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let's make a pop song

  • 18-08-2015 8:32pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭


    " we in the club, popping bottles all night, yeah yeah, til we see the sun light "

    Add a lyric :-)


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭john the one


    I predict a riot!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Games night cancelled, only singing if the grammar's right,

    What a load of cobblers, nothing on the box?.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    This sonnng is a load offff shhhh*ite.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    I predict a riot!

    I don't know much....but I know love you.....tube


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Do you want your auld lobby washed down conshine?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    My lovely horse, running through the field.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭john the one


    Let it snow, let it snow, cos here i am!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    Let's not!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,816 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    Now 3 of the wheels were triangular and the forth one was off a tinkers cart that collapsed in phoinex Park....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Are you the woman who killed the child?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    "I see you there/Ya got gum in ya hair. You be so fly, you're more fly than the flies in my house/You got more booty than a Nissan Micra/I wanna take you to Whelan's for a cheeky pint-a/ I see ya in the morn/Not before dawn/I cook ya a fry with Granby sossies and perhaps an egg!"

    I got dis bro, brap brap.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I know this pain


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Worst lyrics ever.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Why do you lock yourself up in these chains?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 574 ✭✭✭18MonthsaSlave


    "Barbara Steisand".
    Job done.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    No one can change your life except for you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    How about a poll to lock this down before the sanity inspector locks us up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Don't ever let anyone step all over you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Into The Blue


    I spend my life on the move
    My life on the road, town to town
    City to city, time zone to time zone
    Success keeps you busy
    So I can't complain how life is
    But in a life like this you tend to develop some vices
    My wife is my life and I'd never cheat on her
    But there are one or two things I do keep from her
    I have my addictions or rather my addictions have me
    Sometimes the shadow of my shadow is, all I can be
    I find my self alone in different hotel rooms just me and my thoughts
    And that milk stained moon
    I'm drawn to walk the street as my heart rate rises
    A heavy coat, a scarf, a hat all become my disguises
    I made it known I suffer from nosebleeds and migraines
    To explain the occasional mood swings and blood stains
    There are over a thousand people murdered in this world each day
    So as I drift from town to town nobody looks my way
    Its an addiction and I ain't proud of it
    But the power you feel there's no cloud in it
    The fear before the fact, as they know some things wrong
    The vain attempt to scream their muffled swan song
    The struggle, the shock in their eyes
    My grip around their throat as all their hope dies
    The sudden loss of breath there is no thrill equal
    My name is Johnny Depp and I kill people

    The fear
    The scream
    The struggle
    The shock

    You ****ers never saw it coming who'd of thunk it or thought it
    It be ignored like the ramblings of a drunk if you'd report it
    My performances are greeted with plaudits and laughter
    If you caught me red handed you probably think it stigmata
    Success sucks less than standard existence
    But when you exceed the standard dreams what becomes of our ambitions
    The average man can dream dreams of a path he's never walked
    But when that path's your day to day your dreams become warped

    The fear
    The scream
    The struggle
    The shock

    People underestimate the value of dreaming
    That which you aspire to provides a roof, a ceiling
    In particular the dreams that there's no way of achieving
    Like, I wanna' be Brad Pitt or something equally fleeting
    I can't aspire to such things the deeper I must delve
    And then the the only guide I have to life becomes myself
    This was always gonna' happen
    In fact I'll be surprised if I'm the first
    This kind of success and power is bound to bring out the worst
    With success come power and great success has been given me
    And with great power, comes great ****ability
    I'm a good husband though, I've never cheated on my wife
    Despite opportunities I live a monogamous life
    My addictions manifest, in a darker form
    If the heart is a house then I have a blood stained lawn
    My public portraits immaculate but there's blood on the easel
    MY NAME IS JOHNNY DEPP AND I KILL PEOPLE


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Just open your heart and your mind


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 296 ✭✭Noodles81


    Gonna galavant in me hotpantz/ lookin real hot/ down in d spot/ uhuh yeah baaabbyyy yeah uhuh/

    Gonna go all night/ love take a hike/ Wanna dance in d moonlight/ uhuh yeah honey uhuh/

    The square root of 16 yo is 4/ Am gonna be on d dancefloor/ Mop me brow bro/ Til I tell ya stop mofo/ uhuh yeah u know u know...uhoh/ uhoh//

