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Sex with horse

  • 25-10-2015 10:20am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,614 ✭✭✭✭


    http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-34615001

    How does a human cause internal injuries to a horse?
    Surely the relative sizes would mean that a horse could easily accommodate a human penis?
    Also, would a mare not kick out if she wasn't in heat?

    And from searching After Hours, it seems to happen fairly often :confused:
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,661 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Pun overload.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    josip wrote: »
    http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-34615001

    How does a human cause internal injuries to a horse?
    Surely the relative sizes would mean that a horse could easily accommodate a human penis?
    Also, would a mare not kick out if she wasn't in heat?

    And from searching After Hours, it seems to happen fairly often :confused:

    I'm assuming that he used an object or objects to abuse the horse as the article says that he sexually assaulted the horse and then attempted to have sex with it. The poor horse :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,804 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    He's A.Blackman.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,861 ✭✭✭stimpson


    I wonder if the horse looked like Sarah Jessica Parker.

    http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Sex with a horse???

    Neigh. Just neigh.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,770 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    Sounds like something Joffrey would do.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    That was awful mane of him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,519 ✭✭✭Flint Fredstone


    That was awful mane of him.

    People in glasshouses...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,840 ✭✭✭Calibos


    I certainly wouldn't like to be saddled with the vet bills...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    10ehv14.jpg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 57 ✭✭play it again


    They should let a stallion mount him and see how he likes it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,871 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    Lets hope he is given the hoof in court.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 57 ✭✭alex.middleton


    whorse


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,620 ✭✭✭Infini


    Guess he was deperate to be in pole position for the races eh?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭arayess


    They should let a stallion mount him and see how he likes it

    maybe he is mentally ill and needs help rather than retribution.

    but I guess AH is only concerned with "nice" mental health issues where we can pat depression suffers on the head and say "shure didn't I like that facebook meme, more tea?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,463 ✭✭✭keeponhurling


    I never know if or when jokes about a vicious rape are frowned upon on AH.

    Anyways, glad the judge could hold back the laughter, and awarded a proper sentence


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    People in glasshouses...

    A sheep is completely different to a horse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,580 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    A sheep is completely different to a horse.

    Easier to pin down?

    :/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    A sheep is completely different to a horse.

    its harder to give a horse a kiss while your lovin it...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,122 ✭✭✭c montgomery


    arayess wrote: »
    maybe he is mentally ill and needs help rather than retribution.

    but I guess AH is only concerned with "nice" mental health issues where we can pat depression suffers on the head and say "shure didn't I like that facebook meme, more tea?"

    There's no maybe about it, complete nutter


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 736 ✭✭✭La Fenetre


    A nice family thread. When's the cry for "equality" ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,987 ✭✭✭mikeym


    He would blend in well on Love Hate.


    His wife will surely divorce him over that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,661 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Isn't there some place in Eastern Europe that sex with Asses is normal?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2 Wahrheit


    I remember reading about a society where they dress up Orangatangs in women's clothes and make up and proceed to gang bang the poor Orangatangs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    On Amazon get your very own horse Dildo just in time for Christmas

    The following link even though it's amazon might be NSFW


    http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00KJ8OZ4K/ref=pd_aw_sim_sbs_121_1?ie=UTF8&dpID=31k7YIC2-LL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL100_SR100%2C67_&refRID=1NJMB41HQDFEV2EV8ZSK


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    A lot of horsing around here!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    kneemos wrote: »
    Isn't there some place in Eastern Europe that sex with Asses is normal?

    Neightherlands


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    stimpson wrote: »
    I wonder if the horse looked like Sarah Jessica Parker.

    http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com

    TBH the horse looks better:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 832 ✭✭✭harvester of sorrow


    Gatling wrote: »
    On Amazon get your very own horse Dildo just in time for Christmas

    The following link even though it's amazon might be NSFW


    http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00KJ8OZ4K/ref=pd_aw_sim_sbs_121_1?ie=UTF8&dpID=31k7YIC2-LL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL100_SR100%2C67_&refRID=1NJMB41HQDFEV2EV8ZSK


    Ahh here,read the reviews ....:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,090 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    La Fenetre wrote: »
    A nice family thread. When's the cry for "equality" ?

