If you could be invisible for one day...?

ThinkProgress

If you had the power of invisibility for just one day (24 hours, not a second more)... what would you use it for?

What kind of crazy stuff would you do?

I'd haunt someone... just for the craic like!

tomwaterford

Start random fires in clothes shops

Niemoj

Go around stealing clothes from overpriced shops then giving them to homeless people.

There's something as equally satisfying as evil as it is to rob the rich to clothe the poor.

Bank heist, jewellery robbery, snooping on arch enemy, gathering of blackmailing material on those who might be useful to me in my next career as Arch Villain, and if I've time, I'd torment and terrify one or two people that irritate the bejeezus out of me.

The King of Moo

I'd buy a cinema ticket and some popcorn, watch a film, and then once the film was finished I'd walk into another screen to watch a different film for free!, then I'd go home.

OU812

There's a couple of people I wouldn't mind seeing naked...

Probably rob several banks .

Get a nice suit, shirt & tie from Louis Copeland, Put it on & do an "invisible man" down Grafton street freaking people out.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

Obviously naked perving obviously.

beerpong

Grope the Queen!

PM me nudes

See a real naked person instead of relying on PMs

NachoBusiness

Score a load of goals at the Aviva tomorrow and all their games.. hand of God and all that.

And spend a lot of time in the Swedish ladies football team's locker room.

DEFTLEFTHAND

I wouldn't steal anything as I'm a very honest and noble individual.

Lucifer MorningStar

I'd rob as many banks as possible.

The Backwards Man

Cut the lawn if it's a good day.

jamesbere

I'd pull down all the new Zealand player's shorts while their doing the haka

deadybai

I wouldn't wear any clothes and walk around the park for the day. And be like 'hehe, no one can call me a pervert now'

DEFTLEFTHAND

Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »

I'd rob as many banks as possible.

You'd still need to get into the vault, and bypass various security systems. Do you have these skills?

biggebruv

id take a S-t on someones desk REVENGE:P

Day Lewin

Sneak into the Dáil and eavesdrop the Taoiseach's office: I bet it is just like "Yes, Minister".

Then creep past the cops at the High Court and listen to the judges and lawyers cooking up last-minute deals.

Finally tiptoe backstage at some fashion show and watch the top models taking off their makeup and supportive underwear.

Last of all, some nice gold jewellery for myself, and a few bits for my loved ones, from Weirs.

*sigh* That was a perfect day!

tomwaterford

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

You'd still need to get into the vault, and bypass various security systems. Do you have these skills?

Could he/she not just hide behind the manager etc when there walking in??

Very Bored

If anyone wanted a chat I'd tell them they couldn't see me.

DEFTLEFTHAND

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

You'd still need to get into the vault, and bypass various security systems. Do you have these skills?

If the movies have taught me anything, they've taught me that there's always an opportune moment when someone's back is turned when one can make good on a wicked plan.

osarusan

Robbery, as much as possible.

Quick visits to ladies' changing rooms in between robberies to replenish my vigour for more robbery.

OU812

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

You'd still need to get into the vault, and bypass various security systems. Do you have these skills?

Cash drawers usually hold between 25 & 30k. Up to 10 per bank. Do say 10 banks in an afternoon allowing for driving time etc... not a bad haul...

Lucifer MorningStar

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

You'd still need to get into the vault, and bypass various security systems. Do you have these skills?

Of course I do. I am Satan after all.

Rippington

Perving with an invisible stick ( they might think it just the wind lifting up the skirts ) ha ha ha

efb

Perve in France Rugby Team's dressing room!

chillin117

Niemoj wrote: »

Go around stealing clothes from overpriced shops then giving them to homeless people.

I know I'm nitpicking but the clothes would remain visable and a shirt floating hastily towards the exit would startle shopper's and alert security. Perhaps you should ''rethink'' your cunning plan, !

vicwatson

katemarch wrote: »

Sneak into the Dáil and eavesdrop the Taoiseach's office: I bet it is just like "Yes, Angela"

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Menas

I am not sure exactly what I would do, but it would probably involve George W Bush, Vladimir Putin, the King of Saudi Arabia, some tar and feathers.

Cee-Jay-Cee

I can think of quite a few scumbags that would get almighty beatings.

I'd probably also visit lots and lots of banks and do to them what they do to the public every day.

I'd return to the really evil scumbags and make sure they don't recover from their earlier bearings anytime soon and whisper in their ears that the same thing will happen if they rob steal hurt or do anything remotely offensive to a single soul ever again.

OldGoat

I'd look at the place my shadow used to be and feel a little sad.

jamesbere

OldGoat wrote: »

I'd look at the place my shadow used to be and feel a little sad.

Jesus man, all the fun things you could do and you pick the most depressing thing.

OldGoat

jamesbere wrote: »

Jesus man, all the fun things you could do and you pick the most depressing thing.

Pathos is the rocksalt in the caramel of life.

jamesbere

OldGoat wrote: »

Pathos is the rocksalt in the caramel of life.

More a toffee man myself

Maguined

Slap all the stupid people in my office. Just picturing the sheer fright and confusion on their faces makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

fryup

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo wrote: »

Obviously naked perving obviously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIcgGEHzs90

Duggy747

Before I turn invisible I'd eat some proper greasy, rank food to get me ready.

Start me invisible day, go around releasing loud and absolutely toxic farts around groups of people and watch them blame each other. When they move to another room to get away from the smell I'd follow them and release more smelly farts, driving them to probably throw a few slaps at each other. :pac:

The_Valeyard

I'd beat up a mime.


Be the best performance of his life.

allibastor

Any one said changing rooms yet????

Duffman K

I'd walk freely down Grafton street without being stopped by a chugger

FineFilly

Id make a 2some into a 3some spy on someone who was a prick to me and key his audi while he's watching ,trip up a few fukrs ,grab peoples money just as it comes out of the atm lol

MJI

I'd just fck with people all day.

MillField

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I wouldn't steal anything as I'm a very honest and noble individual.

Good on you.

Xaracatz

Niemoj wrote: »

I know I'm nitpicking but the clothes would remain visable and a shirt floating hastily towards the exit would startle shopper's and alert security. Perhaps you should ''rethink'' your cunning plan, !

"Floating hastily". That is a brilliant combination of words.

MillField

Made me think of this:

https://twitter.com/frankieboyle/status/195183406810804224

Ally Dick

I'd go to a Victoria's Secret fashion show...and lurk backstage

harry Bailey esq

Commit crime,lots and lots of crime.Nothing Perverse,lucrative crime such as financial institutions,high end jewellers and such,I'd also walk into Harcourt square nick and copy lots of files,worth a lot of money to the right/wrong individuals.I can't really think of any benevolent acts to do if I was invisible for a day.

syklops

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo wrote: »

Obviously naked perving obviously.

I cant believe it took 6 posts to get to the obvious one.

keeponhurling

syklops wrote: »

I cant believe it took 6 posts to get to the obvious one.

Close thread/

Dr. Bre

Pinch arses