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What is your best talent?

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  • 19-09-2015 12:09am
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭


    I can send her sideways down the road and still hang on to it, im a semi professional rally driver. What is yours?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    I can wiggle my ears without touching them


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I can tell the difference between butter and I can't believe its not butter.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 139 ✭✭The_fever


    Procrastination


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,208 ✭✭✭shamrock55


    I can go down the pub with 100euro and come home with nothing but curry stains on my shirt


  • Registered Users Posts: 216 ✭✭FallSilently


    I can detect French people and French people accessories.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,802 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    I can, without fail, choose non winning euro millions numbers


    It is a fackin gift.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭lameusername


    Edit. ****e.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,122 ✭✭✭Starscream25


    Seducing the wimmens


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    I can critique anything. Finding fault in things, it's a career path I'm thinking of following, but I have to find an interesting position


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    I'm very good at filtering the toxins out of beer so that what's left can be safely flushed down the toilet without harming the environment.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭lameusername


    I'm very good at filtering the toxins out of beer so that what's left can be safely flushed down the toilet without harming the environment.

    You sir
    Are a hero.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭Tonyandthewhale


    I can walk, run or cycle in a straight line for a very long time without slowing down or getting tired. Much like Forrest Gump really. I'm also a decent dancer and not a bad listener sometimes.


  • Registered Users Posts: 583 ✭✭✭HardenendMan


    8 inch shclong. Try deep throat it for a night of gagging.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 392 ✭✭j80ezgvc3p92xu


    I can make any situaltion awkward and uncomfortable. Any conversation about anything. Without using sexual innuendos because thats for amateours.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Aongus Von Bismarck


    Spotting trends on the FX market.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    Spotting trends on the FX market.

    Aye, that's a great party piece.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    Seducing the wimmens

    Don't they call you 'The Chloroform Kid'?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,265 ✭✭✭youtube!


    I can balance 20 euro coins on my elbow and then flip them into my palm without dropping a single one. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 255 ✭✭Mother Brain


    Don't they call you 'The Chloroform Kid'?

    Nah, that's what they call Aongus, he'd put you to sleep quicker!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,869 ✭✭✭asherbassad


    Spotting trends on the FX market.

    Any fool can do that. But can you determine the direction based on fundamentals?

    Personally my own best talent is that I can do push-ups on my tongue and breathe through my ears.
    I'm quite popular in ladies' gardens.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Can stink a room out v fast


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