrote: »

Bank holiday Monday or a Monday it still does not make any difference to me anyway it,s still a silly day to release a film. Might be clever for them not for the rest of us.

Is there a particular reason you can't go to the cinema on a Monday?

LordSutch

Spectre (opened tonight) / Any 1st reviews yet?

AMKC

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Is there a particular reason you can't go to the cinema on a Monday?

Don,t like going to the cinema in the evening much prefer to go in the morning or afternoon. Spectre will just have to wait a week or two.

Wedwood

M - 'Bond, what the hell is he doing !'

Q - 'I think he's attempting re-entry sir'

johnny_ultimate

Locking the thread as there's already a busy Spectre thread here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056811229