Your brand of humour

Robsweezie

what sort of things do you find funny? is it the safe kind like cat pictures, memes or the darker stuff?

I will admit I have a 'what the f*ck' sense of humour. If it's random, inappropriate, borderline offensive and doesn't entirely make sense, then it'll get a few laughs from me. I love the 'did they just say that?' type of shock humour. I love the nonsense memes full of stoner humour, get rekt etc. I like parodies and satire.

2 girls 1 cup had me in bits laughing just out of the pure shock of it. was it chocolate ice cream though??

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Maybe the stuff on the best joke thread or on the other one about what last made you laugh.

aaronjumper

Pretty much everything, the dark inappropriate stuff to the light silly stuff.
I like most humour.

agent graves

Robsweezie wrote: »

what sort of things do you find funny? is it the safe kind like cat pictures, memes or the darker stuff?

I will admit I have a 'what the f*ck' sense of humour. If it's random, inappropriate, borderline offensive and doesn't entirely make sense, then it'll get a few laughs from me. I love the 'did they just say that?' type of shock humour. I love the nonsense memes full of stoner humour, get rekt etc. I like parodies and satire.

2 girls 1 cup had me in bits laughing just out of the pure shock of it. was it chocolate ice cream though??

straight out the buthole?

kneemos

Jimeoin tickles my spot for some reason.

Gongoozler

I don't know what the adjectives would be to describe my sense of humour, but I know I'm hard to make laugh. Regular humour that people seem to like just does nothing for me, like the likes of Frasier, the big bang theory, any of that ****e. It is the most over done, predictable rubbish.

I wouldn't call it a dark sense of humour, maybe it is. Myself and my boyfriend would joke about rape and all sorts of other things that I'm sure would offend other people. I do like some random **** too. Soupy Norman was genius.

Robsweezie

Robsweezie wrote: »

2 girls 1 cup had me in bits laughing just out of the pure shock of it. was it chocolate ice cream though??

For my own psychological safety, I've always avoided researching references to 2 girls, 1 cup. I knew it would be something I would regret knowing.

But now I know what it's about, in spite of not wanting to.

custard gannet

Anything that gives two fingers to the politically correct. I think it is pretty important to constantly have them moaning, as long their pathetic views are not given any traction.

The Backwards Man

I like funny people.

Not so keen on people that think they're funny.

kfallon

I'll laugh at anything funny, especially the crude stuff

custard gannet

custard gannet wrote: »

Anything that gives two fingers to the politically correct. I think it is pretty important to constantly have them moaning, as long their pathetic views are not given any traction.

I also yearn for a return to the good old days of gay bashing, rampant sexism, homophobia, xenophobia, martial rape, overt racist discrimination and general obnoxiousness.

When men were men, women were property, and Thick Paddy was the punchline of a joke.

biko

I have a very PC kind of humour, none of that non-PC stuff for me thanks very much.

Robsweezie

custard gannet wrote: »

Anything that gives two fingers to the politically correct. I think it is pretty important to constantly have them moaning, as long their pathetic views are not given any traction.

im watching ''it was alright in the 1980's'' on channel 4 and my god it is an affront to political correctness. eye opening as to what was acceptable back then.

Types of humour I like: sarcastic, dry, witty, surreal, nonsensical and dark.
I fúcking love anti-jokes, they never fail to make me crack up.

Am generally not a fan of toilet humour or physical/slapstick humour. Lee Evans, for example, is the very antithesis of humour imo.

EoghanIRL

Dark humour.
It's like food , not everyone gets it.

Grueller

Anything bar sarcasm

Lee Evans leaves me searching for the remote. So does Jim Carrey, I just don't like physical humour.

Melisandre121

"Hommer Simpson" on YouTube.. That is my sense of humour down to a T.

I also laugh ALOT when people fall over or embarrass themselves.

Here's Hommer Simpson:

http://youtu.be/1hcgKZd-sGI

Armchair Andy

Just heard Ayrton Senna was killed in a crash. Fuchit I didn't see that happening

Pink Lemons

biko wrote: »

I have a very PC kind of humour, none of that non-PC stuff for me thanks very much.

Why did the computer keep sneezing?
It had a virus!

Gotta love some PC jokes

Harry Palmr

agent graves wrote: »

straight out the buthole?

Haven't you seen those pron vids with whipped cream and milk being expelled from various orifices? Why not chocloate (not that I'm saying it is as I've never seen 2Gs1C and have no interest in doing so)?

What the hell was this thread about again?

Melisandre121

Melisandre121 wrote: »

"Hommer Simpson" on YouTube.. That is my sense of humour down to a T.

