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How diverse are your friends?

  • 05-10-2015 9:55pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭


    Just in the pub here thinking to myself, and by the hokey I get on well with a wide range of people from far flung parts. There's the Venezuelan chopper pilot, the Albanian exotic dancer, the Australian voiceover artiste, the Vietnamese barman, the Rwandan sociologist and the Afghan pizza chef for a start. Even people from Leitrim!

    Who is your most unusual or unlikely friend?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,928 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    I've mates from every corner of Connaught.
    Well travelled bucks too, from Ballina to Ballinasloe and everywhere in between.

    Except Balla.


    Jesus we fcukin hate that Balla crowd.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    I've a friend called Mandy who likes to play with her own poo but we all accept her regardless.

    Except she's not allowed to come to bridge night because nobody wants to handle pooey playing cards.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    Steer clear of the Rwandan sociologist.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    What are these "friends" you speak of?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    Do imaginary friends count?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    OneArt wrote: »
    I've a friend called Mandy who likes to play with her own poo but we all accept her regardless.

    Except she's not allowed to come to bridge night because nobody wants to handle pooey playing cards.
    Get someone else to hold her cards, then you could say Mandy came and she played without taking. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    So you could say she came and she played without taking (cards)

    That's a secret we're all trying to keep from Mandy as well.

    None of us really know what bridge is. We just make it up.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,853 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    I've been lucky to be able to be friends with a lot of sound people from around the world through uni and some of the other work I do;Iranians, Afghans, Indonesians, Japanese, Chinese, Americans, Canadians, Brazilians, Peruvians, Venezuelans, Portuguese, Spanish, Italians, Dutch,South Africans, Rhodesians (their words), Ethiopians, Greeks, Turks, Albanians, Croats, Hungarians, Roma, Slovaks, Belarus, a load of Austrians and Germans, Poles, Russians, one from Chechnya, Welsh, Scots, English and even a few Irish ;)

    Time to start a sticker book collection I think


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Absolutely all of them, from school, uni and socially, are from an Irish background. Fcuk me that's depressing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    I have a Nigerian prince who is a very good friend of mine, and a girl on Facebook that is going to tell me how to get rid of bed bugs.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    My job has Lithuanians, Romanians, Moldovans, Brazilians, South Africans, Irish, Northern Irish, Waterford, Killkenny, Chinese and Indian people working in it.

    I call the pub the UN


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    brummytom wrote: »
    Absolutely all of them, from school, uni and socially, are from an Irish background. Fcuk me that's depressing

    I know Jasper Carrot's email address if you want a Brummy mate? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,443 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Geez, I keep a fairly eclectic mix of friends now I actually think about it, from all corners of the social sphere, be they homeless, or living in mansions, wearing rags or wearing designer labels, illiterate to articulate, uneducated to professors, low ballers to high rollers...

    All sorts of interesting people with all sorts of interests and stories to tell :)

    They're a mixed bag really, love 'em all though :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    Just in the pub here thinking to myself, and by the hokey I get on well with a wide range of people from far flung parts. There's the Venezuelan chopper pilot, the Albanian exotic dancer, the Australian voiceover artiste, the Vietnamese barman, the Rwandan sociologist and the Afghan pizza chef for a start. Even people from Leitrim!

    Who is your most unusual or unlikely friend?

    I've a couple of friends who are from other species.

    My uncle is friends with a ghost in his house. Doesn't know her name but she keeps an eye on the place when he's out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 346 ✭✭antonymin


    I don't have any friends, they all died. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,711 ✭✭✭Joeseph Balls


    My job has Lithuanians, Romanians, Moldovans, Brazilians, South Africans, Irish, Northern Irish, Waterford, Killkenny, Chinese and Indian people working in it.

    I call the pub the UN

    No poles? Your boss is racist.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,158 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    My friend group includes a ginger...

    Might aswell lock the thread now, dont think anyones gonna beat that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    My job has Lithuanians, Romanians, Moldovans, Brazilians, South Africans, Irish, Northern Irish, Waterford, Killkenny, Chinese and Indian people working in it.

    I call the pub the UN

    Can you get in without a Thai?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 63 ✭✭RyanDrive


    My friends are all strictly white Irish, which is quite sad really.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,624 ✭✭✭✭meeeeh


    No poles? Your boss is racist.

    I would say more like pragmatist. :D Poles and Russian Lithuanians don't mix (mostly Russian ones emigrated).


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    No poles? Your boss is racist.

    Sign on the door says "Strictly no dancing allowed"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    You're always stuck in the pub ya big Alco :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Can you get in without a Thai?

    Can you get in a pub in SoDe without a 'haigh'?:pac:

    You're my friend too! I like the riff raff:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    My family is like the UN without even looking at my friends. My brother's (sadly now ex but still part of the family) girlfriend is Thai, my sister's boyfriend is English. I have a Dutch uncle. I have cousins who are all siblings from a family of 6 married to Dutch, German, Chinese, Canadian and one Irish. Last one isn't married yet but his girlfriend is Welsh.

    Another cousin is married to a Turkish guy and yet another is married to a part Ugandan-Asian part Irish bloke.

