Things that didn't happen that you, momentarily, panicked about

recylingbin

Taking a crap at work then suddenly wondering if your shirt got trapped between the paper and your @ss.

Señor Fancy Pants

Pregnancy scare......Ooooooooooh

PandaPoo

When your head almost gets stuck in something. That's a different kind of panic.

whiskeyman

potential shart

Robsweezie

When it takes slightly longer than usual for the elevator door to open when you're in it.

redbel05

Driving dopily home from work. Then panicking and having to rush back because I didn't remember turning everything off and closing the doors/shutters....

kfallon

That I left the immersion on.....

pmasterson95

That I thought the biscuit would break into the mug

ToddyDoody

I think I might be stepping this up a bit, how and ever...

That I might have HIV

Robsweezie

When your credit card doesn't go through as it should the first time , nor a second, but on the third time.

The_Valeyard

Will I run out of petrol before I find a station.

PandaPoo

When you think you've sent a text to the wrong person, especially if they're the subject of the text!

Talib Fiasco

When you cannot feel your phone in your pocket and then you break the reaction speed world record to slap your pocket to actually find it's there.

The_Valeyard

Am I going to give my friends food poisening?

Nesta99

Passport on the way to airport - every f*cking time I need to double check its in the bag!

Pyr0

Halfway through taking a dump in the work jax and hearing the toilet door opening and that moment of fear you have looking at the bolt on the stall to make sure it's closed.

kfallon

Pyr0 wrote: »

Halfway through taking a dump in the work jax and hearing the toilet door opening and that moment of fear you have looking at the bolt on the stall to make sure it's closed.

Drop kaks, sit on the throne, push, destroy the bowl with double coated pebbledash and then it hits you, "Fúck sake I forgot to check if there is jax roll" :eek:

That second it takes to look at the roll holder can be the longest of your life!!

Pyr0

kfallon wrote: »

Drop kaks, sit on the throne, push, destroy the bowl with double coated pebbledash and then it hits you, "Fúck sake I forgot to check if there is jax roll" :eek:

That second it takes to look at the roll holder can be the longest of your life!!

Commence the well timed waddle into the next stall

kfallon

Pyr0 wrote: »

Commence the well timed waddle into the next stall

Or sacrifice the socks/jocks.....

Lia_lia

Y2K

Sir Osis of Liver.

I feel your pain Mick.

KungPao

ToddyDoody wrote: »

I think I might be stepping this up a bit, how and ever...

That I might have HIV

I remember being in an A&E waiting on someone inside and a nurse type was offering free n fast HIV tests around the place. Now, I'm a clean living careful person, but when she took the swab and left I was getting irrationally anxious... til she put me out of my misery. Phew.

c_man

Things that didn't happen that you, momentarily, panicked about

Bad STD results. Impossible though, I've never taken a test!

KatW4

Walking down the stairs and thinking you have missed a step. That feeling that you might fall down the stairs is awful!

donegaLroad

I was on a trans Atlantic flight in October 2001 when an odd-ball in the aisle next to me decided to stand up on his seat with his arms folded staring straight in front of him, his head almost touching the ceiling. He was in this position for 5 minutes but it seemed like an eternity.. I could feel the blood drain from my head down and my heart was pounding at an awful rate..

I really did think that this was it, this could be my final few minutes on earth. But he turned out to be an eccentric type, and the cabin crew sorted it out after they approached him and asked him to sit down. It was only a month since 9/11 which didn't help.

Youngblood.III

Did I delete my Internet history.....??

Ruu

Stairs, hate them. ALL OF THEM.

Entering pin..incorrect..ah just hit the wrong one..incorrect..:eek:

Putin

PandaPoo wrote: »

When your head almost gets stuck in something. That's a different kind of panic.

Hopefully it wasn't the OP's arse..:pac:

maudgonner

In a changing room when you've tried on something that's a good bit too small and it will not come off.
The blind panic of realising that you may well have to call a member of staff and have them come and cut you out of it.
The relief five minutes later when it finally begins to budge after you've pulled it so hard you nearly take your skin off with it.

KatW4

maudgonner wrote:

In a changing room when you've tried on something that's a good bit too small and it will not come off. The blind panic of realising that you may well have to call a member of staff and have them come and cut you out of it. The relief five minutes later when it finally begins to budge after you've pulled it so hard you nearly take your skin off with it.

Same with trying on rings that are too small!

razorblunt

Putting your finger in the top of a beer bottle to make that popping sound, only to get it caught by the knuckle.

Robsweezie

When i was a kid and my parents took ages to collect me from school, I thought I was stranded.

tradhead

Handing a family member your phone to show them a picture...


And they start to swipe.