Things that happen on family sun holidays

When the Sun Hits

The Mother talking "as gaeilge" so other people can't listen in on the conversation, usually done when giving out!

Spending hours walking around looking for a place to eat until everyone gets pissed off and the big family fight happens.

Ignoring the old lady's advice to put on sun cream only to get very badly sun burned.


What things would happen on your family sun holidays?

biko

Rain

"If everyone doesn't stop squabbling, I'm driving straight into the next wall I see!"

The daddy behind the wheel.

Ruu

Some family member goes missing.

The Backwards Man

I'm from Donegal. A Sun holiday was only doing half a day in the bog so you could get to the hay in the afternoon instead!

0byme75341jo28

Some drunk cúnt in a county GAA Jersey (usually Mayo) starts trying to shift your mother while your dad's in the jacks.

Ruu

Ruu wrote: »

Some family member goes missing.

My brother got stuck in a loo in a service station in Stevenage, and nobody noticed until we'd driven a good 10 miles away.

Dad grudgingly went back and got him!

0byme75341jo28

Being ran into by a naked four year old.

Spanish Eyes

Bet the mother with the sunscreen wishes she was on holiday on her own.

FEK off kids, I am on holidays here. This is some holiday for MEEEEEEE!

0byme75341jo28

Crying in the bathroom because you realise your life isn't worth living.

Squidgy Black

The fat bald English fella who insists on getting up to sing a rendition of sweet carolines on karaoke.

Followed by the fat Irish fella belting his lungs out to Oh Danny Boy.

Anthony Wide Eyeliner

Anthony Wide Eyeliner wrote: »

Crying in the bathroom because you realise your life isn't worth living.

Ah

Squidgy Black

The one little prick whose ma let them drink (usually a smirnoff ice or half pint if they were lucky) and boasted about it for the rest of the night.

wendell borton

Opening the fudge too hard and getting involved in a street fight with a gang of Turkish shopkeeps.

Lyaiera

Not knowing what to do on the beach after you've been for four swims and dug a hole big enough to collapse in on itself.

Mr. Incognito

Thinly veiled we could afford to go abroad thread.


Laaaaa deeee daaaaa

Three weeks out playing on the road while the parents slept in on the weekends.

Out foreign me hole

Chucken

wendell borton wrote: »

Opening the fudge too hard and getting involved in a street fight with a gang of Turkish shopkeeps.

:eek:

What would have happened if it was a fridge?!!!!

54and56

Anthony Wide Eyeliner wrote: »

Some drunk cúnt in a county GAA Jersey (usually Mayo) starts trying to shift your mother while your dad's in the jacks.

Classic, absolute classic right there!!

Chucken

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Thinly veiled we could afford to go abroad thread.


Laaaaa deeee daaaaa

Three weeks out playing on the road while the parents slept in on the weekends.

Out foreign me hole

Showing your age there Mr. I

brevity

Putting money on the edge of the pool table so everyone knows its your turn next.

Passport/Money/Child goes missing briefly only to be found 10 minutes later.

Sunburn.

****ing sand everywhere.

Can't drink the tap water.

Can't flush the toilet paper. Has to go in the bin beside the toilet.

boobar

Try to look like a know it all telling everyone paella is a lovely bread....

Listen to them give out like f&ck while trying to eat it...

Wacker The Attacker

speaking in broken English in a non English speaking nation in the vain hope that they'll understand what you're saying