how you know love is a sham

garrixfan

if i was a footballer or rugby player right now id have a girlfriend...oh i wonder why? 😂 maybe.my.personality would be better lmao

The Backwards Man

garrixfan wrote: »

if i was a footballer or rugby player right now id have a girlfriend...oh i wonder why? 😂 maybe.my.personality would be better lmao

If I were a carpenter, and you were a lady, I'd build you a box to wear your head in

FortySeven

garrixfan wrote: »

if i was a footballer or rugby player right now id have a girlfriend...oh i wonder why? 😂 maybe.my.personality would be better lmao

Start playing football instead of drunk posting?

TheLastMohican

"So tell us, what first attracted you to millionaire Paul Daniels?"

the evasion_kid

Banksy's "I love you" graffiti piece sums it up for me.

The King of Moo

garrixfan wrote: »

if i was a footballer or rugby player right now id have a girlfriend...oh i wonder why? 😂 maybe.my.personality would be better lmao

Not if you were a footballer or rugby player who whined about being single on the internet, and blamed women for your situation.

Then you'd still be single.

The Backwards Man

Love is like a flower, holds a lot of rain.

That's balls when you think of it, piss on a flower and it wilts.

Lucifer MorningStar

You have Pam and her five sisters, they'll always love you, so quit complaining OP.

NachoBusiness

All those sit ups would be annoying though.

TheLastMohican

NachoBusiness wrote: »

All those sit ups would be annoying though.

Especially if it was a Kardashian ass!

Totofan99

Ruu

Go and find one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AeRMrZCPGk

TheLastMohican

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2q2bis6eLE

DivingDuck

garrixfan wrote: »

if i was a footballer or rugby player right now id have a girlfriend...oh i wonder why? 😂 maybe.my.personality would be better lmao

If you didn't care whether or not the girlfriend was good-looking, you'd probably have a girlfriend without needing to be a footballer or a rugby player.

The double standard works both ways.

DareGod

every time I see the OP starting the same thread for the 17,000th time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0

DareGod

DareGod wrote: »

every time I see the OP starting the same thread for the 17,000th time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0

If you don't care then why did you open the thread and read it and respond?

DareGod

DareGod wrote: »

If you don't care then why did you open the thread and read it and respond?

I don't care about the topic of his repetitive posts, but I do care that he keeps posting it, coz he's shallow as f**k.

DareGod

Yep, I did just do that.

Lucifer MorningStar

DareGod wrote: »

I don't care about the topic of his repetitive posts, but I do care that he keeps posting it, coz he's shallow as f**k.

Why are you quoting yourself ? :pac:

djflawless

Didnt big Crouch say in an interview that if he wasn't a footballer he'd have been a virgin???

endacl

garrixfan wrote: »

if i was a footballer or rugby player right now id have a girlfriend...oh i wonder why? 😂 maybe.my.personality would be better lmao

DareGod wrote: »

every time I see the OP starting the same thread for the 17,000th time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=incel

:rolleyes:

Buona Fortuna

DareGod wrote: »

Yep, I did just do that.

Wow. I'm missing out by getting a good nights sleep.

Garrixfan, I think you have already posted threads about how many likes you get on some dating site, committing suicide if one is ugly and whether men find men attractive.

Seriously, get help. The obsession with your looks cannot be good for you. You sound scarily insecure.

tomwaterford

DareGod wrote: »

Yep, I did just do that.

I taught boards was broken again :pac:

Sunnyisland

Being very handsome sexy rich and having most things you want in life is not everything OP

I should know :-)

Pherekydes

tomwaterford wrote: »

I taught boards was broken again :pac:

To whom did you teach this?

razorblunt

garrixfan wrote: »

if i was a footballer or rugby player right now id have a girlfriend...oh i wonder why? 😂 maybe.my.personality would be better lmao

If I was a sculptor, but then again, no.

arayess

if I'd a euro for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd find me attractive.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

OP get over yourself. Not every happily married man with a beautiful wife is a footballer or rich.