    I have ex boyfriends from Kosovo, Germany, Belgium, Trinidad and Puerto Rico. Friends with people from Barbados, France, Thailand (not including my bros ex), Poland, Lithuania, Latvia, Brazil, Argentina, Italy, Spain, Norway and of course England, Scotland, America and Canada.

    Hate them all though coz am a racist.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Yeah, Monaghan folk are really insular and inward looking.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Yeah, Monaghan folk are really insular and inward looking.

    I know. I won't even mention the scandal of having Cavan cousins!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 781 ✭✭✭CINCLANTFLT


    Some of my friends wipe their arse from the back towards the front... The rest of that are willing to try and accept this... Personally I hate the back to fronts... It makes me puke... But sure they're my friends...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 72 ✭✭Kaiser Sosay


    Veiled - Look at me I know some foreigners thread...:pac:


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    Just in the pub here thinking to myself, and by the hokey I get on well with a wide range of people from far flung parts. There's the Venezuelan chopper pilot, the Albanian exotic dancer, the Australian voiceover artiste, the Vietnamese barman, the Rwandan sociologist and the Afghan pizza chef for a start. Even people from Leitrim!

    Who is your most unusual or unlikely friend?

    Have you been drinking again?

    I've a friend called Marakesh named after the Marakesh express song


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    Veiled - Look at me I know some foreigners thread...:pac:
    What people wear in this thread is their own concern


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Stheno wrote: »
    Have you been drinking again?

    I've a friend called Marakesh named after the Marakesh express song
    Does she like riding?:pac:


    My wee brother worked in Marrakesh for a while. He hated it. Fair enough it was Ramadan and he didn't know another non-Muslim in the place but he still hated it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 545 ✭✭✭Ninap


    Witchie wrote: »
    My family is like the UN without even looking at my friends. My brother's (sadly now ex but still part of the family) girlfriend is Thai, my sister's boyfriend is English. I have a Dutch uncle. I have cousins who are all siblings from a family of 6 married to Dutch, German, Chinese, Canadian and one Irish. Last one isn't married yet but his girlfriend is Welsh.

    Another cousin is married to a Turkish guy and yet another is married to a part Ugandan-Asian part Irish bloke.

    I have ex boyfriends from Kosovo, Germany, Belgium, Trinidad and Puerto Rico. Friends with people from Barbados, France, Thailand (not including my bros ex), Poland, Lithuania, Latvia, Brazil, Argentina, Italy, Spain, Norway and of course England, Scotland, America and Canada.

    Hate them all though coz am a racist.

    I'm sure he's popular

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_uncle


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Ninap wrote: »

    Ha ha...he will love that! He is one of the nicest most fun people ever. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 600 ✭✭✭SMJSF


    Mine aren't exactly "diverse".
    But some are well educated (gone to uni, I haven't gone) and others have never had a job.
    Most are older than me.

    But I've learned the hard way over the years about mixing the two. No. Never again! Doesn't end well!
    Keep people from school/college with the people who they know, and don't mix them with the people I'm friends with outside of education.
    I'm naturally two different people in those environments.
    I'm more straight backed and quite at college, and more comfortable outside of that environment.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭fizzypish


    the Albanian exotic dancer?

    Is he any good?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,903 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    My job has Lithuanians, Romanians, Moldovans, Brazilians, South Africans, Irish, Northern Irish, Waterford, Killkenny, Chinese and Indian people working in it.

    I call the pub the UN

    Must be like a benetton ad in your place!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 537 ✭✭✭clever user name


    My friends here in Thailand are South African, English, Swiss, Malaysian, Spanish, Colombian and Ghanaian. So yeah, diverse enough.


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    One of my friends is a chair. One of them a celery stick.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 679 ✭✭✭Boring username


    This thread is like the boards version of a Benetton ad....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46 looseliver


    I have a friend who used to nail bags of tadpoles to a spinning wheel and whirl them around and where ever they'd stop he'd shout TADPOLES!! TADPOLES IS THE WINNER.

    Back then we all thought he was crazy, but we had a lot of growing up to do.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Reading thru this I realise that most of my friends are not diverse at all. :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,081 ✭✭✭sheesh


    one of my friends is actually working class *puts in monocle


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    Jesus were do I start,from white collar workers to anarchists to homeless freight train hoppers to African tribesmen....the beauty of travel


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 724 ✭✭✭Hagar7


    Witchie wrote: »
    My family is like the UN without even looking at my friends. My brother's (sadly now ex but still part of the family) girlfriend is Thai, my sister's boyfriend is English. I have a Dutch uncle. I have cousins who are all siblings from a family of 6 married to Dutch, German, Chinese, Canadian and one Irish. Last one isn't married yet but his girlfriend is Welsh.

    Another cousin is married to a Turkish guy and yet another is married to a part Ugandan-Asian part Irish bloke.

    I have ex boyfriends from Kosovo, Germany, Belgium, Trinidad and Puerto Rico. Friends with people from Barbados, France, Thailand (not including my bros ex), Poland, Lithuania, Latvia, Brazil, Argentina, Italy, Spain, Norway and of course England, Scotland, America and Canada.

    Hate them all though coz am a racist.

    Good job you have a broom Witchie.:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,490 ✭✭✭✭citytillidie


    Going to be the talk of the street when my African American friend comes to visit next month

    ******



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