Goldilocks and the two Aussies

He must have been really steaming!

Naked Irishman arrested after climbing into Sydney couple's bed

http://www.rte.ie/news/2015/0817/721729-naked-irishman-sydney/

An Australian couple woke up today to discover a naked Irishman had broken into their home and climbed into their bed.
The man was subsequently arrested by New South Wales police.
In a statement the police say they were called at 1.45am local time this morning (4.45pm yesterday Irish time) when a woman woke up at her home in the Maroubra district of Sydney.

I've never been so drunk that I've gone into someone else,s house, lost the door a couple of times though.

The Backwards Man

Why do news sites always put the Irish time in the articles involving Irish abroad? Do they think we're all stukies that don't know about timezones or what? No relevance to the story whatsoever.

Boring username

And the Irish wonder why we are starting to be hated in Australia..

endacl

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Why do newspapers always put the Irish time in the articles involving Irish abroad? Do they think we're all stukies that don't know about timezones or what? No relevance to the story whatsoever.

Let's us double check it wasn't us.

"What time, Irish time? Nope. Wasn't me. Try Paddy. He's mad in the head and he doesn't have a watch".

endacl

Boring username wrote: »

And the Irish wonder why we are starting to be hated in Australia..

Because were all trying to have accidental threesomes with Australian couples?

It does seem a bit silly, like why would he break in to sleep at 16:45 unless he had a really good all nighter.

Menas

There is more to this story. He is getting assessed now for physiological problems.
If he is mentally troubled then hopefully he gets the help he needs.

Bio Mech

Menas wrote: »

There is more to this story. He is getting assessed now for physiological problems.
If he is mentally troubled then hopefully he gets the help he needs.

And the clothes he needs.

endacl

Menas wrote: »

There is more to this story. He is getting assessed now for physiological problems.
If he is mentally troubled then hopefully he gets the help he needs.

A physiological assessment won't be of much help if he's 'mentally troubled'.

osarusan

Deleted User wrote: »

I've never been so drunk that I've gone into someone else,s house, lost the door a couple of times though.

In university a friend of mine was out drinking with me and we went our separate ways home plastered.

He got home, door was open. Went into the kitchen, started frying some sausages, went for a piss, and then realised...this...isn't my house...walked out, turned off the oven, got the hell out of there.

endacl

osarusan wrote: »

In university a friend of mine was out drinking with me and we went our separate ways home plastered.

He got home, door was open. Went into the kitchen, started frying some sausages, went for a piss, and then realised...this...isn't my house...walked out, turned off the oven, got the hell out of there.

Frying sausages in the oven? How pissed was he?!?

osarusan

endacl wrote: »

Frying sausages in the oven? How pissed was he?!?

Pretty drunk I'd say to type that word by mistake right now.

endacl

osarusan wrote: »

Pretty drunk I'd say to type that word by mistake right now.

NachoBusiness

Think I recall Robert Downey Jr doing this back in the 80s. Woman found him asleep in a baby's cot or something.

ArtSmart

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Think I recall Robert Downey Jr doing this back in the 80s. Woman found him asleep in a baby's cot or something.

He weren't no Paddy though.

The Paddys, the Paddys, they is taking our womens!

(And maybe our mens!)

Sigh.

Hammer89

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Think I recall Robert Downey Jr doing this back in the 80s. Woman found him asleep in a baby's cot or something.

Was it Tyson Fury's cot?

Son Of A Vidic

Menas wrote: »

There is more to this story. He is getting assessed now for physiological problems.
If he is mentally troubled then hopefully he gets the help he needs.

Diagnosis: He's Irish.

Therapeutic intervention: Be grand.

Menas

endacl wrote: »

A physiological assessment won't be of much help if he's 'mentally troubled'.

Pesky swype on my phone...always getting thing wring.