    🎶🎶😉


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,311 ✭✭✭BreadnBuddha


    The lyrical miracle ain't gonna happen for these dribbling fools
    Writing words that hit takes great penmanship, and other eloquent tools
    Still trying to read Ann and Barry and wishing their parents were married
    These bitch bastids got

    Balls the size of peanuts, twinky sized penises
    Big Titties and beards, you' horny you' freak weird bitch, watching them - with their -
    Balls the size of peanuts, twinky dick flip flap flop penises and their klickety klack sh1tflicking craptalkin' keyboards - and their bullspit boards usernames - lame -

    Fools.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    We have no potatoes, daddy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,676 ✭✭✭dirkmeister


    Because tonight we're forever young


    Hey Mr. DJ turn my song up





    *You must sing this in an annoying Kesha voice*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Ooooooooooh

    Aaaaaaaaaaah

    Dooby doo Waah Waah!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    There she was Just a **** in AH

    Singin' doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy ****


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea


    [breathyvoice] i need to tell ya somethin' [/breathyvoice]


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,569 ✭✭✭Special Circumstances


    [Pitbull] dale! [/pitbull]


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea


    JASON DERUUUUUUUULOOOOO!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,569 ✭✭✭Special Circumstances


    JASON DERUUUUUUUULOOOOO!

    I don't understand?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 450 ✭✭RomanKnows


    And now, the end is near;
    And so I face the final curtain.
    My friend, I'll say it clear,
    I'll state my case, of which I'm certain.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 296 ✭✭Noodles81


    John Snoooooowah, we shoulda staayed in the caave. You knoah nothinh John Snooooooowah.

    I saayyy John Snoooooowah...we should a...we should a...zig a zig....aahhh...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭Deep Six


    How many balls can you juggle in your mouth?
    (Ooh baby, ooh baby)
    How many dizzicks until you pass out?
    (Baby oooh, baby oooh)
    I love you baby baby, you make my dick spray gravy
    Oooh. Oooh
    I love you baby baby, please pretend you're in the navy
    Oooh oooh
    *flick hair*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    La La La.....La La La La La....La La La.....La La La La La.

    La La La.....La La La La La......La La La.....La La La La La.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    I'm gonna put my body on your body, then you're gonna put your body on my body, oh yeah so sexy all night.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    ooooooooooooh BODY FORM- BODY FORM for YoUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    La La La.....La La La La La....La La La.....La La La La La.

    La La La.....La La La La La......La La La.....La La La La La.



    AND FADE............


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    La La La.....La La La La La....La La La.....La La La La La.

    La La La.....La La La La La......La La La.....La La La La La.



    AND FADE............

    Inspiring. Thank you.:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,488 ✭✭✭Andre 3000


    Taking inspiration from a recent song that would make ya want to drown yourself in absinthe:

    Hello...how are things...I need two milk and some flour for the baking
    Hello...can you hear me? Cmon ya f*cking bollox I need the milk for the baking
    Hello...pick up the phone or I'll kick your backside
    Hello...f*ck ya so you're not getting any pies

    Fin


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Boats n ho's!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,764 ✭✭✭cml387


    There's no place quite like Eye ur land.
    That's what we can all say,
    her fields and lurvly mountains,
    Thank god each day I pray.
    From the streams and glens of Antrim,
    To the town of Carciveen,
    I lurve my dear old country.
    It's the place that I know well.

    Obligatory pedal steel guitar break,with accordian and snare drum


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,114 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Do you really wanna hurt me?
    Do you really wanna make me cry?

    You do? OK.
    Don't need teeth anyway.
    I can see you're angry,
    But I'll still need a hankie
    When your fist breaks my nose
    And the floor is way too close.
    Do you think I can pass
    On the big boot up my ass?
    No?

    Yes you really wanna hurt me.
    Yes you really wanna make me cry.
    (Repeat) Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ...

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Snuff a stripper and snort coke off her dead baps,
    Kill my neighbour because I want my f*cking shed back,
    He'll get his leg snapped, then his head smacked, before I do a big piss on his prayer mat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    You got me feelin all hot under the collar, can't wait to slip under the covers with you, oh touch me, kiss me, make me feel like tonight is our night


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