2 weeks, limitless funds. What would you do?

ash777

Funds would be limitless for the set period of 2 weeks only. :P

Specialun

Buy some sticky tape

mikedoherty99

Coke and hookers

the evasion_kid

Hire some midget waiters to carry around silver platters of cocaine for me and my guests

donegaLroad

the City of London stock exchange.. and give someone who knows what they are doing all the dosh. 50:50 split on all gains.

Mr_Muffin

Build a space station and fly around the universe looking for a aliens.

Donate billions to my favourite charities.

Buy stuff for myself.

Buy stuff for others.

That just about covers it.

KERSPLAT!

I was short about €2 for a Chinese earlier so I'd probably get my Chinese, maybe get a long tray since I'd have spare cash I suppose

clappyhappy

I would pay off all mortgages and any loads of all my family, friends and myself. Then set up a high interest savings for them. That's all!!

Links234

Build a death star

Banjo String

Go to Bundoran and par-taaay.

donegaLroad

Banjo String wrote: »

Go to Bundoran and par-taaay.

lol!

The_Valeyard

Build a massive self sufficient underground bunker to survive the zombie apocalypse.

The Backwards Man

Banjo String wrote: »

Go to Bundoran and par-taaay.

You better hope you get your unlimited funds before I do, I'm bulldozing Bundoran.

And then I'll build a sixty foot electrified wall around Donegal.

Aineoil

I'd donate the money to boards and troll for 2 weeks.

boobar

Stop obsessively collecting those €10 off a €50 euro shop in lidl and aldi and getting bollo&ked out of in Bargain Alerts for asking what paper are the coupons in this week

twowheelsonly

Not sure what I'd do but I'm sure my Mrs would have a good idea.

She's been acting like it's been limitless for the last 28 years so it'd be nothing new for her

Banjo String

The Backwards Man wrote: »

You better hope you get your unlimited funds before I do, I'm bulldozing Bundoran.

And then I'll build a sixty foot electrified wall around Donegal.

Got the sudden urge to look up this choone sir.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL_PXBt85rY

Filmer Paradise

If it's in the right time window, I could become President of the United States.

Imagine that. Leader of the free world!!!!

Paradise awaits you & I mean that most sincerely folks.:cool:

The_Valeyard

Aineoil wrote: »

I'd donate the money to boards and troll for 2 weeks.

Or buy boards.ie

Get the IP addresses of everyone on here that you do not like and have them all killed.

ComfortKid

I'd save like a bastard for the 2 weeks then live the rest of my life in style!

Aineoil

The Backwards Man wrote: »

And then I'll build a sixty foot electrified wall around Donegal.

Why would you need to build a wall?:D

Sure aren't you hemmed in from the republic with the exception of Leitrim.

FourFourRED

Withdraw all funds to bank. Sleep for 2 weeks.

Filmer Paradise

ComfortKid wrote: »

I'd save like a bastard for the 2 weeks then live the rest of my life in style!

Obvious answer.

That's what I would do too!

That sh1te I said about being President was all nonsense really.....

Aineoil

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Or buy boards.ie

Get the IP addresses of everyone on here that you do not like and have them all killed.

Hmmm, Remember "Pinky and the Brain". You are the Brain. I'll be Pinky.

Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!

Filmer Paradise

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Or buy boards.ie

Get the IP addresses of everyone on here that you do not like and have them all killed.

I read this post in an Eoin Love off Fr Ted voice.:D

john the one

Pay for a load of hookers and eat as many arseholes as possible!

Summer wind

Pay all my friends and families mortgages and bills and my own. Then Vegas baby:)

fuzzypickle

I'd get myself a house!

Hammer89

Firstly, I'd set up a competition called Ireland's Nicest Gee in an effort to find, well, Ireland's nicest gee. The winner of said competition, and the proud owner of said gee, would walk away with €9,000 and something that money can't buy: the Eggheads' reputation, and the title of the Eire's nicest gee.

blinding

It would take me two weeks to work out what to do……………..Oh fook its too late…..aagghhh

osarusan

What happens after 2 weeks?

Death?

Or the money just dries up?

Richard Hillman

I would get a couple of those darts walk in girls to follow my every move. And also somebody to play music for went I enter into a room.

CruelCoin

Limitless funds?

Donate Infinity Trillion Dollars to Nasa/ESA, on condition that I get to choose the projects and how they are run.

None of this earth magnetic field, topography survey/ozone hole nonsense.

Nothing but probes. Probez 4 dayz.

After that? Dunno. Be the first man to masturbate on Pluto?

biko

I'd buy Gran Canaria and live there forever.

Akrasia

I'd get world peace, and cure cancer, and then I'd wish for 3 more wishes

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Limitless funds? Then, I'd stand at a street corner and give every person I see limitless funds.

zl1whqvjs75cdy

Since money would be unlimited it would lose its value entirely and the world economy may collapse. So probably buy a gun for starters.

Aisling(",)

I'd fly to Peru and do the Inca trail.

After I've bought myself a house and sorted everyone I like out for life though.

thevinylword

The Backwards Man wrote: »

You better hope you get your unlimited funds before I do, I'm bulldozing Bundoran.

And then I'll build a sixty foot electrified wall around Donegal.

On the first day I'd fix the road through Buttevant 'cos it's atrocious.

Then on the last day I'd level the place 'cos it's a dangleberry on the a*sehole of Ireland.

sobeitamen

The Backwards Man wrote: »

You better hope you get your unlimited funds before I do, I'm bulldozing Bundoran.

And then I'll build a sixty foot electrified wall around Donegal.

Grand idea to keep the rest of us safe

Autonomous Cowherd

I would buy all the equipment I need to make independent films (including editing etc.) and then I would go to North West of China to the Tibetan plateau and start there with the two weeks thing, filming and making documentaries, and donating random large sums to communities all along the way so they could manifest their dreams... and then....even after the access to infinite money was gone, I'd just keep moving along, wherever the road took me, making little films, because that's what I'd like to do

(plus spares...like ...I'd buy spares so if things broke I would not be left high and dry.)

Maximus Alexander

I would build tonnes of affordable housing in Dublin, along with some high rise apartment blocks in the city and docklands, which I would sell at cost price. Then I'd pay off the national debt.

And buy a Lambourghini and about 2 tons of gold.

sobeitamen

feed and house and LOVE every street child, abandoned baby in the whole wide world...... buy enough food to go on feeding them ...enough medicine and medical care the same...enough for every single lost innocent..because it isnt fair that any should die for lack of food and basic medical care.. NOT FAIR...

LuckyLloyd

Sort yourself and your family out for life yadda, yadda then take off to Vegas. Job done.

cocaliquid

I would pay people to flick Ryan Tubridy ears for 2 weeks. With every every successful attempt i would make a large donation to charity.

The simple pleasure in life