Hypothetical Question

One More Toy

Say you're visiting your friends house for the night and take a dump in the ensuite. Alas the dump is stuck and will not move well under the water line yet is still visible. Say you have no plunger at hand.

What would you do in this (hypothetical) scenario?

Miley30

I'd probably rub one out

PandaPoo

Throw it out the window and hope it doesn't land on the velux window on the conservatory roof.

Tigger

Get the dog stuck in my fly

uch

Hypothetical Answer, tough shít

DoYouEvenLift

Only one thing you could do - Snapchat it

Atlantic Dawn

Set the place ablaze and hope when everyone is out the place falls to the ground and no toilet evidence is left.

c_man

Get the metal clothes hanger out...

Ruu

Just leg it!

justchecked

camouflage it with lots of toilet paper.


you need to be more descriptive, is this an anchor or a floater.

or just a kind of poker-outer / two flusher.


if its an oversize you can use the 'blast it with piss' option. (+1 manliness, - 5 self respect)

Pink Lemons

Pick it out, put it in my pocket and wait till I could dispose of it later on in a safe area. Manners cost nothing.

NachoBusiness

Add water from the tap / shower.

uch

Pink Lemons wrote: »

Pick it out, put it in my pocket and wait till I could dispose of it later on in a safe area. Manners cost nothing.

You'd put a brown log in yer pocket ? crusty bollix

Cookie_Dough

Blame someone else? If flushing fails just close the lid and hope they don't notice until after you leave? You should have just used the main bathroom OP, en suites don't deserve that!

Pink Lemons

uch wrote: »

You'd put a brown log in yer pocket ? crusty bollix

Sure don't I have two of them!

Links234

**** what everyone else says, own it, be proud of that ****, be downright triumphant!

The Randy Riverbeast

If they own a cat, dog or child put it in the litter box or in the middle of the carpet and blame them.

Th0mas Shelby

Put it in the cistern or else eat it . Scrub any skid marks with their toothbrush to clean up the scene of the crime.

Overheal

Explain that something has come up and we can no longer be friends, don't call me.

blinding

Is there any canvas handy. There is really an opportunity for some modern art here.

What a stimulating surprise this will be for you host in the morning.

A nicely sited piece of modern art produced by you with only a little effort. I hope its appreciated.

Savage Tyrant

I'd opt to stamp the fúcker down into the bowl..... Then wipe your feet on the carpet when you get out.... Jobbie done.

Omackeral

This.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwcVJMvVWDA

aaronjumper

Let them know but slide it into casual conversation.
"Hey I broke your toilet, what's for breakfast?"

Robsweezie

Say you have to leave, look them dead in the eye and say "bad things are afloat" then skidaddle.

BMJD

You need to hypothetically ask yourself if you really want to be hypothetical friends with someone who owns such a weak-ass mother****er of a jacks.

blinding

Do you have semtex with you ?

TheBody

Start your own "Bobby Sands" style dirty protest.