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Things To Do Before The World Ends On Sept. 23, 2015

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    wp_rathead
    Registered Users Posts: 10,067 ✭✭✭✭wp_rathead


    "Arrange bowl of olives"
    "Eat two bananas in a day"
    "buy colorful sneakers"

    What mad fnckers


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    Gerry Rio
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 654 ✭✭✭Gerry Rio


    wp_rathead wrote: »
    "Arrange bowl of olives"
    "Eat two bananas in a day"
    "buy colorful sneakers"

    What mad fnckers

    Arrange bowl of olives Arrange bowl of cocaine and snort till empty.


    "Eat two bananas in a day"     Eat two exes out in one day.

    "buy colorful sneakers" Use colourful language. Spend the day calling up ex bosses and calling them c^nts.

    Much better.


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    #4
    Boring username
    Closed Accounts Posts: 679 ✭✭✭Boring username


    I've always wanted to open a yoghurt and have that gooey film remain intact across the top of the carton. I thought I'd get a few more years of practice in, now I've only got 9 days.....


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    Aglomerado
    Registered Users Posts: 5,763 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Gerry Rio wrote: »
    So what would you do? Ive been sober for 9 years so that would change pretty bloody sharpish.

    Go out with a bang and drink this stuff: http://johnsbeerguide.com/?p=754

    41% ABV beer!!


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    The Randy Riverbeast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭The Randy Riverbeast


    I remember some doomsday cult going on about jade helm and 4 blood moons. Is this it then?

    September is the 9th month in the year. 9/3 is 3. Half life 3 confirmed. See, you can make anything sound like it's important.


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    Gerry Rio
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 654 ✭✭✭Gerry Rio


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    Go out with a bang and drink this stuff: http://johnsbeerguide.com/?p=754

    41% ABV beer!!

    From BrewDog: “Sink the Bismarck! is beer, amplified

    Looks lethal lol. 41% would be how many vodkas?


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    #8
    RobertKK
    Registered Users Posts: 33,733 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    Stay calm and hope the TV coverage is good.


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    #9
    lawred2
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    I'd go for a country walk in the nip


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    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Tax on the car is up at the end of the month, have to renew it a week early now.


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    #11
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Don't feel too bad not getting U2 tickets now...


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    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    change my username


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    #13
    NeverWaining
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭NeverWaining


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Tax on the car is up at the end of the month, have to renew it a week early now.

    We should all demand a refund for the week we're missing out on tbh. I'm not happy about this.


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    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    NeverWaining wrote: »
    We should all demand a refund for the week we're missing out on tbh. I'm not happy about this.

    You'll be lucky, it's on a Wednesday too so anybody on the dole will most likely have to sign off for three days.


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    #15
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users Posts: 3,191 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    Typical! I'm off on my holidays on the 23rd! :mad:


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    #16
    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Jaysus, they didn't give us much notice this time.


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    #17
    angeleyes
    Registered Users Posts: 604 ✭✭✭angeleyes


    Am off on mine the 27th - just my luck. :)


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    #18
    Samsgirl
    Registered Users Posts: 3,192 ✭✭✭Samsgirl


    Drink the 'good' wine an eat all the chocolate in my house.


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    fuzzypickle
    Registered Users Posts: 48 ✭fuzzypickle


    23rd? I thought it was the 28th. Fcuk sake!
    I also heard it was something to do with a blood moon.

    I love when these things pass and then the people who believed it have some amazing excuse. "Oh Jesus must've saved us! Horray!".


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    Say Your Number
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 11,102 Mod ✭✭✭✭Say Your Number


    Only get one day at the Ploughing Championships :(


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