RTE Green Room

Sir Osis of Liver.

Ever been there?
Do celebs hang out there?
Is it full of snots?

LETHAL LADY

You insufferable arsehole.:pac:

NachoBusiness

Once, but I was shakin..

There's an old piano. Don't know what they're doing in there but they laugh a lot. Wish they'd let me in. Knocked once. Door slammed, hospitality's thin there. Wonder just what's going on. Saw an eyeball peeping through a smoke cloud. I said Joe sent me someone laughed out loud. Ah, sure all I want to do is join the happy crowd.

Yeah. Over 20 years ago.

There was an old piano playing there, by that fellow on the Late Late Show. His wife was around, can't think of her name - her sister ran Lillie's Bordello so in fairness she got us in there free after. Oh and Gay Byrne, and Julian Lloyd Webber.

All very z list. But did get a few free drinks.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I'd rather impale myself on a machete.

Sheep Lover

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I'd rather impale myself on a machete.

That'd be pretty hard tbh. A machete is more of chopping weapon. What you want is a good spear or pike. Now that is you call impaling weapons.

donegaLroad

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Ever been there?
Do celebs hang out there?
Is it full of snots?

I was in it once in 1998, Padraig Harrington and Paul McGinely were there, so was Aslan and Paul Merton. I was with a band which was making an appearance on the Late Late. They served those mini cans of Heineken and G & Ts.

suicide_circus

donegaLroad wrote: »

they served those mini cans of Heineken and G & Ts.

Thats when you know you've made it

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Sheep Lover wrote: »

That'd be pretty hard tbh. A machete is more of chopping weapon. What you want is a good spear or pike. Now that is you call impaling weapons.

Nope id still rather manage to do it than sit among the likes of vogue Williams, gay Byrne or whatever other knob-heads it is that frequent the place.
Wonder if it's anything like that route 37 or whatever it's called in Bolivia where they serve you coke on silver platters.

jamesbere

I'll I want to know is it painted green

namloc1980

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Nope id still rather manage to do it than sit among the likes of vogue Williams, gay Byrne or whatever other knob-heads it is that frequent the place.
Wonder if it's anything like that route 37 or whatever it's called in Bolivia where they serve you coke on silver platters.

Wouldn't it spill everywhere?

ToddyDoody

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Ever been there?
Do celebs hang out there?
Is it full of snots?

Also, what are the toilet facilities like?

Talib Fiasco

All I could see through the thick weed smoke was Bryan Dobson all over Georgia Salpa while Sharon Ni Bheolain had a slapped arse face pouting at Dobbo not paying her any attention.