What will I call my coffee brand?

token101

I've decided in the last 10 minutes I'm going to become a coffee roaster and beat Nespresso at their own game. What will I call my coffee brand?

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Token

Mespresso.

patsypantaloni

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Mespresso.

Mehspresso, surely?!

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!

Cáfí....Irish twist on it

kneemos

I like you decisiveness.

MightyMandarin

"Tay for posh c*nts" has a nice ring to it.

kneemos

CILLET BANG!!

Sell like hot buns.

Wacker The Attacker

Donkey Scutter in a cup

token101

I like the Irish twist and grants are appealing. What about the Crú Bean? I could go hip and gangsta and call it the Krew Bean, get 50 Cent in on the act? He needs the money. 'Yo mofos wake yourself with some Krew Bean y'all'.

Stheno

token101 wrote: »

I've decided in the last 10 minutes I'm going to become a coffee roaster and beat Nespresso at their own game. What will I call my coffee brand?

Will you be compliant with laws for you to produce the magic milk capsules that turn my tassimo machine into a machine that makes me pretend Costa latte?

On a serious note, I reckon there's a masssive gap in that market.

I've a Tassimo, and it makes a china cup sized latte, when working at home I get through about six of them.

I'd easily pay a 50% premium for 12 - 16 oz lattes compared to their six ounce offerings, and you'd make a substantial margin



Call it "Big it up your favourite coffee at home"

Or just "big it up" and have a tagline comparing it to a venti at starbucks or a massimo at costa

Actually better yet, "Grande!"

Jaypers, might I have a future in marketing?

token101

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Donkey Scutter in a cup

Can't see Waitrose liking that one...

Stheno

token101 wrote: »

Can't see Waitrose liking that one...

I can see them loving "Grande" and giving it premium mid level shelf positioning?

5rtytry56

"Moken"

concatination of "Mocha + Token"

For ice coffee version:

"Froken"

Concatination of frozen and token.

token101

Stheno wrote: »

I can see them loving "Grande" and giving it premium mid level shelf positioning?

We're top or nothing

Junkyard Tom

'Daily Grind'

johnnyskeleton

"Bowel Rincer".

Lets be honest, thats why we really drink the stuff

Stheno

token101 wrote: »

We're top or nothing

Exactly it's the snob factor to an extent

But it's snob factor with an instant tie in to bigger coffees, which at present are not available in the likes of tassimo machines, just check the coffee forum for threads about "large coffees"

Now here, I've just realised I'm imparting valuable market research here.

Is there anything in this for me?

irish_stevo815

"One half of the morning beverage and cigarette duo"....... I could see it catching on quick

Stheno

irish_stevo815 wrote: »

"One half of the morning beverage and cigarette duo"....... I could see it catching on quick

No way. I'm a smoker, and it's a complete non runner. As a smoker I'm trying to quit, associate your brand with me smoking and I'll dump you as soon as I get that vaping kit.

I want that takeaway cup that marks me out as the non Insomnia/Costa/Starbucks drinker

martyos121

Grey packaging, grey advertisements, grey coffee granules..

Depresso.

donegaLroad

who is your target market op?

5rtytry56

"Poken" coffee

-Keep you awake all the way through that 48 hour Poker game.

You need to sign up an actor too like David Niven who featured in a coffee advert when I was small.
Only he'd be like Father Jack from Father Ted.

pablo128

Koffee.

Or Coughy?:pac:

Rayne Wooney

donegaLroad wrote: »

who is your target market op?

Coffee drinkers

Call Me Jimmy

Cafe Ole

then shtick Jackies Army on for a bit of emotionally manipulative marketing (is there any other kind whewhe), people will associate your coffee with the wonderful feelings they or their parents had during that memorable time and say to themselves 'I want to drink that'

Cha- ching


references:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5PT65I2ny8

The_Valeyard

Coca Cocaine Coffee.

My boyfriend wants to make his own black pudding. He's going to call it Mac's Black. (His surname is Mac Somthing). I am now apparently supposed to call him Mac in the bedroom.

Good luck!

PrettyBoy

Deleted User wrote: »

My boyfriend wants to make his own black pudding. He's going to call it Mac's Black. (His surname is Mac Somthing).

If you're going to keep seeing each other you should really learn his surname.

Cookie_Monster

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

'Daily Grind'

taken by Coca Cola iirc

PrettyBoy

PrettyBoy wrote: »

If you're going to keep seeing each other you should really learn his surname.

Ok, I didn't actually laugh out loud, but still funniest thing I've seen on the interwebs tonight. Tuesdays are a slow night.

ETA: Can you imagine if we got hitched... your name is what? Mac... I dunno? Mac Idanno.

Ruu

Cowdung Coffee.

syklops

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! wrote: »

Cáfí....Irish twist on it

Cáfí Anon: The International twist.




Too subtle for many I suppose.

PandaPoo

Flick the bean.

ChunkyLover54

Deleted User wrote: »

My boyfriend wants to make his own black pudding. He's going to call it Mac's Black. (His surname is Mac Somthing). I am now apparently supposed to call him Mac in the bedroom.

Good luck!

Why does he want to be called 'Mac in the bedroom'? That's random.

PARlance

token101 wrote: »

I've decided in the last 10 minutes I'm going to become a coffee roaster and beat Nespresso at their own game. What will I call my coffee brand?

O'presso
A play on an Irish surname and our oppressed heritage.
Marketing campaign to begin Easter 2016 to mark the century of The Rising.

Here, while I'm at it I'll give you a tag line.
"O'presso, the ground down coffee"

syklops

Depression in Ireland is on the rise. How about Anti-D'epresso?

Vandango

patsypantaloni wrote: »

Mehspresso, surely?!

No, he said mespresso and don't call him Shirley.

pickarooney

Develop a blend with a delayed caffeine kick so it starts working when you do. Call it
Perk U Later

jamesbere

Call it cum.


"i've been dying all day for a shot of cum"

"give me a cum hit my good sir"

"can I have milk with my cum"


I think you can see where I'm going with this

osarusan

Cheeky coffee - get this guy involved for your ad campaign. It's a certain winner.