Do you sit on public toilet seats?

Melisandre121

Well, do you?

endacl

No. I do a handstand and hope for the best.

Mr.Plough

I put a layer of bogroll down first, but only because I enjoy peeling it off my ass afterwards.

Zombienosh

Perfect squat technique.

biko

Melisandre121 wrote: »

Well, do you?

Do you?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Melisandre121 wrote: »

Well, do you?

You first. Golden rule when creating a thread OP.

Chemical Byrne

That's if there is an actual seat on the toilet! A great number of the public toilets I've been so unfortunate to have to visit have:
- no toilet paper
- bowl choked full of tissue, fag butts and sh!te marinated in urine and vomit
- broken no toilet seat
- snots wiped all over the cubicle walls (why?)
- and the place is always absolutely flooded with piss (on occasion i've seen the depression in cistern lids to be filled with piss, wtf?

johnayo

Chemical Byrne wrote: »

That's if there is an actual seat on the toilet! A great number of the public toilets I've been so unfortunate to have to visit have:
- no toilet paper
- bowl choked full of tissue, fag butts and sh!te marinated in urine and vomit
- broken no toilet seat
- snots wiped all over the cubicle walls (why?)
- and the place is always absolutely flooded with piss (on occasion i've seen the depression in cistern lids to be filled with piss, wtf?

Oh yuk.
That just put me off my sandwich.:mad:

Chemical Byrne

What I'd love to know is this, are the ladies toilets always destroyed to the extend that the gents are? Or are deplorable toilet standards particular to males?

ancapailldorcha

Chemical Byrne wrote: »

What I'd love to know is this, are the ladies toilets always destroyed to the extend that the gents are? Or are deplorable toilet standards particular to males?

My first job was working in a hotel. The manager told me that she wanted me to check on the gents every half an hour or so during wedding parties. Upon seeing my crestfallen face she told me that I was lucky because the ladies was usually worse. Just an anecdote of course mind.

Aglomerado

ancapailldorcha wrote: »

My first job was working in a hotel. The manager told me that she wanted me to check on the gents every half an hour or so during wedding parties. Upon seeing my crestfallen face she told me that I was lucky because the ladies was usually worse. Just an anecdote of course mind.

No, anyone who cleans loos will tell you that the "ladies" are worse. Certainly in nightclubs when people are locked they don't care where the "stuff" goes; but also in workplaces ... I've seen a fair bit of floorpoo, snots, used tampons, giant unflushed logs and rivers of piss over the years in our office "ladies".

316

I lick the seat first.

The Backwards Man

ancapailldorcha wrote: »

My first job was working in a hotel. The manager told me that she wanted me to check on the gents every half an hour or so during wedding parties. Upon seeing my crestfallen face she told me that I was lucky because the ladies was usually worse. Just an anecdote of course mind.

Yep, usually disinfectant and a mop is all you need for the gents. You'd need a mini digger to tackle the ladies at times.

Notavirus.exe

Chemical Byrne wrote: »

That's if there is an actual seat on the toilet! A great number of the public toilets I've been so unfortunate to have to visit have:
- no toilet paper
- bowl choked full of tissue, fag butts and sh!te marinated in urine and vomit
- broken no toilet seat
- snots wiped all over the cubicle walls (why?)
- and the place is always absolutely flooded with piss (on occasion i've seen the depression in cistern lids to be filled with piss, wtf?

It's not my fault I wasn't potty trained!

KERSPLAT!

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