Who was the last person you told to 'F*%K OFF!!' to their face?

whiskeyman

For me, it was probably some goon who did a rash tackle on me during a game over the weekend. I was pretty mad, and lashed out ... but I'd probably rarely use it in anger to anyone face to face.
Sure, It's used on my daily drive to work, but in a car doesn't really count as face to face.
So who did you drop the 'f bomb' in anger to?

Was it a family member?
Good friend?
Colleague?
Your wife / partner / romantic other (made up yet?)
A random stranger?

Did they deserve it?


Lie down on the couch and tell us all about it...

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Can't recall ever doing so, to be honest.

Adamocovic

**** OFF!

Baron Kurtz

I only ever do this to people bigger and tougher than me. One must test themselves on occasion and keep those minerals and adrenaline rushes ticking over.

Ninjini

Never out loud, I usually mutter it under my breath as I walk away.

kfallon

Sometimes you might use it jokingly tho:

"Did you watch The Rose of Tralee last night?"
"Ah fúck off boy, will ya!!"

cournioni

Happens in GAA matches a lot. Never in "real life".

whiskeyman

Ninjini wrote: »

Never out loud, I usually mutter it under my breath as I walk away.

kfallon wrote: »

Sometimes you might use it jokingly tho:

Ah but that doesn't count...

When did you really bellow it out in anger to someone's face?
I think ever since I've left school, thankfully it's been very little!
I guess your relationships with people get more mature as the years go on.

5rtytry56

For fux sake. No poll even.

One eyed Jack

In anger, no, when I get angry I just bury it down as I feel I'd be lowering myself to their level otherwise.

Out of frustration or in jest when I wouldn't mean someone should actually take me seriously, well, probably quite a bit tbh, I curse like a sailor anyway but it's something I'm actually trying to work on. Passive aggressive was never my style though, but I try to remain civil and constrained as possible, often in the face of overwhelming douchebaggery.

MilesMorales1

One of dem chuggers in town yesterday. I usually try to be polite, but he was getting on my wick.

frag420

A scumbag that walked up to me at train station begging for money for fags when he was wearing brand new nike air max!!

I am not a complete dick though, I did offer to extract the four golden teeth from his mouth and sell them for him so he can buy his fags!!

Lux23

Probably my boyfriend.

prettyrestless

My cat when she jumped on me and woke me up this morning.

(Yes I count my pet as a person)

Mick55

Back when I was a reckless teen I parked ar$eways with one wheel up on a footpath. Some guy in his 50's walking by said, you're not going to leave that there are you?! Being a hard man and a bit of a tit back then I told him to fcuk off.. He pulled out his Garda badge and absolutely went to town on me. Learned a valuable life lesson that day!

osarusan

Referee at the Limerick FC game last night.

Multiples times. Screamed would be a better word.

Hopefully he heard me the useless ****.

Senna

My first job when I was 16, in fairness I said it to another department head and not my own, he was an arse and I wasn't willing to let him belittle me so he could look like a big man in-front of his own staff. No regrets there, but technically i said "Go **** yourself", i wasn't very eloquent at 16.

razorblunt

Some weeks back, just some lad pestering the missus at a bar, I was meeting her in.
He didn't even seem that drunk but had the look of a pest about him.

A guy who put his hand up my dress in a packed bar.

jobbridge4life

Probably someone abusing me on the street. Or drunkenly to a friend who I was in a dispute with. Last time I ever said it and meant it face to face was to my father. He deserved it.

Mr E

"Hello I am from Microsoft. We have detected troubles with your PC."

kfallon

Candie wrote: »

A guy who put his hand up my dress in a packed bar.

I hope you gave him a belt too!!

Probably someone on the football field, sometimes the red mist descends on me

Menas

To their face - never.
Whilst running away like a big girls blouse - plenty of times.

catbear

This one guy years ago was going on about Palestine and insisting some books I should read. When I said I'll choose what I want to read myself he started on pompous rant which I could only end by shouting "**** off" in public in his face.

I still see him around and still feel zero regret.

Armchair Andy

Told a customer to fuch off about 3 weeks ago when he called me a bollox for being an hour late. When he protested at my leaving again as I sat back into my car I told him to ring the other office that gave a fuch(no such office iow). I was a bollox for being late but as soon as the door opened I got an earful, wasn't too eager after that.

anncoates

To a chugger IIRC.

One of the zany ones that kept obstructing me after an initial polite reply, I might add.

Armchair Andy

anncoates wrote: »

To a chugger IIRC.

One of the zany ones that kept obstructing me after an initial polite reply, I might add.

If it was a chugger on the street, no bother fire both guns. I'd be very wary of telling any of them to FO on my own doorstep tbh.

kfallon

anncoates wrote: »

To a chugger IIRC.

One of the zany ones that kept obstructing me after an initial polite reply, I might add.

I hate those ones, big stupid smiley head on them, obstructing your way like it's some kind of funny game!

Luckily I have a face like a slapped arse (severe BRF according to a female friend of mine :P) so one stare from me and a point to my earphones and they get out of the way, never had to tell one to "fúck off" yet!

sligojoek

I told a neighbour of mine to F**k off out of my drive last week. If she was a bloke I'd have given her a thump as well, the way she was behaving.

NorthDublin1

My poor dog

Mesrine65

Told a Garda to go fúck himself on Sunday, wrecking my head he was...he is my cousin though