Things To Do Before The World Ends On Sept. 23, 2015

Gerry Rio

The world is ending again :pac:

And this Buzzfeed list is a big bag of sh%te lads for Things To Do Before The World Ends On Sept. 23, 2015

So what would you do? Ive been sober for 9 years so that would change pretty bloody sharpish.

wp_rathead

"Arrange bowl of olives"
"Eat two bananas in a day"
"buy colorful sneakers"

What mad fnckers

Gerry Rio

wp_rathead wrote: »

"Arrange bowl of olives"
"Eat two bananas in a day"
"buy colorful sneakers"

What mad fnckers

Arrange bowl of olives Arrange bowl of cocaine and snort till empty.


"Eat two bananas in a day" Eat two exes out in one day.

"buy colorful sneakers" Use colourful language. Spend the day calling up ex bosses and calling them c^nts.

Much better.

Boring username

I've always wanted to open a yoghurt and have that gooey film remain intact across the top of the carton. I thought I'd get a few more years of practice in, now I've only got 9 days.....

Aglomerado

Gerry Rio wrote: »

So what would you do? Ive been sober for 9 years so that would change pretty bloody sharpish.

Go out with a bang and drink this stuff: http://johnsbeerguide.com/?p=754

41% ABV beer!!

The Randy Riverbeast

I remember some doomsday cult going on about jade helm and 4 blood moons. Is this it then?

September is the 9th month in the year. 9/3 is 3. Half life 3 confirmed. See, you can make anything sound like it's important.

Gerry Rio

Aglomerado wrote: »

Go out with a bang and drink this stuff: http://johnsbeerguide.com/?p=754

41% ABV beer!!

From BrewDog: “Sink the Bismarck! is beer, amplified

Looks lethal lol. 41% would be how many vodkas?

RobertKK

Stay calm and hope the TV coverage is good.

lawred2

I'd go for a country walk in the nip

The Backwards Man

Tax on the car is up at the end of the month, have to renew it a week early now.

whiskeyman

Don't feel too bad not getting U2 tickets now...

SEPT 23 1989

change my username

NeverWaining

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Tax on the car is up at the end of the month, have to renew it a week early now.

We should all demand a refund for the week we're missing out on tbh. I'm not happy about this.

The Backwards Man

NeverWaining wrote: »

We should all demand a refund for the week we're missing out on tbh. I'm not happy about this.

You'll be lucky, it's on a Wednesday too so anybody on the dole will most likely have to sign off for three days.

CardBordWindow

Typical! I'm off on my holidays on the 23rd! :mad:

kylith

Jaysus, they didn't give us much notice this time.

angeleyes

Am off on mine the 27th - just my luck.

Samsgirl

Drink the 'good' wine an eat all the chocolate in my house.

fuzzypickle

23rd? I thought it was the 28th. Fcuk sake!
I also heard it was something to do with a blood moon.

I love when these things pass and then the people who believed it have some amazing excuse. "Oh Jesus must've saved us! Horray!".

Say Your Number

Only get one day at the Ploughing Championships