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Which hand do you hold, umm, himself with ....... whilst urinating?

TheLastMohican · 2015-09-02 15:47:41

A recent ongoing thread postulated that if right-handed you first tied up your left shoe first and vice versa. Which led me to wonder with which hand do you hold your monseigneur when taking a slash? As this is a family oriented site, please refrain from crude remarks, descriptions, length, girth etc. Thank you.

02-09-2015 3:47pm

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TheLastMohican

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A recent ongoing thread postulated that if right-handed you first tied up your left shoe first and vice versa.

Which led me to wonder with which hand do you hold your monseigneur when taking a slash?

As this is a family oriented site, please refrain from crude remarks, descriptions, length, girth etc.

Thank you.

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#2 02-09-2015 3:49pm

valoren

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Right.

And remember: More than 3 shakes at the end and you're a Wanker!

:pac:

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#3 02-09-2015 3:50pm

endacl

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Jaysus. It's come to this.

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#4 02-09-2015 3:50pm

chughes

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I'm a two hand operator.

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#5 02-09-2015 3:53pm

galljga1

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You're taking the p1ss.

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#6 02-09-2015 3:54pm

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Slow news day?

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#7 02-09-2015 3:55pm

Tombi!

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Mod: not happening.

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