let's make a pop song

Robsweezie

" we in the club, popping bottles all night, yeah yeah, til we see the sun light "

Add a lyric :-)

john the one

I predict a riot!

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Games night cancelled, only singing if the grammar's right,

What a load of cobblers, nothing on the box?.....

The_Valeyard

This sonnng is a load offff shhhh*ite.

Galway K9

john the one wrote: »

I predict a riot!

I don't know much....but I know love you.....tube

Banjo String

Do you want your auld lobby washed down conshine?

the groutch

My lovely horse, running through the field.

john the one

Let it snow, let it snow, cos here i am!!

eamonnq

Let's not!

drunkmonkey

Now 3 of the wheels were triangular and the forth one was off a tinkers cart that collapsed in phoinex Park....

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Are you the woman who killed the child?

fussyonion

"I see you there/Ya got gum in ya hair. You be so fly, you're more fly than the flies in my house/You got more booty than a Nissan Micra/I wanna take you to Whelan's for a cheeky pint-a/ I see ya in the morn/Not before dawn/I cook ya a fry with Granby sossies and perhaps an egg!"

I got dis bro, brap brap.

The Backwards Man

I know this pain

Banjo String

Worst lyrics ever.

The Backwards Man

Why do you lock yourself up in these chains?

18MonthsaSlave

"Barbara Steisand".
Job done.

The Backwards Man

No one can change your life except for you

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

How about a poll to lock this down before the sanity inspector locks us up.

The Backwards Man

Don't ever let anyone step all over you

Into The Blue

I spend my life on the move
My life on the road, town to town
City to city, time zone to time zone
Success keeps you busy
So I can't complain how life is
But in a life like this you tend to develop some vices
My wife is my life and I'd never cheat on her
But there are one or two things I do keep from her
I have my addictions or rather my addictions have me
Sometimes the shadow of my shadow is, all I can be
I find my self alone in different hotel rooms just me and my thoughts
And that milk stained moon
I'm drawn to walk the street as my heart rate rises
A heavy coat, a scarf, a hat all become my disguises
I made it known I suffer from nosebleeds and migraines
To explain the occasional mood swings and blood stains
There are over a thousand people murdered in this world each day
So as I drift from town to town nobody looks my way
Its an addiction and I ain't proud of it
But the power you feel there's no cloud in it
The fear before the fact, as they know some things wrong
The vain attempt to scream their muffled swan song
The struggle, the shock in their eyes
My grip around their throat as all their hope dies
The sudden loss of breath there is no thrill equal
My name is Johnny Depp and I kill people

The fear
The scream
The struggle
The shock

You ****ers never saw it coming who'd of thunk it or thought it
It be ignored like the ramblings of a drunk if you'd report it
My performances are greeted with plaudits and laughter
If you caught me red handed you probably think it stigmata
Success sucks less than standard existence
But when you exceed the standard dreams what becomes of our ambitions
The average man can dream dreams of a path he's never walked
But when that path's your day to day your dreams become warped

The fear
The scream
The struggle
The shock

People underestimate the value of dreaming
That which you aspire to provides a roof, a ceiling
In particular the dreams that there's no way of achieving
Like, I wanna' be Brad Pitt or something equally fleeting
I can't aspire to such things the deeper I must delve
And then the the only guide I have to life becomes myself
This was always gonna' happen
In fact I'll be surprised if I'm the first
This kind of success and power is bound to bring out the worst
With success come power and great success has been given me
And with great power, comes great ****ability
I'm a good husband though, I've never cheated on my wife
Despite opportunities I live a monogamous life
My addictions manifest, in a darker form
If the heart is a house then I have a blood stained lawn
My public portraits immaculate but there's blood on the easel
MY NAME IS JOHNNY DEPP AND I KILL PEOPLE

The Backwards Man

Just open your heart and your mind

Noodles81

Gonna galavant in me hotpantz/ lookin real hot/ down in d spot/ uhuh yeah baaabbyyy yeah uhuh/

Gonna go all night/ love take a hike/ Wanna dance in d moonlight/ uhuh yeah honey uhuh/

