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"An open letter to God in the irregular takeaway"

26-07-2015 5:32pm

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branie2

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I usually order a plain cheeseburger and chips

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regular takeaway???

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#2 26-07-2015 5:33pm

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Large curry chips and coke

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#3 26-07-2015 5:35pm

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Trying to work out if this thread is a euphemism for something else

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#4 26-07-2015 5:36pm

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I'm a cheap bastard, so I like to pick a few things around the €2 mark i.e. a bag of chips, a battered sausage, and a portion of onion rings.

Sometimes I'll go all out and buy a donner kebab with chips + a battered sausage if I'm starving.

High class stuff. My local chipper has 21 Michelin stars.

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#5 26-07-2015 5:37pm

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Spiceburger.
If they don't have this on the menu, the place does not come up to the standard of a 'regular Takeaway' in 2015.

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#6 26-07-2015 5:38pm

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I can't remember.

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#7 26-07-2015 5:41pm

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What would you do if you found out that God existed in the Chinese.

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#8 26-07-2015 5:41pm

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Just a bag of chips, please.

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#9 26-07-2015 5:42pm

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An epiphany in a Chinese takeaway, or that god was a chinaman?

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#10 26-07-2015 5:42pm

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Thats enough internet for today

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#11 26-07-2015 5:42pm

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God appeared on my Pizza that I got from the Chinese

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#12 26-07-2015 5:42pm

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I'd ask them what does god need with an irregular takeaway?

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#13 26-07-2015 5:43pm

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There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis

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#14 26-07-2015 5:44pm

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Doner Tray

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#15 26-07-2015 5:44pm

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Why are there no Irish takeaways, where you could get boiled ham and spuds served to you have 2:30am when you are half cut

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#16 26-07-2015 5:45pm

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There he was hiding all along, between the waving cat and the picture of a waterfall appearing to move.

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#17 26-07-2015 5:46pm

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Justice4Adolf wrote: »

What would you do if you found out that God existed in the Chinese.

Ask him to make me one with everything?

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#18 26-07-2015 5:47pm

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The Holy Trinity is a three-in-one.

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#19 26-07-2015 5:50pm

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Tell him I want free Prawn Crackers.

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#20 26-07-2015 5:50pm

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Potatoes?
Cabbage?

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