Neighbors Complaining About Me Burping

gogeta7

Yes I am a pig and drink alot of carbonated drinks and but its in my own ****ing home. Letting agency contacted me about it. Can they actually do anything?

Letree

Thats some serious gulpinism if they can hear it through walls.

The Moldy Gowl

Breath in while drinking will get more air in and will make it louder.
Walk to the wall, wait, burp to your hearts content

The hate us becuase they ain't us.

NachoBusiness

Do you live in a paper house with paper walls or something??

And I thought Paper Town was just the name of a film.

Jesus, now you have me paranoid about my late night ritual of watching rough sex porn.

gogeta7

Letree wrote: »

Thats some serious gulpinism if they can hear it through walls.

Paper thin walls you can hear people doing everything. And yes I burp very loudly louder now to piss them off.

mahoganygas

By any chance are you a loud snorer too?

Old Perry

People! what a bunch of bastarrds.

Paramite Pie

gogeta7 wrote: »

Paper thin walls you can hear people doing everything. And yes I burp very loudly louder now to piss them off.

Now that's just childish. If you don't think it's a reasonable request just carry on as normal. And for your own health consider drinking less carbonated drinks.

biko

The burp police will be around momentarily.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Very strange, maybe arrange a sitdown with these people on neutral ground and try to come to sort of arrangement with them. However be prepared to compromise, a reasonable suggestion would be for you to agree not to belch over a certain decibel level between the hours of 8pm and 8am.

ALiasEX

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Do you live in a paper house with paper walls or something??

And I thought Paper Town was just the name of a film.

Jesus, now you have me paranoid about my late night ritual of watching rough sex porn.

Don't worry about it. It gets my missus going every night without fail. Thanks.

Jawgap

Is it the smell or the volume they're complaining about?

PirateShampoo

Sounds like someone was neglected as a child.

Are you also single OP?

Do you find it hard to make human relationships so you've resorted to pushing them away before they can hurt you?

Odyssey 2005

Beans and copious amounts of Guinness are an old Indian cure for burping OP. Try it EVERY night from now on,your neighbours will thank you for it.:p:p

Nichard Dixon

This thread is great gas.

Rippington

Only one thing for it OP ( ya filthy animal ) Emigrate .

justchecked

Op how far along the alphabet can you get ?

MonkieSocks

Jayus ya must be loud, they can hear it on Mars.



NASA’s Curiosity rover detects ‘burps’ on Mars

PARlance

Well done on taking the fizz out of it for everyone. The government got wind of you and now there is talk of a tax on carbonated drinks, we'll have to hold our breath until budget day to see if your recklessness repeats on the rest of us.

kylith

Threaten to counter sue them for discrimination because of your gassy 'condition'.

Totofan99

Sorry about your predicament OP. But you gave me a good laugh. :pac:

SeanW

gogeta7 wrote: »

Yes I am a pig and drink alot of carbonated drinks and but its in my own ****ing home. Letting agency contacted me about it. Can they actually do anything?

Let me guess, you live in an Irish apartment building?

kissmequick

My apologies for your situation O.P., I was having a crappy day but you have really made my evening.



What exactly did they say the issue was?!?

AlmightyCushion

It's very inconsiderate of you to disturb your neighbours like that. Instead you should play hardcore pornography at incredibly loud volumes to drown out the sound of your burping.

Billy86

If they're dead and chopped up into pieces in the freezer, they won't be bothered by your burping.

I'm just saying, is all.

gogeta7

kissmequick wrote: »

My apologies for your situation O.P., I was having a crappy day but you have really made my evening.



What exactly did they say the issue was?!?

Totofan99 wrote: »

Sorry about your predicament OP. But you gave me a good laugh. :pac:

I hope so the thread was a joke to give people a laugh.
Being reported for burping seriously?

TheLastMohican

OP! Just wondering ...... were you burping from the top orifice or bottom? If from the latter ....... you'd better see a proctoligist PDQ!

brandnewaward

Blast them withpiss......i mean burps

Totofan99

gogeta7 wrote: »

I hope so the thread was a joke to give people a laugh.
Being reported for burping seriously?

Check out Captain Obvious over here! :P

razorblunt

Dangerous game, if you quiten your burps they might get concerns for your welfare and call around to check or send an ambulance.
I suggest you quiten the burps but by a long stick and bang the wall with it everytime you burp.
It's nice to be nice.

gogeta7

gogeta7 wrote: »

I hope so the thread was a joke to give people a laugh.

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