The square root of 16 yo is 4/ Am gonna be on d dancefloor/ Mop me brow bro/ Til I tell ya stop mofo/ uhuh yeah u know u know...uhoh/ uhoh//

🎶🎶😉

BreadnBuddha

The lyrical miracle ain't gonna happen for these dribbling fools
Writing words that hit takes great penmanship, and other eloquent tools
Still trying to read Ann and Barry and wishing their parents were married
These bitch bastids got

Balls the size of peanuts, twinky sized penises
Big Titties and beards, you' horny you' freak weird bitch, watching them - with their -
Balls the size of peanuts, twinky dick flip flap flop penises and their klickety klack sh1tflicking craptalkin' keyboards - and their bullspit boards usernames - lame -

Fools.

Fr_Dougal

We have no potatoes, daddy.

dirkmeister

Because tonight we're forever young


Hey Mr. DJ turn my song up





*You must sing this in an annoying Kesha voice*

suicide_circus

Ooooooooooh

Aaaaaaaaaaah

Dooby doo Waah Waah!

Wacker The Attacker

There she was Just a **** in AH

Singin' doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy ****

biko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijr4rwb2WbE

we'llallhavetea

[breathyvoice] i need to tell ya somethin' [/breathyvoice]

Special Circumstances

[Pitbull] dale! [/pitbull]

we'llallhavetea

JASON DERUUUUUUUULOOOOO!

Special Circumstances

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

JASON DERUUUUUUUULOOOOO!

I don't understand?

RomanKnows

And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, I'll say it clear,
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain.

Noodles81

John Snoooooowah, we shoulda staayed in the caave. You knoah nothinh John Snooooooowah.

I saayyy John Snoooooowah...we should a...we should a...zig a zig....aahhh...

Deep Six

How many balls can you juggle in your mouth?
(Ooh baby, ooh baby)
How many dizzicks until you pass out?
(Baby oooh, baby oooh)
I love you baby baby, you make my dick spray gravy
Oooh. Oooh
I love you baby baby, please pretend you're in the navy
Oooh oooh
*flick hair*

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

La La La.....La La La La La....La La La.....La La La La La.

La La La.....La La La La La......La La La.....La La La La La.

Robsweezie

I'm gonna put my body on your body, then you're gonna put your body on my body, oh yeah so sexy all night.

C.K Dexter Haven

ooooooooooooh BODY FORM- BODY FORM for YoUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

La La La.....La La La La La....La La La.....La La La La La.

La La La.....La La La La La......La La La.....La La La La La.



AND FADE............

C.K Dexter Haven

Bridget Modern Skipper wrote: »

La La La.....La La La La La....La La La.....La La La La La.

La La La.....La La La La La......La La La.....La La La La La.



AND FADE............

Inspiring. Thank you.:)

Andre 3000

Taking inspiration from a recent song that would make ya want to drown yourself in absinthe:

Hello...how are things...I need two milk and some flour for the baking
Hello...can you hear me? Cmon ya f*cking bollox I need the milk for the baking
Hello...pick up the phone or I'll kick your backside
Hello...f*ck ya so you're not getting any pies

Fin

smash

Boats n ho's!

cml387

There's no place quite like Eye ur land.
That's what we can all say,
her fields and lurvly mountains,
Thank god each day I pray.
From the streams and glens of Antrim,
To the town of Carciveen,
I lurve my dear old country.
It's the place that I know well.

Obligatory pedal steel guitar break,with accordian and snare drum

bnt

Do you really wanna hurt me?
Do you really wanna make me cry?

You do? OK.
Don't need teeth anyway.
I can see you're angry,
But I'll still need a hankie
When your fist breaks my nose
And the floor is way too close.
Do you think I can pass
On the big boot up my ass?
No?

Yes you really wanna hurt me.
Yes you really wanna make me cry.
(Repeat) Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ...

Hammer89

Snuff a stripper and snort coke off her dead baps,
Kill my neighbour because I want my f*cking shed back,
He'll get his leg snapped, then his head smacked, before I do a big piss on his prayer mat.

Robsweezie

You got me feelin all hot under the collar, can't wait to slip under the covers with you, oh touch me, kiss me, make me feel like tonight is our night