Here's Hommer Simpson:

http://youtu.be/1hcgKZd-sGI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpcYAvvYLFI

Smidge

Gongoozler wrote: »

I don't know what the adjectives would be to describe my sense of humour, but I know I'm hard to make laugh. Regular humour that people seem to like just does nothing for me, like the likes of Frasier, the big bang theory, any of that ****e. It is the most over done, predictable rubbish.

I wouldn't call it a dark sense of humour, maybe it is. Myself and my boyfriend would joke about rape and all sorts of other things that I'm sure would offend other people. I do like some random **** too. Soupy Norman was genius.

I totally get what you mean.
Frasier is just sooooo unfunny, but rape jokes?
Has me howling in the aisles I tells ya.

Robsweezie

I never really found mainstream shows like friends or the simpsons funny. father ted was entertaining and endearing in an irish way, but still didn't make me laugh.

Robsweezie

Candie wrote: »

For my own psychological safety, I've always avoided researching references to 2 girls, 1 cup. I knew it would be something I would regret knowing.

But now I know what it's about, in spite of not wanting to.

tough sh!t, literally

whiskeyman

My humour is so dark, I'm surprised it hasn't been shot by the cops yet!

osarusan

I think I prefer certain comedians rather than kinds of humour.

Frankie Boyle's crude dark stuff has me in stitches, but Jimmy Carr, who has the same kind of jokes, does nothing for me.

Hans Bricks

Candie wrote: »

I also yearn for a return to the good old days of gay bashing, rampant sexism, homophobia, xenophobia, martial rape, overt racist discrimination and general obnoxiousness.

When men were men, women were property, and Thick Paddy was the punchline of a joke.

I'm sure he meant frankie Boyle, Louis ck type material. I don't think it's about persecuting minorities because you poke fun at some stereotypes.

agent graves

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Haven't you seen those pron vids with whipped cream and milk being expelled from various orifices? Why not chocloate (not that I'm saying it is as I've never seen 2Gs1C and have no interest in doing so)?

What the hell was this thread about again?

that is some porn i dare not venture towards.. that is mank

Boring username

Candie wrote: »

I also yearn for a return to the good old days of gay bashing, rampant sexism, homophobia, xenophobia, martial rape, overt racist discrimination and general obnoxiousness.

When men were men, women were property, and Thick Paddy was the punchline of a joke.

Aha, the old 'everybody was WRONG AND RACIST before' argument, so our new correct way of thinking is right and don't challenge the doctrine.
Your 'progressive' PC world of dryshytes doesn't sound like a whole lot of fun either:

The BBC have apologised for commentator Peter Alliss’ sexist comment about the wife of Open winner Zach Johnson, describing it as “inappropriate”.
Alliss, 84, caused a backlash on social media as he commentated on the playoff between Johnson, Louis Oosthuizen and Marc Leishman on Monday at St Andrews.
The American was lining up a putt to secure victory when the camera showed Johnson’s wife Kim Barclay, prompting Alliss to speculate how they may spend the prizemoney. “She is probably thinking - ‘if this goes in I get a new kitchen’,” he said.

https://www.irishtimes.com/sport/golf/bbc-apologises-for-peter-alliss-s-sexist-comment-1.2292110


Anyway, you can still have sexist, racist, and rape jokes if you really want-just check out Sarah Silverman:

"As a member of the Jewish community, I was really concerned we were losing control of the media. What kind of a world do we live in where a totally cute white girl can't say 'chink' on network television?"

Bill Cosby gave me one of those "don't be dirty" lectures but I was unconscious & he was talking about my a-hole

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/sarah-silverman-funny-woman-or-foulmouthed-racist-963958.html
http://www.gossipcop.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/SarahSilvermanBillCosbyRapeJoke-400x205.png

They're just JOKES. Maybe you should lighten up. Save the outrage for when people are actually being serious.

rubadub

Candie wrote: »

Lee Evans leaves me searching for the remote. So does Jim Carrey, I just don't like physical humour.

I love Jim Carrey, but think Lee Evans is terrible, find it really puzzling how he is so popular, he is constantly on the comedy central tv station playing to massive crowds.

suicide_circus

Candie wrote: »

I also yearn for a return to the good old days of gay bashing, rampant sexism, homophobia, xenophobia, martial rape, overt racist discrimination and general obnoxiousness.

When men were men, women were property, and Thick Paddy was the punchline of a joke.

You just scored 1000 righteousness points

Links234

Bad puns, dad jokes, anything cringeworthy. I get a kick out of people groaning at a joke, it's the best thing ever.

RWCNT

custard gannet wrote: »

Anything that gives two fingers to the politically correct. I think it is pretty important to constantly have them moaning, as long their pathetic views are not given any traction.

Good God, can the anti-PC crowd get off that soapbox for 5 bloody minutes!?