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"Quote based on a 39 year old nurse living in Dublin driving a 09 Golf"

  • 03-08-2015 11:06AM
    #1
    Sh1tbag OToole
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭


    Does anyone else wonder what kind of life the person has when they mention that in ads?

    Its a great one for letting the imagination wander I find, I'd imagine her sitting in Dublin traffic as the rain lashes down onto her windscreen. Then I'd be thinking what does she do for hobbies, does she go for a tear in the countryside at the weekend or does she visit her family? Does she like cars at all? Does she even know she's driving a 09 Golf? Has she ever revved it past 3,000?

    Then I think maybe it's a male nurse and does the above apply to him as well, does he leave it sitting outside his Semi-D house while his garage is filled to the brim with old crap that's worth a lot less than his car and could mostly be got rid of?


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  • #2
    morritty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 889 ✭✭✭morritty


    No. But I probably will from now on...


  • #3
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Is she a size 24 and does she drink in Coppers?


  • #4
    Chriscl1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 998 ✭✭✭Chriscl1


    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »
    Is she a size 24 and does she drink in Coppers?

    or Flannerys, them big nurses love Flannerys :D


  • #5
    MarkAnthony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,934 ✭✭✭MarkAnthony


    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »
    Is she a size 24 and does she drink in Coppers?

    Jaysus - I think I've shagged her. Didn't know she was famous.


  • #6
    fancy pigeon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,866 ✭✭✭fancy pigeon


    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »
    Is she a size 24 and does she drink in Coppers?

    Does her family have land and cattle?


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  • #7
    Shane Fitz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 426 ✭✭Shane Fitz


    fancy pigeon wrote:
    Does her family have land and cattle?


    Don't forget the road frontage......


  • #8
    Sh1tbag OToole
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    fancy pigeon wrote: »
    Does her family have land and cattle?
    Shane Fitz wrote: »
    Don't forget the road frontage......

    Unlikely in Dublin. Maybe a few apartments in Bulgaria and another small investment property.

    I'm getting more and more convinced it's a male nurse and chosen by the insurance company to lead anyone claiming they discriminate against men on a wild goose chase. Which is bad news for those who claim to have shagged 'her'


  • #9
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Have we somehow forgotten about the lovely accountant in Carlow driving a 2011 golf?, I think she was a contestant on the rose of Tralee once


  • #10
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    So how much was the bloody quote?


  • #11
    gctest50
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,597 ✭✭✭gctest50


    I presume they'd be driving very carefully if they had a body in the boot etc


    http://bit.ly/1JHzy6t


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  • #12
    Pov06
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,487 ✭✭✭Pov06


    39 years old, qualified nurse.

    He/she is probably so arrogant that they are a danger to the road.

    "Sure I'm on the road for over 20 years, everyone else is wrong but myself!"


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