Stupid fitness products

Mister Vain

Have you ever tried any? There have been some useless ones like the Shake Weight and Iron Arms. And all those ab machines that claim to give you six pack abs in no time. I thought the powerball was actually decent. I just couldn't stand the noise of it.

And then of course there's the Tug Toner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jby0I-zLj9c

kneemos

Phenomenally expensive Protein Bars.

Notavirus.exe

These products help my wallet lose weight.

endacl

Balance bands.

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the evasion_kid

Those pre-workouts than promise to send you into orbit

Ruu

Hawaii chair! Bloody hell!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9_amg-Aos4

Whitewinged

No i havent tried any. I have a threadmill at home. I dont use it religiously or anything.

Even though i have no intention of buying any of the crap that i see on those american ads where they are selling those types of stupid things like "revolutionary" gym equipment, cheap "emerald" jewelery or some doll that looks creepy and is supposed to resemble a real child, for some reason i end up watching the ad for half an hour. I like watching them try to sell it. I dont know why, its like they hypnotise you or your just thinking "how would someone be stupid enough to buy that?"

SEPT 23 1989

TV bombards you with this crap on Sunday mornings

Mr. CooL ICE

Sean T's hip hop abs, or something like that.

Sam Kade

Yo chi tea advertised as a miracle weight loss product if you check out reviews it has some nasty side effects. This is where Google is your friend, not that I need to lose weight. Eat less move more simple, free and always works.

Mr. CooL ICE

Sam Kade wrote: »

Yo chi tea advertised as a miracle weight loss product if you check out reviews it has some nasty side effects. This is where Google is your friend, not that I need to lose weight. Eat less move more simple, free and always works.

That doesn't work because a) it doesn't have a catchy name, b) it requires effort and c) won't let me drop 18 dress sizes in less than a week.

whiskeyman

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

TV bombards you with this crap on Sunday mornings

Perfect timing, as you're likely to have the fear, still reek or booze and are picking away at a kebab / pizza from the night before...

Hande hoche!

The family have an Ab King Pro rotting in the attic.

arayess

the evasion_kid wrote: »

Those pre-workouts than promise to send you into orbit

in fairness that's the only thing most of them do.
Useless for training - great for having hyper as fcuk

Knex*

Personal trainers.

endacl

Whitewinged wrote: »

I have a threadmill at home.

A lot of posters have those!

:pac:

Whitewinged

endacl wrote: »

A lot of posters have those!

:pac:

No way!

endacl

Whitewinged wrote: »

No way!

Absolutely. Some posters start at least one thread a day.

biko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKekcHMiVVg

Mister Vain

kneemos wrote: »

Phenomenally expensive Protein Bars.

If we're including supplements, I tried Methoxy Flavone and Nitric Oxide tablets. Complete waste.

Colser

A vibroplate:( most expensive clothes hanger ever.

cbyrd

Whitewinged wrote:

Even though i have no intention of buying any of the crap that i see on those american ads where they are selling those types of stupid things like "revolutionary" gym equipment, cheap "emerald" jewelery or some doll that looks creepy and is supposed to resemble a real child, for some reason i end up watching the ad for half an hour. I like watching them try to sell it. I dont know why, its like they hypnotise you or your just thinking "how would someone be stupid enough to buy that?"

That baby doll is the creepiest thing ever.
I have a treadmill.. I use it. I have weights and a bike and a vibroplate... I use the vibroplate as a cup holder cos there's none on the bike..
In my defence, it was the shop model and I got a hefty reduction on the price..

I just want to post this gif.

Holly Willoughby

http://i.imgur.com/hIh0gqA.gif

endacl

Deleted User wrote: »

I just want to post this gif.

Holly Willoughby

http://i.imgur.com/hIh0gqA.gif

Excellent gif. More please.