    When horses have the intelligence of a functioning human adult, I'd assume. Peddle your agenda elsewhere.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,580 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 607 ✭✭✭sonny.knowles


    Should be put down. The pervert, not the horse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Sordid debauchery.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    I'm not saying I agree with it, or that there's nothing wrong with a person who does it, but I really can't understand why beastiality is illegal and pruported to be such a massive no no.

    If you look at animals in the wild, half the sex that happens there is rape, it's the way the animal world works.

    Besides, I'm pretty sure no one consents a horse before they ride them (in the racing way).


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3 Popepalatime


    I never know if or when jokes about a vicious rape are frowned upon on AH.

    Anyways, glad the judge could hold back the laughter, and awarded a proper sentence

    It's best to avoid rape jokes, feel free to make murder and torture jokes though, the PC brigade are oblivious to this hypocricy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 607 ✭✭✭sonny.knowles


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    I'm not saying I agree with it, or that there's nothing wrong with a person who does it, but I really can't understand why beastiality is illegal and pruported to be such a massive no no.

    If you look at animals in the wild, half the sex that happens there is rape, it's the way the animal world works.

    Besides, I'm pretty sure no one consents a horse before they ride them (in the racing way).

    The same 'logic' could be used to justify anything.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    The same 'logic' could be used to justify anything.
    I was making a few points there so I'm unsure as to what part you're referring.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 607 ✭✭✭sonny.knowles


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    I was making a few points there so I'm unsure as to what part you're referring.

    Sorry meant to only quote the second paragraph.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭howamidifferent


    Horse it into me boss?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 736 ✭✭✭La Fenetre


    When horses have the intelligence of a functioning human adult, I'd assume. Peddle your agenda elsewhere.

    Sorry, I'll let you back to peddling yours. Enjoy the bestiality.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    I'm not saying I agree with it, or that there's nothing wrong with a person who does it, but I really can't understand why beastiality is illegal and pruported to be such a massive no no.

    If you look at animals in the wild, half the sex that happens there is rape, it's the way the animal world works.

    Besides, I'm pretty sure no one consents a horse before they ride them (in the racing way).

    Animals also kill each other in violent ways for a variety of reasons (eg alpha lion killing cubs of rival), but that still doesn't make it acceptable for a person to torture an animal, (as bestiality often involves abuse or cruelty and is an abusive act in itself).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 790 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Ghastly. Charles should be locked away for life!

    Hopefully Camilla will make a speedy recovery.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭Azalea


    I'm loving the comparison of someone forcing himself on a horse and inflicting injury on it... to two consenting adults of the same sex getting married. Gold. :D
    arayess wrote: »
    maybe he is mentally ill and needs help rather than retribution.

    but I guess AH is only concerned with "nice" mental health issues where we can pat depression suffers on the head and say "shure didn't I like that facebook meme, more tea?"
    How do you mean? It's very likely he's not well (although not a complete guarantee) - I'd have thought lots would think that, no?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    Medusa22 wrote: »
    Animals also kill each other in violent ways for a variety of reasons (eg alpha lion killing cubs of rival), but that still doesn't make it acceptable for a person to torture an animal, (as bestiality often involves abuse or cruelty and is an abusive act in itself).

    The point I was making was if it's a normal thing to an animal it can hardly be called a horrible act, as the animal most likely doesn't give a sh1t. Of course it's a different thing if there's cruelty or pain involved but that's not what I'm talking about.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 607 ✭✭✭sonny.knowles


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    The point I was making was if it's a normal thing to an animal it can hardly be called a horrible act, as the animal most likely doesn't give a sh1t. Of course it's a different thing if there's cruelty or pain involved but that's not what I'm talking about.

    We are talking about a single case that involved cruelty and pain.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 535 ✭✭✭ALiasEX


    If you work in the right job beastiality is legal. eg breeding dogs for the blind (a woman on Me and My Guide Dog was attempting to **** a dog off but he wasn't happy about it.)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,419 ✭✭✭cowboyBuilder


    His poor kids, can you imagine the slaggings in school ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    josip wrote: »
    http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-34615001

    How does a human cause internal injuries to a horse?
    Surely the relative sizes would mean that a horse could easily accommodate a human penis?
    Also, would a mare not kick out if she wasn't in heat?:

    Classy gent!


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