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  • 31-08-2015 7:09pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭


    Going to be without a fridge on Saturday and am wondering if there is such a thing as a beer that doesn't taste like horse piss when room temperature??
    Maybe alcopops might be my only hope..
    Guidance needed from the learned AHrs..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Barely There


    Maybe some IPA's.

    Or just get a coolbox and ice cubes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭Señor Fancy Pants


    Put the beer in a container.....add water....add ice....add salt.

    Cold beer!


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ale instead of lager.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    That's the problem with modern houses, when the fridge is horsed you're fcuked. Every home should have a milkroom, a vented, uninsulated space with a bare polished pure cement floor for such occasions.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Lager doesn't survive being warmed up well at all.

    Ales, porters and stouts stand up to it much better, but ultimately all beers are going to be less than optimal at room temperature.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    That's the problem with modern houses, when the fridge is horsed you're fcuked. Every home should have a milkroom, a vented, uninsulated space with a bare polished pure cement floor for such occasions.

    I'd say it's electric picnic


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,501 ✭✭✭✭Slydice


    Stouts. Try the original large bottle of guiness. Not the draught bottles with the widgets.

    Craft brewery stouts work well like that too.

    You'd kinda want a taste for the stout though...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    That's the problem with modern houses, when the fridge is horsed you're fcuked. Every home should have a milkroom, a vented, uninsulated space with a bare polished pure cement floor for such occasions.


    Do you talk like Daniel O Donnell?
    That slow north western drawl.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭well spoken man


    Might just hit the Morgans....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,487 ✭✭✭Right Turn Clyde


    Lager doesn't survive being warmed up well at all.

    Ales, porters and stouts stand up to it much better, but ultimately all beers are going to be less than optimal at room temperature.

    Wrong. Certain beers, especially types of stout and porter, need to be served at room temperature. Chilling them even slightly compromises the beer.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,384 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Red wine.

    Or put the beer in a coconut and throw the can away.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Wrong. Certain beers, especially types of stout and porter, need to be served at room temperature. Chilling them even slightly compromises the beer.

    Nah, some beers are served at cellar temperature, which is quite warm compared to refrigerated temperatures but no beer should be served at room temperature.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Maybe some IPA's.

    No, IPAs should be cold, it's the darker ones that are nicer. Nice porter, or brown ale. Basically, hoppy = cold, malty = not so cold. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,222 ✭✭✭circadian


    kneemos wrote: »
    Do you talk like Daniel O Donnell?
    That slow north western drawl.

    I'd say its more of a fast Inishowen accent.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,683 ✭✭✭Subcomandante Marcos


    Stouts, Red Ales, belgian reds and dark beers, brown ales, that sort o thing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    If it has to be drank at room temperature, red wine is your only man op.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Going to be without a fridge on Saturday and am wondering if there is such a thing as a beer that doesn't taste like horse piss when room temperature??
    Maybe alcopops might be my only hope..
    Guidance needed from the learned AHrs..

    Your f*cked.

    Ask neighbours to mind it?


    Garage?

    Bury in garden.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,384 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Your f*cked.

    Ask neighbours to mind it?


    Garage?

    Bury in garden.

    Electric Picnic...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,487 ✭✭✭Right Turn Clyde


    Nah, some beers are served at cellar temperature, which is quite warm compared to refrigerated temperatures but no beer should be served at room temperature.

    You're quite right. My mistake. I was equating 'room temperature' with 'not refrigerated', and of course that's wrong.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Porters and Stouts are best served at 8 degrees, so some bars will even have a dedicated fridge for them.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad


    Slydice wrote: »
    Stouts. Try the original large bottle of guiness. Not the draught bottles with the widgets.

    Craft brewery stouts work well like that too.

    You'd kinda want a taste for the stout though...

    I remember years ago, the older men would put Guinness stout bottles beside the fire to heat them up before they drank them.

    And there was an ale called Phoenix which was brewed in Waterford, but was also popular in Donegal.. the pubs would just store the bottles on the shelf of the bar, un-refrigerated.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭the_barfly1


    if its for EP, bavaria and prazky are both grand at straight-outta-the-tent temperature, moreso than the usual suspects. If you like cider, bulmers in a box is good because the cardboard does a decent enough job of insulating the cans once its been chilled beforehand. Honourable mentions to both Tyskie and Zvwiec beers for unchilled festival fare.
    I personally wouldn't recommend craft for a festival unless you've got a cooler or are expecting chilly weather. It also is very strong if you're having it at a festival, where the goal (personally) is to keep a consistent beer buzz goin without getting sh1tfaced. Its also very expensive. Use the few bob you save buying cheap cans to buy a few nice chilled beers at the bar.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I remember years ago, the older men would put Guinness stout bottles beside the fire to heat them up before they drank them.

    And there was an ale called Phoenix which was brewed in Waterford, but was also popular in Donegal.. the pubs would just store the bottles on the shelf of the bar, un-refrigerated.
    Best way to drink a bottle of stout is to stick a hot poker in the neck just before you drink it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,299 ✭✭✭moc moc a moc


    I never realised we had such a hipster infestation on AH.

    Arguing about the exact degree a fupping beer should be drunk at. Jesus wept.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,017 ✭✭✭johnny osbourne


    have u tried heroin?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭well spoken man


    have u tried heroin?

    Ermmm. Many.not to my taste though....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    It's beer. Buy ice and a freezer bag. No need for hipsterish game of beer-connoisseur top trumps.
    Man On 8th Craft Beer No Longer Concerned With Full Bodied Hoppy Flavour

    "Once you get by 11, he stops sniffing his beer before he drinks it, he stops swirling it around in his mouth before swallowing it. And he sure as **** stops rattling on about how it tastes like freshly cut grass or smushed blackcurrants or Rancheros or some **** like that".

    WWN.com


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Belgian Tripels ftw.

    Here's a guide to serving temperatures.

    http://www.ratebeer.com/Story.asp?StoryID=479


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,208 ✭✭✭keithclancy


    Bishops Finger or Old Speckled Hen are fine when room temperature


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭well spoken man


    Just heard pear cider with blackcurrant added is quite drinkable at room temp....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,427 ✭✭✭Dr Strange


    Never had 🺠beer. What's it like?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    Best way to drink a bottle of stout is to stick a hot poker in the neck just before you drink it.

    And have the fecking thing explode on you??!!??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Bishops Finger or Old Speckled Hen are fine when room temperature

    I have a few of these in the house...they are much better at room temperature. They are nice , but you would not be drinking a rake of them in one sitting!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    pint bottles of Guinness


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad


    And have the fecking thing explode on you??!!??

    I had heard of this a long time ago but never thought to investigate.. so I just Googled it and found some mention of the poker trick here.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Or you know, just don't buy home any beer..










    Pub all day drinking is your only man.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Summer wind


    Forget the beer because lovely vodka is soooo much nicer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,683 ✭✭✭Subcomandante Marcos


    Links234 wrote: »
    Porters and Stouts are best served at 8 degrees, so some bars will even have a dedicated fridge for them.

    8's a bit cold for stout or a porter to be honest, that would still be quite cold to the touch, your fridge is 4c like.

    8 is good for something like a pale ale or Lambics.

    Cellar temp is +/- 14c, that's a good range for a good stout or porter or things like Double IPA's or Barley Wines.


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